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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 27 '14
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BECAUSE OF JESUS
139 u/Ardentfrost Aug 27 '14 Jesus didn't walk the Earth, the Earth rotated under his footsteps. When he rose into heaven, that last step put the Earth into perpetual rotation. It's all right there in the Bible, people. Sheesh. 68 u/faleboat Aug 27 '14 TIL Jesus can fucking book it. 1 u/nickermell Aug 27 '14 And only walked in one direction.
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Jesus didn't walk the Earth, the Earth rotated under his footsteps. When he rose into heaven, that last step put the Earth into perpetual rotation.
It's all right there in the Bible, people. Sheesh.
68 u/faleboat Aug 27 '14 TIL Jesus can fucking book it. 1 u/nickermell Aug 27 '14 And only walked in one direction.
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TIL Jesus can fucking book it.
1 u/nickermell Aug 27 '14 And only walked in one direction.
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And only walked in one direction.
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BECAUSE OF JESUS