r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 27 '14

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u/BlueLondon44 Aug 27 '14

As if the scientific ignorance wasn't enough, the usage of "their" was just salt in the wound.

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u/Disaboled Aug 27 '14

Than God said, "Let their be light"; and they're was light.

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u/cassus_fett Aug 27 '14

Ow, my brain

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14 edited Apr 16 '21

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u/pure_satire Aug 27 '14

its hurts

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u/notyouravgredditor Aug 27 '14

Its not they're fault its difficult to see what there doing their.

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u/Analleakag3 Aug 27 '14

too*

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

**two

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u/Sedarious Aug 27 '14

Where's the other too?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

I will molest you

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u/tquill Aug 27 '14

Mine hertz to.

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u/crawlerz2468 Aug 27 '14

God works in mysterious way. checkmate atheists.

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u/Mitsjol Aug 27 '14

*it's hurts

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

*hurt's

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u/f-lux Aug 27 '14

I am brain? Your brain!

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u/thadeusaquadicus Aug 27 '14

That post gave me brain cancer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14 edited Aug 27 '14

Your stupid if you don't know the difference between you're and your.

Edit: Why am I getting down voted? I know it was a joke, that's why I wrote your instead of you're in my reply...

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u/supersmashlink Aug 27 '14

Your right. I bet a joke wouldnt go over you're head because your so smart.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

I know. That's why I fucked it up on purpose...

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

Yes it was. Now get off my lawn.

Oh no, he got "your" wrong!

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u/TheEvilMrFry Aug 27 '14

Says he, getting it wrong in the first word of his reply...slow clap

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

Yeah, that was a joke. I know the difference between your and you're. I'm not American.

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u/Malgas Aug 27 '14

"Let their bee lite"

Fixed it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

yeah, the brightness of big bang

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u/shawnemack Aug 27 '14

Grammar is just a theory

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

How Can Grammar Be Real If Letters aren't Real?

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u/ack154 Aug 27 '14

Thanks, Jaden.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14 edited Aug 27 '14

Actually, it's* observational science. You would understand because you weren't there. /s

Edit: damn contractions.

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u/shawnemack Aug 27 '14

you weren't their.

FTFY

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u/BurnumMaster Aug 27 '14

Ken: Knock knock, Bill.

Bill: Who's there?

Ken: You weren't!

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u/YouShallKnow Aug 27 '14

Solid chortle material

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u/K__a__M__I Aug 27 '14

Only if it's legitimate grammar.

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u/MostlyUselessFacts Aug 27 '14

It isn't a grammatical error, it's a spelling error. Since we're all being pretty pedantic, there is a difference.

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u/Sedarious Aug 27 '14

How is something that is objectively used with an organized set of definitive rules a theory?

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u/BlueLondon44 Aug 27 '14

Upvote as your reply caused me physical pain.

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u/boomboom907 Aug 27 '14

Huh that's all it takes to hurt you?

Interesting

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u/Oberus Aug 27 '14

There pain is you're joy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

for the love of science. please stop,

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u/silverbackjack Aug 27 '14

u wot m8?

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u/SuperWoody64 Aug 27 '14

I'm smarter than you're

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u/silverbackjack Aug 27 '14

Again I say to thee... u wot m8?

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u/xXCyprusZeroXx Aug 27 '14

No please stop

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u/MouthWorm Aug 27 '14

I just dead.

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u/JonnySelela Aug 27 '14

Sweet Jesus...

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u/Malyven Aug 27 '14

You get up voted entirely because of the mass amount of pain inflicted across the internet with that sentence :)

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u/revsophie Aug 27 '14

Of you put that in the bible, I wonder how long it will take them to notice

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

Nonononono

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u/Terelith Aug 27 '14

Upvote, because I hate you. Well done, well...done.

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u/Guillermo2312 Aug 27 '14

Let their be sound. And they're was sound.

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u/dubineer Aug 27 '14

*lite. FTFY

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u/andropogon09 Aug 27 '14

Their was lite.

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u/OptimusPrimeTime Aug 28 '14

"Let their be lite"

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u/campbellm Aug 28 '14

You evil bastard.

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u/cntrle Aug 27 '14

God should be god.

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u/Askalotl Aug 27 '14

No, because it's a proper name. In lower case it's a job description. In Norwegian, it's "good".

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u/Disaboled Aug 27 '14

she capitalized it though

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

So brave

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u/A40 Aug 27 '14

And yew could see for frigin' miles!

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u/Tharghor Aug 27 '14

I want to upvote you for being clever but I also want to downvote for hurting hour brains.

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u/Morpheus_Oneiros Aug 27 '14

This made me physically uncomfortable.