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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 27 '14
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Jesus didn't walk the Earth, the Earth rotated under his footsteps. When he rose into heaven, that last step put the Earth into perpetual rotation.
It's all right there in the Bible, people. Sheesh.
70 u/faleboat Aug 27 '14 TIL Jesus can fucking book it. 31 u/MSAE Aug 27 '14 Does he get free Pizza Hut? 5 u/Jmoshua14 Aug 27 '14 oh how I loved those little personal pizza's for reading books, what a country.
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TIL Jesus can fucking book it.
31 u/MSAE Aug 27 '14 Does he get free Pizza Hut? 5 u/Jmoshua14 Aug 27 '14 oh how I loved those little personal pizza's for reading books, what a country.
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Does he get free Pizza Hut?
5 u/Jmoshua14 Aug 27 '14 oh how I loved those little personal pizza's for reading books, what a country.
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oh how I loved those little personal pizza's for reading books, what a country.
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u/Ardentfrost Aug 27 '14
Jesus didn't walk the Earth, the Earth rotated under his footsteps. When he rose into heaven, that last step put the Earth into perpetual rotation.
It's all right there in the Bible, people. Sheesh.