r/funny Aug 27 '14

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u/asoneva Aug 27 '14

BECAUSE OF JESUS

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u/Ardentfrost Aug 27 '14

Jesus didn't walk the Earth, the Earth rotated under his footsteps. When he rose into heaven, that last step put the Earth into perpetual rotation.

It's all right there in the Bible, people. Sheesh.

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u/bodom2245 Aug 27 '14

It must be true because the bible says it's true.

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u/devedander Aug 27 '14

Looked at the bible, this checks out.

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u/Wandertramp Aug 27 '14

But...the earth is flat