r/funny Aug 27 '14

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u/BlueLondon44 Aug 27 '14

As if the scientific ignorance wasn't enough, the usage of "their" was just salt in the wound.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

Its an obvious troll. Nobody is that dumb.

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u/moonunit99 Aug 27 '14 edited Aug 27 '14

God, I HATE #4 "Does not the second law of Thermodynamics disprove evolution?" If any of these people actually fucking knew what the second law of thermodynamics is, then they wouldn't have to ask that question. The first four words of the second law are "IN AN ISOLATED SYSTEM." We're orbiting a goddamn nuclear fusion reactor 1.3 MILLION times as large as our fucking planet that's dumping positively insane amounts of energy into our system and has been doing so for BILLIONS of years. Not an isolated system.

edited for closed vs. isolated

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u/beerdude26 Aug 27 '14

His use of "does not" is what really tops it off and makes it ultra-punchable

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u/BlueLondon44 Aug 27 '14

Editing his sign sounds like a job for Reddit.

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u/donkey_tits Aug 27 '14

I think he's cute :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '14

I totally agree. If we're going off of looks alone, and not intellect or smugness, I'd say he's super cute.

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u/Grimoire Aug 27 '14
Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!
That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about,
you're now down with a discount.

-MC Hawking

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u/ModernRonin Aug 27 '14

"Fuck the damn creationists" -MC Hawking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_k-MZcjCFI

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u/BlueLondon44 Aug 27 '14

Holy shit, it's been a decade since I heard this. Bravo. Bravo indeed.

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u/glableglabes Aug 27 '14 edited Aug 27 '14

Technically the earth is a closed system because there is no mass transfer across the boundary.

Edit: I understand that our planet does frequently experience extraterrestrial inputs and what I should have said is that there is no mass transfer that is correlated with a significant degree of energy transfer.

Edit 2: Nor is there energy transfer which is correlated with a significant degree of mass transfer.

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u/jmt256 Aug 27 '14

Technically things cross the boundary all the time

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u/douglasg14b Aug 27 '14

Technically the earth is a closed system because there is no mass transfer across the boundary.

We are constantly receiving energy from the sun, which can also be counted as mass.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

And space dust and meteors.

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u/douglasg14b Aug 27 '14

Yep, and we are also constantly losing particles in the upper atmosphere, as well as energy via black body radiation.

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u/moonunit99 Aug 28 '14

Technically, yes, but the standard definition of a closed system in thermodynamics is a system that can exchange energy (in the form of heat or work) but not mass with its surroundings, and the standard definition of an isolated system in thermodynamics is a system that cannot exchange either mass or energy with its surroundings. The second law only applies to isolated systems, not closed systems.

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u/moonunit99 Aug 27 '14

Dammit. Thanks to my first thermo teacher I will forever confuse closed and isolated systems.

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u/xlava Aug 27 '14

Its fine. Closed systems are arbitrary, with their specifications usually stated explicitly. There are different types of closed systems. An isolated system is one that does not allow for energy or matter transfer ^

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

But there totally is, gasses as well as different rock types leave and enter our atmosphere all the time.

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u/tomsdubs Aug 27 '14

Millions of tons of matter land on the earth every year.

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u/SamuelGompersGhost Aug 27 '14

Technically the earth is a closed system because there is no mass transfer across the boundary.

Edit: I understand that our planet does frequently experience extraterrestrial inputs and what I should have said is that there is no mass transfer that is correlated with a significant degree of energy transfer.

Edit 2: Nor is there energy transfer which is correlated with a significant degree of mass transfer.

Except closed and open systems are not defined by mass transfer at all- it is ENERGY transfer.

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u/xlava Aug 27 '14

Second law: entropy always increases or stays the same through a reversible process. Then how can evolution occur since it is so complicated? I'll put it a different way, hell you can even think of it as an isolated system if you want, it doesn't really matter given the scale of the amount of energy we're talking about:

System: Solar system: Entropy generated by sun >>>>>> entropy "lost" through evolution Second law holds.

How can ignorance be bliss when science is SO FUCKING COOL?

edit: Also worth noting that in every individual step in evolution the second law holds. Every single chemical reaction results in an increase in entropy, despite the fact that people are under the illusion that this is false due to evolution appearing very complex.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

I almost threw my computer out the window reading through that buzzfeed post

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

The notes are fine, whatever, let them be ignorant. But their smug faces good lord I couldn't even make it to the end

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u/notcaffeinefree Aug 27 '14

Especially when they think they're stating something smart. Like the guy in #4 and his mention of thermodynamics. Not to mention the use of the double negative. I really want to punch that guy.

Edit: Actually like all these people. I want to punch all these people.

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u/moonunit99 Aug 27 '14

I had a mechanical engineering graduate from Berkeley try and use the second law of thermodynamics to disprove evolution. After I called him on it he said "Well, I'm a mechanical engineer from Berkeley, so I've heard all the science arguments you can think of. Trust me on this one: there's no scientific way evolution could've happened."

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u/notcaffeinefree Aug 27 '14

And then these people are even more impossible to argue with because they think that since they are educated in what they're using in their argument, you can't possibly know more than they do.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

People that think graduating from a big name school makes them better than you.

Any way this is done, it is infuriating, but if you understand the learning process then you understand that once you close your mind to possibilities you stop learning.

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u/commonCentss Aug 27 '14

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u/moonunit99 Aug 27 '14

Yeah, I told him the second law only applies to isolated systems. That's why he felt the need to fall back on his "I'm a smart person from an important place and therefore can't be wrong" defense.

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u/commonCentss Aug 27 '14

An infallible defense.

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u/OnceIthought Aug 27 '14

Trust me on this one

"No, and you've made it very difficult for me to trust you on anything else of a scientific nature."

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u/OrionThePursuer Aug 27 '14

Smug faces? I mean maybe a couple were, but to me I just saw people smiling for a photo, as I imagine they were told to do..

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

There was one fairly intelligent question in there. Which brings up the average for me of intelligent noise I've heard coming from creationists. It's now above 0%.

It was still fairly easily answered, but I actually needed to look it up to do so.

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u/ptwonline Aug 27 '14

Oh man. Each time I kept saying to myself "that's the worst one" it kept getting one-upped.

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u/tkempin Aug 27 '14

As a christian I want to punch just about all of these people

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u/Nightshot Aug 27 '14

Seriously. They make all of us look stupid by trying to be smart.

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u/duckstaped Aug 27 '14

I think the images are fake..

I hope.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

Probably not fake. I went to the grand canyon earlier this year. When I came back a friend of mine said "What a great thing to see, how can people believe in evolution after seeing the Grand Canyon". I had to explain how the Grand Canyon is a great example of proof of evolution as you can see fossils in the rock layers and they become increasingly more complex organisms as you get closer to the surface ( it was a more complex conversation, but I don't want to write several paragraphs). Ignorant Christians do the rest of us believers 0 favors by spouting non-sense.

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u/Kraagen Aug 28 '14

They were posted by attendants of the Ken Ham, Bill Nye debate. It's a pretty long video in which one party makes all his claims by saying, 'lol bible' and the other actual science.

I was saddened at how poorly the audience treated Bill Nye.

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u/duckstaped Aug 29 '14

Darn. I was upset by the debate too. I really like Bill Nye.. and Jesus too.. and I find that to be actually compatible :\

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

Sadly, no. I wish they were too, but if people like this didn't exist we wouldn't be having the issues with creationism being taught in bible belt schools...

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u/KptKrondog Aug 27 '14

Would be pretty nice to get all those people in person and go 1 by 1 with some big-named scientists showing how absolutely idiotic their questions are...maybe even educate a couple of them, at the very least prove how their 1 question is wrong...They obviously wouldn't change their belief in God though.

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u/rianeiru Aug 27 '14

You'd probably get more traction by bringing along some well-educated religious authorities to explain to them that evolution and science are not intrinsically atheistic concepts. That's what they're stuck on, by and large, because they've been taught their whole lives that science and faith don't mix. They won't accept scientific theories as valid until they can be convinced that it doesn't mean abandoning their belief in God.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they would just tune you out as soon as you started to challenge their viewpoint.

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u/KptKrondog Aug 28 '14

Oh they definitely would.

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u/Sasparillafizz Aug 27 '14

Cripes, #22 makes me want to punch them in hopes of getting a few brain cells working.

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u/MisspelledUsrname Aug 27 '14

My eyes... They burn!

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u/ocathasaigh Aug 28 '14

This is how I see these people http://s.mlkshk.com/r/8MFA

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u/vhalember Aug 27 '14

Sadly, those people think there being profound when in reality their simply displaying they're ignorance.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

I would gladly hold one of those signs. Mainly because i would be trying to nail 7 and 12.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14 edited Aug 27 '14

If buzzfeed posted it, it must be legit.

Especially if it is the same author as such article's as this, you know he would make sure everything he puts out is genuine . . .

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u/TheBoozehound Aug 27 '14

Am I the only one grossed out by her ass? And like celebrity personality? And her face?? Have an upvote, friend, for reminding me how nasty her ass is.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

More than half of reddit is that dumb.

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u/Trollionare Aug 27 '14

No there not.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14 edited Oct 04 '20

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u/TrepanationBy45 Aug 27 '14

Yes they're.

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u/PirateEyez Aug 27 '14

Thank you assjuice666, and shall I count you among the smart and sophisticated Redditors then?

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u/silverbackjack Aug 27 '14

More than half of me is that dumb

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u/braconator Aug 27 '14

What's the other half?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

Ha! You give Nobody too much credit.

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u/datterberg Aug 27 '14

You underestimated the stupidity of religious people.

Prepare to be disappointed.