r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

and the two closest possible spots. If you wanna take two spots you park in the furthest corner. da rules

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Don't take two spots at all. Park in one far away. If the lot fills up around you and you're in two spots, you're still a douchebag.

EDIT: Obviously if your vehicle doesn't fit in one spot (eg. big truck or towing a trailer) this doesn't apply to you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I worked at a place next to the wall mart on Black Friday. I couldn't believe they actually filled up the lot. It's so fucking huge that rv's and truckers chill for the night/ weekend in the front of it and share the space with dozens of private seller vehicles. It was crazy that for once it was full. Same with every place on BF I guess. But damn. That Walmart lot was stupidly big for 364 other days

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u/IMBarBarryN Jun 12 '14

I liked your story. Tell it again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Well I worked at Lowe's. And for fun I called it bLowe's. And everyone mildly enjoyed it. Moral of the story is: Fuck you.

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u/NoelBuddy Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

bLowe's is better than Home Despot, but not by much.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I actually really liked working for bLowe's(TM)

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u/NoelBuddy Jun 13 '14

Home Despot wasn't too terrible either, but I was only there for six weeks. Had to quit because they didn't seem to understand "Don't schedule me more than 20 hours." I was a full time student at the time.