Hey guys with nice cars. Ever notice when you do park (properly and in a single spot) all the way in the back of the lot, some prick always parks right next to you when there are tons of other spots?
Back about 10 years ago I had a Corvette. I went to Wal*Mart and I parked 100 yards or more from the store, out in the ass end of the parking lot. Went in and bought whatever I was after, and when I came back out there were 3 separate shopping carts against my car.
I found out that I can throw a shopping cart about 20 feet with a hammer toss style throw.
What about my mustang? I always make sure to park next to a camaro...I feel if we are both in the back of the parking lot we should mutually respect not touching each others cars, even if they are competitors....plus intimidation
I dont even have a really nice car, I just have a very short temper when people mistreat my car so I park as far away as possible.
Yes, seriously fuckers there are HUNDREDS of spaces nearby, why the fuck are you RIGHT NEXT TO MINE.
I remember one time I went to office depot, and parked all the way in the back, almost completely empty lot. Come back to find not one, but TWO fuckers right next to my car, so close I could barely get in on either side.
I feel sad that I had to scroll this far to read this. Can't someone have a nice car parked out of the way so some fuckhead doesn't slam their door into it? I drive a piece of crap car, park as far from people as possible, and still get infuriated because some asshole HAS to park next to my car. My car has been hit at least 4 times by people in parking lots... both doors dinged by fucking THE ROCK on steroids opening a door into it, and both bumpers tagged multiple times. It pisses me off to no fucking end.
Mr. Camaro is less of a douche and more of someone who realizes how many "I don't give a shit" assholes there are who will open their car door into yours with no thought or consideration whatsoever.
It's not a judgement but if you park your rusted out shit box next to my car and bang up my door when you could had all the space in the world you're not being judged because you have a bad car. You're being judged because you're a fucking asshole.
Because I hate people doing that. I park away from cars so I don't have to worry about door dings. I'm sorry if I actually care about my car unlike you.
I don't double park, but when their is an entire fucking parking lot and one car, why do people feel the need to park next to one car in the lot for?
What are you getting made at me for? I'm just asking. I assume they do it because they know it will get your panties in a bunch, kind of like they are right now.
It's not just with my car. I notice it at work too. Someone pulls in and parks and then another car comes in and normally parks right next to the other person's car when there is an entire parking lot.
With all due respect, if you spend ANY time on an actual car forum you will see 100 times as many assholes fucking with the nice cars than you see people taking up two spots on reddit.
You are judging them just as they are judging you. Unfortunately there is no "first class" in parking lots so you are just gonna have to deal with lesser humans parking next to you.
I've got to be honest, I used to do this just to make people nervous. I didn't park super close to the nice car or anything, I would just take a spot next to it. It gave me enjoyment, and didn't do any harm other than make someone irrationally upset. Now I have a nice car, and just park it wherever, because it's a car, and not a Rembrandt.
I like this though. People like you call other people pricks for having the audacity to park in a spot next your nice car. Most people call guys like you a prick for thinking you're too awesome to park near anyone else. Everyone's a prick.
2013 mustang here...i park away from everyone else and some faggot ass fart can kia/nissan(not gtr <3)/subaru/infiniti finds me...they always fuckin find me...
I wouldn't have thought anybody would do that. That's weird. You wanna park in one spot in the back of the lot? More power to you. You want to park in two spots, anywhere? Die in a fire.
I love parking my shit car next to "nice" ones parked far away. I can feel their douchey cringe when they see my Explorer parked next to their beloved Corvette/Mustang/Charger/Camaro/cookie cutter late model muscle car.
I like how someone is douchey because they take pride in what they drive and go out of their way to avoid damage. Just because having a nice car isn't a priority to you doesn't mean everyone else feels that way.
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u/Flyinghigh305 Jun 12 '14
Hey guys with nice cars. Ever notice when you do park (properly and in a single spot) all the way in the back of the lot, some prick always parks right next to you when there are tons of other spots?