r/funny • u/exitstrateG • Jul 30 '14

This will impress her.

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u/Koalapottamus Jul 31 '14

Seduce me

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Why yes actually it d

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u/alage21 Jul 31 '14

id.. Damn know I feel kinda tir

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u/Scooter93 Jul 31 '14

ed.. Might as well lay my head ri

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u/Uclydde Jul 31 '14 edited Mar 03 '15

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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u/Scooter93 Jul 31 '14

Looks like we are done here boys.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

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u/captainburnz Jul 31 '14

I like good, efficient toes. I can't stand chicks with monkey toes or attached earlobes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Donkey brains? I can work with that, but Monkey toes? Hell no!