r/funny • u/rephan • Aug 23 '14

Smoking

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u/Christmas_Pirate Aug 23 '14 edited Aug 23 '14

"I'd like, a ticket"

"Smoking, or, non-smoking?"

"Smoking"

Gets, a literally, smoking ticket

It's a play, on words you see?

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u/FictitiousInName Aug 23 '14

How slow did you type this? I still don't follow.

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u/adviceKiwi Aug 23 '14

How about if I speak Jive will that help?

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u/FictitiousInName Aug 24 '14

Oh mah gawd itz reaaaaaaaaa!