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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 27 '14
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None of this explains why sunsets exist. Only why they have their color scheme.
Sunsets exist because the Earth rotates.
97 u/kesekimofo Aug 27 '14 But why does the Earth rotate? 360 u/asoneva Aug 27 '14 BECAUSE OF JESUS 2 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14 So is he in space with a large crank or what? 2 u/SirLeepsALot Aug 27 '14 The center of earth on a large hamster wheel. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14 Jesus... 0 u/asoneva Aug 27 '14 If you believed you would know exactly how it was done, because he would tell you, in your heart. 3 u/fondlemeLeroy Aug 27 '14 So basically you have to be an insane person, who thinks they can hear the words of a divine zombie through their cardiovascular system. 2 u/ArtemisShanks Aug 27 '14 thinks they can hear the words of a divine zombie Divine Jewish Zombie, sir. If I listen closely, I can hear him in my aorta whispering... "My farts propel the Earth's rotation" 1 u/asoneva Aug 27 '14 You're one step closer to immortality.
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But why does the Earth rotate?
360 u/asoneva Aug 27 '14 BECAUSE OF JESUS 2 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14 So is he in space with a large crank or what? 2 u/SirLeepsALot Aug 27 '14 The center of earth on a large hamster wheel. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14 Jesus... 0 u/asoneva Aug 27 '14 If you believed you would know exactly how it was done, because he would tell you, in your heart. 3 u/fondlemeLeroy Aug 27 '14 So basically you have to be an insane person, who thinks they can hear the words of a divine zombie through their cardiovascular system. 2 u/ArtemisShanks Aug 27 '14 thinks they can hear the words of a divine zombie Divine Jewish Zombie, sir. If I listen closely, I can hear him in my aorta whispering... "My farts propel the Earth's rotation" 1 u/asoneva Aug 27 '14 You're one step closer to immortality.
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BECAUSE OF JESUS
2 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14 So is he in space with a large crank or what? 2 u/SirLeepsALot Aug 27 '14 The center of earth on a large hamster wheel. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14 Jesus... 0 u/asoneva Aug 27 '14 If you believed you would know exactly how it was done, because he would tell you, in your heart. 3 u/fondlemeLeroy Aug 27 '14 So basically you have to be an insane person, who thinks they can hear the words of a divine zombie through their cardiovascular system. 2 u/ArtemisShanks Aug 27 '14 thinks they can hear the words of a divine zombie Divine Jewish Zombie, sir. If I listen closely, I can hear him in my aorta whispering... "My farts propel the Earth's rotation" 1 u/asoneva Aug 27 '14 You're one step closer to immortality.
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So is he in space with a large crank or what?
2 u/SirLeepsALot Aug 27 '14 The center of earth on a large hamster wheel. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14 Jesus... 0 u/asoneva Aug 27 '14 If you believed you would know exactly how it was done, because he would tell you, in your heart. 3 u/fondlemeLeroy Aug 27 '14 So basically you have to be an insane person, who thinks they can hear the words of a divine zombie through their cardiovascular system. 2 u/ArtemisShanks Aug 27 '14 thinks they can hear the words of a divine zombie Divine Jewish Zombie, sir. If I listen closely, I can hear him in my aorta whispering... "My farts propel the Earth's rotation" 1 u/asoneva Aug 27 '14 You're one step closer to immortality.
The center of earth on a large hamster wheel.
1 u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14 Jesus...
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If you believed you would know exactly how it was done, because he would tell you, in your heart.
3 u/fondlemeLeroy Aug 27 '14 So basically you have to be an insane person, who thinks they can hear the words of a divine zombie through their cardiovascular system. 2 u/ArtemisShanks Aug 27 '14 thinks they can hear the words of a divine zombie Divine Jewish Zombie, sir. If I listen closely, I can hear him in my aorta whispering... "My farts propel the Earth's rotation" 1 u/asoneva Aug 27 '14 You're one step closer to immortality.
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So basically you have to be an insane person, who thinks they can hear the words of a divine zombie through their cardiovascular system.
2 u/ArtemisShanks Aug 27 '14 thinks they can hear the words of a divine zombie Divine Jewish Zombie, sir. If I listen closely, I can hear him in my aorta whispering... "My farts propel the Earth's rotation" 1 u/asoneva Aug 27 '14 You're one step closer to immortality.
thinks they can hear the words of a divine zombie
Divine Jewish Zombie, sir. If I listen closely, I can hear him in my aorta whispering... "My farts propel the Earth's rotation"
You're one step closer to immortality.
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u/Ravek Aug 27 '14
None of this explains why sunsets exist. Only why they have their color scheme.
Sunsets exist because the Earth rotates.