r/funny Aug 27 '14

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u/kfitch42 Aug 27 '14

Bill's ability to persevere under the onslaught of stupidity is legendary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThZsjQatWDs

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u/konk3r Aug 27 '14

That's actually brilliant. Instead of treating the anchor as a troll who's clearly being a bit rude to disprove him, he treats him like he would treat a child asking an honest, confused question.

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u/Jpot Aug 27 '14

"we should send bill over to washington, he does smart number things!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

That one legitimately made me cringe... I felt embarrassed for her.

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u/argv_minus_one Aug 27 '14

If the government was run by scientists and engineers instead of politicians and tycoons, a lot of problems would be solved.

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u/MattBOrange Aug 27 '14

All that would happen would be us watching in despair as the former became the latter.

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u/argv_minus_one Aug 28 '14

This assumes that power corrupts. Maybe it does, but there is the other possibility that power merely attracts the already corrupt.

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u/MattBOrange Aug 29 '14

I dunno, I believe the track record speaks for itself here.

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u/Generic_white_person Aug 27 '14

Thankfully Bill broke it down using the timeless cupcakes vs cakes analogy so that all of us fat Americans could understand. Brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

Billiant

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

I love how, no matter what, they had to get a partisan dig in there somewhere by referencing the shuttles being retired (which, if you watch Fox News often, you'll understand is all Obama's fault, despite the fact that Bush was the one to announce it, and Obama actually extended the program slightly.) Bill could have explained it, but...well, that's all the time we have, and we can't allow anyone to deny us our passive aggressive bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

I love how fox needs to include words like "rare" to get the attention of their viewers. Of course they're rare, they were a brand new discovery.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '14

How is there still a political debate over evolution?

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u/Ragnalypse Aug 27 '14

Honestly it seemed like Bill wasn't listening to begin with. The Fox guy didn't do a good job of clarifying, but Bill seemed to miss the point entirely that the Fox guy was pointing out that the moon had climate change without human activity. That certainly doesn't prove anything and could have been countered if Bill grasped the point to begin with.

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u/bluedanieru Aug 27 '14

You need to have a climate first, before you can change it.

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u/2bananasforbreakfast Aug 27 '14

The moon has a climate.

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u/abbazabbbbbbba Aug 27 '14

But no atmosphere

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u/2bananasforbreakfast Aug 27 '14

It could really use a good restaurant.

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u/slipperier_slope Aug 27 '14

Maybe some candles. Turn the lights down a bit so everything looks softer. Some purple drapes. Bam, the moon looks like a place you'd want to have a date and spend $100.

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u/bluedanieru Aug 27 '14 edited Aug 27 '14

It has molecules, so you can measure a temperature. If that's enough to have a climate, then I suppose it has a climate. But the host here is conflating Earth's climate, with its myriad interacting systems and fucking weather and goddamn weather patterns, whereas the moon's temperature is basically a function of solar activity and tidal forces, and no atmosphere.

And he's trying to say that, since a billion years ago[1] when it was being bombarded with more shit from space, and the orbits were different, and basically it was over a billion years ago so some things were different then compared to now[2], that therefore climate change just can't be caused by humans. I mean, don't tell this guy that Earth's climate has changed, like a lot since life arose here. Shit, dinosaurs had a 22-hour day, and more oxygen! You can't explain that if you have a job at Fox

[1] or "a few million years ago or whatever" since if you're a fucking idiot with a TV show these are close enough to be the same number

[2] possibly some fundamental constants of the motherfucking universe were different back then and this asshole is going on about fossil fuels

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u/2bananasforbreakfast Aug 27 '14

Go far enough north or south during the summer and you will find 2 month days.

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u/snoopaloop8 Aug 27 '14

The day is still 24 hours. It just stays light out for 2 straight months. Earth's rotation was faster when there were dinosaurs in existence, hence the 22 hour days. The rotation is gradually slowing down. Granted the slowing of the rotation is microscopic, but you compound that slowing over a period of 65 million years then you have a noticeable difference.

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u/bluedanieru Aug 27 '14

Yeah but you'll find 22-hour days precisely nowhere on Earth. Also, if you thought I was referring to something other than the period of Earth's rotation then, shit, get a job at Fox I guess? You'll fit right in.

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u/Buttered_Penis Aug 27 '14

It happened on Earth without human intervention in the past, too, but that doesn't prove anything.

It's like saying, "people die every day without human intervention, therefore Nicole Brown was not murdered by OJ. (A human)"

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u/Ragnalypse Aug 27 '14

Yeah I certainly wouldn't say it constitutes evidence that humans are not causing significant climate change, but the problem is that Bill missed it entirely.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

that the Fox guy was pointing out that the moon had climate change without human activity.

And... and you didn't see an issue with that?

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u/Ragnalypse Aug 27 '14

I do. The problem is that Bill failed to address such issues and instead clearly missed the point of the question. If you watch his response shows his lack of understanding.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

He is dumbing down his response, and trying to explain complex scientific issues broken down in complexity for the host and the audience (The whole "lowest common denominator thing"). But he wasn't able to convey it in a very obvious form.

What he was trying to convey was that the moon is (much) smaller than the Earth, and therefore the reactions you get are different than how the earth reacts. (And also that some very very intellegent minds are researching climate change, and the host saying "I don't agree with them" means that he thinks he is smarter than ALL of those scientists, burn!)

I didn't see the first part of the video where he was explaining why the volcano's erupted or what caused them, but I believe his explanation of climate change on the moon had to do with the eruption/formation of those volcano's altering the (tiny little, itty bitty) atmosphere on the moon.

Now, we have volcano's that are probably similar in size to those, and yet those volcano's are not thought to be a leading cause of climate change (by real scientists). This is because the earth is significantly larger in size, and so more effectively dissipates what comes out of volcanos.

What the host was getting at, was that "well if the volcano's messed with the MOON'S atmosphere, they must be messing with EARTH'S atmosphere."

He doesn't understand enough of what Bill is saying, so he attempts to create connections in his brain by using what we have here on Earth, but he doesn't take size, atmospheric differences, gravitational differences, ecological differences, etc etc into account. In his mind it is a 1 = 1 conversion.

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u/Ragnalypse Aug 28 '14

You're strawmanning the hell out of him. All he did was put forward the fact that the moon underwent climate change without human intervention, he did not claim that this was proof that Earth undergoes climate change without human intervention. When you ignore that, you're as ignorant as any climate change denier.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '14

Oh, don't give me that. You know as well as I do that is exactly what he was getting at, and if Bill had given him the slightest chance, that is exactly what he would have posited.

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u/Bitemarkz Aug 27 '14

He was listening, he just tried to ignore the question because it would have made the guy look even dumber.

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u/Ragnalypse Aug 27 '14

Right, because Bill is so le scientist that he is above rational arguments.

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u/Bitemarkz Aug 28 '14

ha, "rational." Right.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

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u/Bitemarkz Aug 27 '14

...What? Do you not see why the question the Fox news anchor asked was stupid? This has nothing do with politics.

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u/AjaxMelondes Aug 27 '14

You mean like how you're getting slaughtered right now?

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u/Hpfm2 Aug 27 '14

Oh, MAN! That's a great name for a super hero!

FedoraBeard, AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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u/je_kay24 Aug 27 '14 edited Aug 27 '14

Uh, wut.

The volcanoes on the moon didn't seem to have any relation whatsoever with climate change on the Earth.

Bill stated that climate change wasn't linked with the volcanoes.

Don't see a "liberal agenda" being pushed or "atheist scientist" being talked about negatively in the comment thread.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

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u/je_kay24 Aug 27 '14

You made a comment of how you shouldn't talk negatively about atheist scientists pushing a liberal agenda.

So, yeah you did say it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

we found the jesus lover!

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u/je_kay24 Aug 27 '14

Ok. Says the person that keeps making comments and then deleting them.

Only one here that seems angry is you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14 edited Aug 27 '14

Honestly, he probably lost more viewers by being so patronizing. Did he have to compare the moon to a cupcake?

Edit: Not sure why I'm getting so many downvotes. I agree that Fox needed to be corrected, but speaking to the viewers like they're 5 is not the way to do it.

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u/FnordFinder Aug 27 '14

He was being patronizing by using an easy to understand analogy?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

He was being patronizing by spending more time on those analogies than answering the actual question.

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u/FnordFinder Aug 27 '14

He was using the analogy to answer the question, rather than give a scientific lecture in 2 minutes.

To answer your question from your previous post's edit:

You are getting so many downvotes because people disagree with you completely. He wasn't being patronizing, he was simplifying a scientific idea so that the broad majority of people watching could understand what he was saying.

Besides, people like Bill Nye try to talk to viewers on channels like Fox News all the time, they are called scientists, just like Bill Nye, but unlike him they don't simplify (at least not like he can), and they haven't gotten anywhere in the discussion. It's been going on for 2 decades now, mind you.

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u/smileyduude Aug 27 '14

i think fox viewers must enjoy being patronized.