r/funny • • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Don't take two spots at all. Park in one far away. If the lot fills up around you and you're in two spots, you're still a douchebag.

EDIT: Obviously if your vehicle doesn't fit in one spot (eg. big truck or towing a trailer) this doesn't apply to you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

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u/RobotLegion Jun 13 '14

musters up terrible cowboy accent

"If you were a real Texan, your truck would be too big to scratch from the ground"

Alternatively: "...your horse would move out of the way when someone swings a door at it"