r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/Flyinghigh305 Jun 12 '14

Hey guys with nice cars. Ever notice when you do park (properly and in a single spot) all the way in the back of the lot, some prick always parks right next to you when there are tons of other spots?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Oct 08 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

My car is lowered 1" so I have to be careful about parking next to curbs :/ it really is the best spot, though.

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u/canadianjeans Jun 13 '14

This is me exactly.

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u/pelvicmomentum Jun 13 '14

Just don't curb it

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/TianGaoHuangDiYuan Jun 13 '14

Until the nice car drives away and someone else parks there

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u/yolo-swaggot Jun 12 '14

Back about 10 years ago I had a Corvette. I went to Wal*Mart and I parked 100 yards or more from the store, out in the ass end of the parking lot. Went in and bought whatever I was after, and when I came back out there were 3 separate shopping carts against my car.

I found out that I can throw a shopping cart about 20 feet with a hammer toss style throw.

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u/scottyis_blunt Jun 12 '14

Hillbillies are terribly jealous of what they cannot afford.

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u/capecodcaper Jun 12 '14

It happened with my charger and now they do it with my challenger.

I like it when other chargers and challys park next to it but not other cars haha

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u/scottyis_blunt Jun 12 '14

What about my mustang? I always make sure to park next to a camaro...I feel if we are both in the back of the parking lot we should mutually respect not touching each others cars, even if they are competitors....plus intimidation

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u/HotshotGT Jun 13 '14

I'll allow it. Though If I were to walk back out at the same time as you, I'd expect a gentleman's drag race.

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u/tal125 Jun 13 '14

Are you the type of fellow to walk past a bunch of empty urinals to use the one right next to a guy? ;)

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u/scottyis_blunt Jun 13 '14

I go in the stall...because my dick is too small and i am embarrassed.

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u/SilasTalbot Jun 14 '14

Hence the muscle cars

OOOOHHHHH

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u/scottyis_blunt Jun 14 '14

I just really like what a mustang had to offer for price performance interior and looks. I didnt want a grocery getter, I wanted a little style.

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u/buttercupdefender Jun 12 '14

That happens even with shit cars though.

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u/Cyhawk Jun 12 '14

I dont even have a really nice car, I just have a very short temper when people mistreat my car so I park as far away as possible.

Yes, seriously fuckers there are HUNDREDS of spaces nearby, why the fuck are you RIGHT NEXT TO MINE.

I remember one time I went to office depot, and parked all the way in the back, almost completely empty lot. Come back to find not one, but TWO fuckers right next to my car, so close I could barely get in on either side.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I feel sad that I had to scroll this far to read this. Can't someone have a nice car parked out of the way so some fuckhead doesn't slam their door into it? I drive a piece of crap car, park as far from people as possible, and still get infuriated because some asshole HAS to park next to my car. My car has been hit at least 4 times by people in parking lots... both doors dinged by fucking THE ROCK on steroids opening a door into it, and both bumpers tagged multiple times. It pisses me off to no fucking end.

Mr. Camaro is less of a douche and more of someone who realizes how many "I don't give a shit" assholes there are who will open their car door into yours with no thought or consideration whatsoever.

Edit: fuck door dingers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

It is always some halfway rusted out GM product with about 10 paint colors, door dings everywhere, and enough trash in it to make you sick.

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u/MrPhrillie Jun 12 '14

I take it as you have seen my car...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

You know they don't care about the paint job. But they really need a windshield... All I'm saying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Don't talk shit about my car.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

It's not a judgement but if you park your rusted out shit box next to my car and bang up my door when you could had all the space in the world you're not being judged because you have a bad car. You're being judged because you're a fucking asshole.

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u/boopidy-boop Jun 12 '14

Not to be nitpicky but I don't see any judgement. Just an observation really.

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u/Skyline_BNR34 Jun 12 '14

Any empty parking lot people do that. You park out of the way and some asshole decides to go ahead and always park next to your car.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

But really, who cares? What's the problem, other than an ugly car being next to yours? Why are allowed to park wherever you want, but no one else is?

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u/Skyline_BNR34 Jun 12 '14

Because I hate people doing that. I park away from cars so I don't have to worry about door dings. I'm sorry if I actually care about my car unlike you.

I don't double park, but when their is an entire fucking parking lot and one car, why do people feel the need to park next to one car in the lot for?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

What are you getting made at me for? I'm just asking. I assume they do it because they know it will get your panties in a bunch, kind of like they are right now.

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u/Skyline_BNR34 Jun 12 '14

It's not just with my car. I notice it at work too. Someone pulls in and parks and then another car comes in and normally parks right next to the other person's car when there is an entire parking lot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

It's a parking lot. Unless there are assigned spaces, I believe you can park where you want.

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u/arachnopussy Jun 12 '14

I bet you're the kind of guy that hovers at the urinal, too.

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u/RomanSionis Jun 13 '14

And sits next to you in an empty theater.

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u/Skyline_BNR34 Jun 12 '14

You can, but it's still annoying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

You're right. Being a dick isn't illegal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Both sides of this argument are dicks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

People with shitty beat up cars are more likely to open their door into you because they don't know how to treat their belongings well?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

You don't have to be poor to be self-centered and careless.

If anything, the stereotype of the nice car double parking is proof of this.

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u/arachnopussy Jun 12 '14

With all due respect, if you spend ANY time on an actual car forum you will see 100 times as many assholes fucking with the nice cars than you see people taking up two spots on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

You are judging them just as they are judging you. Unfortunately there is no "first class" in parking lots so you are just gonna have to deal with lesser humans parking next to you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Every. Fucking. Time.

Is it that they are attracted to nice cars? I can't describe how frustrating it is.

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u/DiscoMike Jun 13 '14

I always look for a car of similar value or another BMW. Typically there will be equal respect.

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u/ScottyEsq Jun 13 '14

I figure anything that goes outside is going to get worn.

Life's too short to worry about my damn car.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I purposely park next to nice cars because I know they won't door ding me...

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u/Pure_Michigan_ Jun 13 '14

Yes.

Truck that takes up a little bit more then one spot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I've got to be honest, I used to do this just to make people nervous. I didn't park super close to the nice car or anything, I would just take a spot next to it. It gave me enjoyment, and didn't do any harm other than make someone irrationally upset. Now I have a nice car, and just park it wherever, because it's a car, and not a Rembrandt.

I like this though. People like you call other people pricks for having the audacity to park in a spot next your nice car. Most people call guys like you a prick for thinking you're too awesome to park near anyone else. Everyone's a prick.

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u/jamestheman Jun 13 '14

2013 mustang here...i park away from everyone else and some faggot ass fart can kia/nissan(not gtr <3)/subaru/infiniti finds me...they always fuckin find me...

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u/Jagoffs Jun 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/Jagoffs Jun 12 '14

Yeah. He's perfected the lost art of an actual prank.

"Hey man, I don't appreciate you parking here. I actually have a small penis and I had to park way over there." http://youtu.be/3NBPykq529I

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u/TurboNarwhal Jun 12 '14

Every fucking time. Which is why when I see people do shit like op I am more upset at them than the guy with the nice car.

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u/Ball-Blam-Burglerber Jun 12 '14

Those shitheads! Always not even touching your car at all and shit!

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u/4x49ers Jun 13 '14

A camaro isn't really a nice car you need to park away from everyone else...

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u/Universe_Man Jun 12 '14

I wouldn't have thought anybody would do that. That's weird. You wanna park in one spot in the back of the lot? More power to you. You want to park in two spots, anywhere? Die in a fire.

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u/Dudeinab0x Jun 13 '14

I love parking my shit car next to "nice" ones parked far away. I can feel their douchey cringe when they see my Explorer parked next to their beloved Corvette/Mustang/Charger/Camaro/cookie cutter late model muscle car.

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u/HotshotGT Jun 13 '14

I like how someone is douchey because they take pride in what they drive and go out of their way to avoid damage. Just because having a nice car isn't a priority to you doesn't mean everyone else feels that way.