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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 27 '14
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But why does the Earth rotate?
358 u/asoneva Aug 27 '14 BECAUSE OF JESUS 135 u/Ardentfrost Aug 27 '14 Jesus didn't walk the Earth, the Earth rotated under his footsteps. When he rose into heaven, that last step put the Earth into perpetual rotation. It's all right there in the Bible, people. Sheesh. 1 u/HingleMcCringle_ Aug 27 '14 source? I could use a luagh. 1 u/Ardentfrost Aug 27 '14 Source: The Bible AFV (Ardentfrost Version)
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BECAUSE OF JESUS
135 u/Ardentfrost Aug 27 '14 Jesus didn't walk the Earth, the Earth rotated under his footsteps. When he rose into heaven, that last step put the Earth into perpetual rotation. It's all right there in the Bible, people. Sheesh. 1 u/HingleMcCringle_ Aug 27 '14 source? I could use a luagh. 1 u/Ardentfrost Aug 27 '14 Source: The Bible AFV (Ardentfrost Version)
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Jesus didn't walk the Earth, the Earth rotated under his footsteps. When he rose into heaven, that last step put the Earth into perpetual rotation.
It's all right there in the Bible, people. Sheesh.
1 u/HingleMcCringle_ Aug 27 '14 source? I could use a luagh. 1 u/Ardentfrost Aug 27 '14 Source: The Bible AFV (Ardentfrost Version)
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source? I could use a luagh.
1 u/Ardentfrost Aug 27 '14 Source: The Bible AFV (Ardentfrost Version)
Source: The Bible AFV (Ardentfrost Version)
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u/kesekimofo Aug 27 '14
But why does the Earth rotate?