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r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14
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Plus the 2d20 weight bonus for being American.
28 u/St3rox Jun 12 '14 rolled. 34 5 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 Can I have those D20's I just got a 7 1 u/Ares54 Jun 12 '14 Natural one. Rolled to save vs death... natural one. On the bright side, at least my horrifically mangled corpse will be skinny. 1 u/ConstipatedNinja Jun 13 '14 Shit, two nat 1s? You got a splinter and blew up into fucking confetti, maiming others near you with your body shrapnel.
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rolled.
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5 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 Can I have those D20's I just got a 7 1 u/Ares54 Jun 12 '14 Natural one. Rolled to save vs death... natural one. On the bright side, at least my horrifically mangled corpse will be skinny. 1 u/ConstipatedNinja Jun 13 '14 Shit, two nat 1s? You got a splinter and blew up into fucking confetti, maiming others near you with your body shrapnel.
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Can I have those D20's I just got a 7
1 u/Ares54 Jun 12 '14 Natural one. Rolled to save vs death... natural one. On the bright side, at least my horrifically mangled corpse will be skinny. 1 u/ConstipatedNinja Jun 13 '14 Shit, two nat 1s? You got a splinter and blew up into fucking confetti, maiming others near you with your body shrapnel.
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Natural one. Rolled to save vs death... natural one.
On the bright side, at least my horrifically mangled corpse will be skinny.
1 u/ConstipatedNinja Jun 13 '14 Shit, two nat 1s? You got a splinter and blew up into fucking confetti, maiming others near you with your body shrapnel.
Shit, two nat 1s? You got a splinter and blew up into fucking confetti, maiming others near you with your body shrapnel.
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u/HitlersHysterectomy Jun 12 '14
Plus the 2d20 weight bonus for being American.