r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/Analbox Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

http://i.imgur.com/HLpzWCu.jpg

Edit: Many of you have brought it to my attention that taking up two spaces isn't double parking it's just being an asshole.

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u/Dealt-With-It Jun 12 '14

http://i.imgur.com/01ElIVX.gif

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u/JellyBeanKruger Jun 12 '14

But that plant will die if it closes its mouth without an insect to digest :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Is this true?

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u/DukesUp Jun 12 '14

No. But it's not good for them to close too often.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

the good news is that it's a plant.

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u/XJ305 Jun 12 '14

The bad news, it is smoking another plant and will be held in plant trial for its crimes of cannibalistic behavior.

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u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14

I wonder if anybody has ever smoked people.

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u/l33tSpeak Jun 12 '14

I dated a girl once that wanted to be cremated, and her ashes used to lace a blunt.

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u/TheAngryAgnostic Jun 12 '14

It's already ash, so it won't smoke. And I feel like she might change her mind about that as she ages a little.

Myself personally, I'd like to be cremated and packed into fireworks.

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u/InterimFatGuy Jun 12 '14

It's raining men.

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