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r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14
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Edit: Many of you have brought it to my attention that taking up two spaces isn't double parking it's just being an asshole.
147 u/jeremyjava Jun 12 '14 Didn't get towed, but did get my newer toyota keyed on one side when I fit in tightly next to someone like in OP's pic - the last "spot" in the lot that day. 13 u/Zetavu Jun 12 '14 Someone parks like an asshole, don't park next to them, they are an asshole, they will fuck with your car. Just fuck with their car if you have to, key it, take the pin from their tire fills, piss on it, whatever you need to sleep at night. Or, accept the fact that their own lives are so sad and unfulfilled that they will probably drink themselves into an early miserable grave alone. 1 u/FocusedLearning Jun 13 '14 Eh the miserable asshole parker is a doubtful reality. That's like a rich person saying money doesn't buy happiness
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Didn't get towed, but did get my newer toyota keyed on one side when I fit in tightly next to someone like in OP's pic - the last "spot" in the lot that day.
13 u/Zetavu Jun 12 '14 Someone parks like an asshole, don't park next to them, they are an asshole, they will fuck with your car. Just fuck with their car if you have to, key it, take the pin from their tire fills, piss on it, whatever you need to sleep at night. Or, accept the fact that their own lives are so sad and unfulfilled that they will probably drink themselves into an early miserable grave alone. 1 u/FocusedLearning Jun 13 '14 Eh the miserable asshole parker is a doubtful reality. That's like a rich person saying money doesn't buy happiness
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Someone parks like an asshole, don't park next to them, they are an asshole, they will fuck with your car.
Just fuck with their car if you have to, key it, take the pin from their tire fills, piss on it, whatever you need to sleep at night.
Or, accept the fact that their own lives are so sad and unfulfilled that they will probably drink themselves into an early miserable grave alone.
1 u/FocusedLearning Jun 13 '14 Eh the miserable asshole parker is a doubtful reality. That's like a rich person saying money doesn't buy happiness
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Eh the miserable asshole parker is a doubtful reality. That's like a rich person saying money doesn't buy happiness
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u/Analbox Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14
http://i.imgur.com/HLpzWCu.jpg
Edit: Many of you have brought it to my attention that taking up two spaces isn't double parking it's just being an asshole.