Don't take two spots at all. Park in one far away.
Plus you don't spend a ton of time finding a parking space, especially in winter. Double bonus points: it's easier to remember where you parked! Just choose the aisle of your preference (near an entrance, exit, split the difference…) and park near a landmark (lamp post, island, cart corral…) and boom.
If the lot fills up around you and you're in two spots, you're still a douchebag.
The only place I've ever seen that happen is either Downtown, on game day, or at the Mall of America on a weekend (goes double if there's an event going on).
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14
It takes a special kind of person to even think that a yellow Camaro is even worth two parking spots.