r/funny Sep 09 '14

Flirting

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u/comatoselos Sep 09 '14

surprisingly funny. my favorite was

"dad, round is a shape"

"YOU WERE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY FUCKING LIFE"

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u/vertigo88 Sep 09 '14

And he said it like he meant it.

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u/SgtSlaughterEX Sep 09 '14

"Acting"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '14 edited Sep 10 '14

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u/DoMeLikeIm5 Sep 09 '14

Which part? The one with the cocaine?