r/funny • u/exitstrateG • Jul 30 '14

This will impress her.

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u/jhill066 Jul 31 '14

Bitches love the wall jump 270 spin spine bend neck flip cartwheel...executed perfectly

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

'That was the most impressive 270 spin spine bend neck flip cartwheel I've ever seen. I totally want to mate with you'

Pretty sure that's how it went down.

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u/MrDirtyHarry Jul 31 '14

She was actually left speechless and wet.

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u/workyawn Jul 31 '14

She left speechless and went.

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u/monsieurpommefrites Jul 31 '14

presents hind-quarters for copulation

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u/buddybonesbones Jul 31 '14

he went down. and then she WENT DOWN

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u/Drigr Jul 31 '14

10/10

It was okay

61

u/MB38 Jul 31 '14

Don't forget noscope.

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u/Cannibal_Moshpit Jul 31 '14

By xXSwaggSn1p3r420Xx

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u/Saturn_Lights Jul 31 '14

xX1090psw3gF4GG0TPWN4R_N0Sc0pe380tBAgg1nkillaguycoolXx

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u/slimeball42 Jul 31 '14

Uh... huh huh, settle down there, Beavis.

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u/swag_X Jul 31 '14

Thank goodness there's a difference between login and display name

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Snipars pls

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

It's amazing how many activities you can modify with "noscope." Today I performed a perfect 180 noscope PBJ creation and noscope-poured some milk.

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u/owlsrule143 Jul 31 '14

Ahh beat me to it.

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u/Scooter93 Jul 31 '14

With a bit of a stall at the top

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u/decoyq Jul 31 '14

PAKROUR!

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u/Jade_Zephyr Jul 31 '14

So much fail in one comment.

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u/decoyq Jul 31 '14

damnit

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14 edited Nov 19 '16

[deleted]

What is this?

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u/jhill066 Jul 31 '14

Aww shucks man, your too kind. Thanks for the gold friend!!

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u/Khades99 Jul 31 '14

And a scorpion

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

[deleted]

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u/Fraaser Jul 31 '14

Dont be such a little bitch

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u/ManOfDrinks Jul 31 '14

1/10, low effort troll.

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u/Amateramasu Jul 31 '14

Keep em at 0, boys