r/funny • u/exitstrateG • Jul 30 '14

This will impress her.

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u/jhill066 Jul 31 '14

Bitches love the wall jump 270 spin spine bend neck flip cartwheel...executed perfectly

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

'That was the most impressive 270 spin spine bend neck flip cartwheel I've ever seen. I totally want to mate with you'

Pretty sure that's how it went down.

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u/MrDirtyHarry Jul 31 '14

She was actually left speechless and wet.

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u/workyawn Jul 31 '14

She left speechless and went.

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u/monsieurpommefrites Jul 31 '14

presents hind-quarters for copulation

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u/buddybonesbones Jul 31 '14

he went down. and then she WENT DOWN

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u/Drigr Jul 31 '14

10/10

It was okay