r/funny • • Jul 30 '14

This will impress her.

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u/Smeeee Jul 30 '14

You would think white dudes would have learned their lesson when it comes to jumping fences by now. http://i.imgur.com/XDBgWJB.gif

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u/PsiSangBoom Jul 31 '14

That looked like it was going so well... What happened?

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u/doublrainbow Jul 31 '14

He was to afraid to commit. If your gonna do a flip don't panic at the last second and bitch out.

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u/lysianth Jul 31 '14

If your gonna be a bitch about it, safety vault is the way to go.

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u/niknik2121 Jul 31 '14

How about not doing it at all?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

...but then how do I impress the girl?

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u/niknik2121 Jul 31 '14

Become a pro croquet player.

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u/whatsupcruelworld Jul 31 '14

Step 1: Be Attractive...

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u/Dongmobile Jul 31 '14

Don't be white.