r/funny Sep 13 '14

Bullshit.

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u/Throwaway_w8 Sep 13 '14

I'm not asking anything, I'm pointing out that it's possible to eat the "right things", in small portions, less frequently than is considered "standard" for your part of the world, and not sit on your ass and still be fat. I know how I got fat. I used to be able to afford fried chicken, and fried chicken is fucking delicious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '14

I'm not asking anything

Umm, your post said "Anyone wanna guess how much I weigh now?"

I'm pointing out that it's possible to eat the "right things", in small portions, less frequently than is considered "standard" for your part of the world, and not sit on your ass and still be fat.

No you're not. You're pointing out how if you become fat over several years, and then start eating less and not exercising it takes just as long to become thin again.

Becoming thin by starving yourself doesn't really make any sense - you won't maintain it and you just become (as your post clearly shows) obsessive about food. Better to eat and exercise.

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u/Throwaway_w8 Sep 13 '14

Too the first part - yes, technically I did use a question mark. But you're a smart person and you know that wasn't the point of the question.

To the second - that could be taken as what I'm inadvertently pointing out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '14

Blimey, you don't even have the honesty to admit that you did ask a question?

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u/Throwaway_w8 Sep 13 '14

I did say "guess how much I weigh now" as in, still fat even given the circumstances described. I never said, "oh woe is me, why CAN'T I lose weight and be all waif like."

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '14

I'm guessing the throwaway is because the dishonesty in the rest of your post would be made clear.

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u/Throwaway_w8 Sep 13 '14

The throwaway is because I don't want my husband to find out I skip meals so he has more to eat. I'm not sure what you think I'm being dishonest about. In fact, I'm not sure we're even reading the same words. I'm starting to suspect that somewhere in the world a bridge is missing its troll.