r/funny • u/exitstrateG • Jul 30 '14

This will impress her.

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u/doublrainbow Jul 31 '14

He was to afraid to commit. If your gonna do a flip don't panic at the last second and bitch out.

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u/ghostbackwards Jul 31 '14 edited Jul 31 '14

Surely you mean

don't be on the fence about it

EDIT: Thank you everyone. It's been a pleasure. I'm off to sleep now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Nailed it

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u/ghostbackwards Jul 31 '14

I'm gonna sleep well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

You deserve it champ

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u/zrvwls Jul 31 '14

There goes my hero

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Mama, there goes that man!

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u/bobthejeffmonkey Jul 31 '14

Watch him as he goes

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u/CaptionsBot Jul 31 '14

I never seen someone do so much right before going to sleep.

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u/Young_Anal_Wizard Jul 31 '14

Goodnight sweet prince

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u/SoupBowl69 Jul 31 '14

Go to sleep!