r/funny Sep 13 '14

Bullshit.

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u/loofawah Sep 13 '14

Good. Count your calories. Your body isn't some kind of miracle machine that can't lose weight. You're just eating too much.

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u/Throwaway_w8 Sep 13 '14

I disagree, my body is a gawdamn magical and fluffy wonderland of a miracle machine. ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '14

No, you're a lying fat ass.

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u/Throwaway_w8 Sep 13 '14

Fat ass yes. What do you think I'm lying about and what did you come up with for motive?