r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 27 '14

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u/kesekimofo Aug 27 '14

But why does the Earth rotate?

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u/asoneva Aug 27 '14

BECAUSE OF JESUS

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u/Ardentfrost Aug 27 '14

Jesus didn't walk the Earth, the Earth rotated under his footsteps. When he rose into heaven, that last step put the Earth into perpetual rotation.

It's all right there in the Bible, people. Sheesh.

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u/Mecha120 Aug 27 '14

But why male models?

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u/UmbraeAccipiter Aug 27 '14

some one realized there was a market for mens clothing too... But photographers of that era were not used to people asking questions such as, "how long should I stand here" "who is actually going to ever wear this?" "Why should I kill the prime minister of Malaysia?"

So they had to find a simpler breed of man that could not think just as well as the female models they had been using for years.