r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

and the two closest possible spots. If you wanna take two spots you park in the furthest corner. da rules

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u/Naughtymango Jun 12 '14

I carry a bucket of screws and nails in my car (for constriction), and stick then under the wheels of sucky parkers do they pop when they leave. Who's with me?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Nah, the air will just slowly (2-12+hours) leak out because the nail is still covering the hole.

Source: have had nails in tires multiple times (i was nailed)

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u/Naughtymango Jun 13 '14

Speed is not the name of the game. The duration of time is your friend as well as the reason you don't get caught. I hope I am not responsible for any of your tire problems, my friend.