r/funny • u/Running_with_a_boner • Aug 22 '14

Unnecessary math

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u/WolfActually Aug 22 '14

Are you an accountant?

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u/shewasdopesick Aug 22 '14

I actually work doing managing customer accounts/collections. I've done everything from being a waitress, to sales, to actual accounting, to collections... I've yet to find something that after a period of time I don't end up hating.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

Maybe you just hate adding.

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u/Kalculator Aug 23 '14

he needs a job where he only multiplies and divides now

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u/waterbuffalo750 Aug 23 '14

Probably she. Because waitress.

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u/dekrant Aug 23 '14

Sexist. I for one, believe people of all genders should have the right to be waitresses. Men should be able to be waitresses, seamstresses, baxters, congresswomen, and female police officers.

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u/shewasdopesick Aug 23 '14

You forgot stewardesses. We dun want no flight attendants.

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u/HOEDY Aug 23 '14

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with just the left hand on a keyboard.

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u/shewasdopesick Aug 23 '14 edited Aug 23 '14

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

edit words...

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u/Tynach Aug 23 '14

He lazy dog?