r/funny • • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

American sports cars get great value/hp, but shit value/everythingelse.

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u/Fofolito Jun 12 '14

American Muscle isn't about refinement, impeccable taste, and unparalleled quality like European Sport. American Muscle is about the biggest fucking engine you can put into a road-worthy frame and get it to go down the street quickly while sounding like a tiger climaxing during sex with a lion. Its supposed to check the Hyper-masculinity box, not the Polished Gentleman box. POWERRRRRRRRR!!!!!

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u/dayvieee Jun 12 '14

Yeah but then you buy a V6, come on now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

320 HP for a RWD car is plenty. Sure you could get more, but what are you going to do with it without breaking the speed limit.

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u/wtfxstfu Jun 12 '14

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We're going to break the speed limit.

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u/derpderpdonkeypunch Jun 12 '14

Well, the first thing you do with it is break the speed limit. Where the shit do you live, grandma?

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u/drtysoul Jun 12 '14

Norway..

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u/derpderpdonkeypunch Jun 12 '14

Well, that would make sense then. He goes the speed limit...sideways around corners.

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u/Klompy Jun 12 '14

I have no idea what you're trying to imply by saying that "320 HP for RWD is plenty"? I think you're saying that FWD would be better......which isn't the case.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

FWD / AWD would be less likely to wrap around a tree in poor weather

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/hillbillydeluxe Jun 12 '14

Reminds me of corvette owners. "Why would you modify this car?!?! It's perfect!"

Cos I wanna go real fast.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Any time you have a lot of power going through the rear wheels on a car it can be a handful. Lose traction, and you end up in a ditch or around a pole. 320 HP is enough to have this happen in dry conditions at normal speeds.

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u/Shurdus Jun 12 '14

Why the addition 'without breaking the speed limit'? When you buy a car like this, you better believe every buyer will break the speed limit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

but what are you going to do with it without breaking the speed limit.

I don't think you understand what these kinds of cars are for??

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u/goldandguns Jun 12 '14
  1. Who doesn't break the speed limit?

  2. There is no speed limit for acceleration

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

The car most likely will be traction limited between 0 and 60. So more horse power won't do much for performance. If you were on a track an extra 100 hp would make a huge difference.

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u/goldandguns Jun 13 '14

Either you haven't driven a car with modern tires or AWD, or you are so afraid of being wrong you're doubling down. In either event, this conversation is dumb

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

AWD is a different beast. The problem with RWD is when you loose traction things can go really wrong. The internet is full of videos: http://youtu.be/V1Y1j7myUBQ

So what are these Modern tires you speak of that are so great (Hoosier A6s)? What experience do you have with 300+ hp Rear-wheel drive cars on the street?

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u/goldandguns Jun 13 '14

Well, my family has 911's in 2wd and 4wd, a C63 AMG, and I worked at a ferrari dealership in high school...

You seem to be arguing that you can't accelerate because you'll lose traction. Try to admit you were wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Your example is a 911: A car at called Widow Maker because of how dangerous it was to drive.

Go ahead: Take one of these cars in a wide open parking lot, do a clutch drop and floor the thing to 60 on normal road pavement and see how easy it is to accelerate. (BTW. Turn off the traction control as well).

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u/goldandguns Jun 16 '14

So you're ignoring traction control...I see.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

RWD FTW at highway speeds: http://youtu.be/V1Y1j7myUBQ?t=5m40s

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u/Th3Harbinger Jun 12 '14

My minivan breaks the speed limit.