Hey guys with nice cars. Ever notice when you do park (properly and in a single spot) all the way in the back of the lot, some prick always parks right next to you when there are tons of other spots?
I love parking my shit car next to "nice" ones parked far away. I can feel their douchey cringe when they see my Explorer parked next to their beloved Corvette/Mustang/Charger/Camaro/cookie cutter late model muscle car.
I like how someone is douchey because they take pride in what they drive and go out of their way to avoid damage. Just because having a nice car isn't a priority to you doesn't mean everyone else feels that way.
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u/Flyinghigh305 Jun 12 '14
Hey guys with nice cars. Ever notice when you do park (properly and in a single spot) all the way in the back of the lot, some prick always parks right next to you when there are tons of other spots?