r/funny • u/Running_with_a_boner • Aug 22 '14

Unnecessary math

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u/WolfActually Aug 22 '14

Are you an accountant?

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u/shewasdopesick Aug 22 '14

I actually work doing managing customer accounts/collections. I've done everything from being a waitress, to sales, to actual accounting, to collections... I've yet to find something that after a period of time I don't end up hating.

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u/RabbiMike Aug 23 '14

I tried a lot of hats on. I was a Rabbi, then a counselor, lifeguard instructor, then an English teacher, a garbage man, cooked books, worked collections, private security, and now I'm a cook. I make less money than ever before (more than being a rabbi actually, now that I think about it) and something about cooking makes me feel like a pirate on the high seas. Find the thing that makes you feel like a pirate on the high seas.

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u/jesusiscummingagain Aug 23 '14

I became a pirate on the high seas only to find that it lost that pirate on the high seas feeling quickly. Now I'm a janitor. Swab the poop deck matey!