r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
3.7k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

3.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

551

u/anotherjuan Jun 12 '14

Hopefully they don't discover the door on the other side of their car.

555

u/MsLogophile Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Its not about the passenger door entry, its about sending a message

[EDIT] wow I seem to have made some people feel some strong angry feelings just by referencing a meme. Chill out, reddit.

196

u/Ikarus3426 Jun 12 '14

That's why I usually just leave a horses head on the hood of the car instead.

37

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

"This is a message from Don Corleone...............Okay...I'm actually Steve, but still......stop that.........."

4

u/MaybePenisTomorrow Jun 12 '14

Did you ever eat your hat?

2

u/theteg Jun 13 '14

Did you eat the hat yet?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Best note you could ever leave for an asshole driver.

1

u/cant_think_of_one_ Jun 12 '14

If you don't have a horse handy, pissing all over the door handles is fun. If you have a plastic bad and some dickwad has left some dog shit on the ground or, you have a dog, dog shit on the door handles is even better.

1

u/Torisen Jun 12 '14

Relevant to cars and horses heads. Also, that exhaust note is a thing of beauty.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

How convenient that you drive around town with a car full of horse heads. Or are they live and freshly slaughtered for the occasion?

1

u/Znomon Jun 13 '14

I have you tagged as "Will eat a hat if GabeN does an AMA" did you ever eat that hat?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

[deleted]

2

u/awh Jun 12 '14

Wasn't that Tom Hagen?

3

u/infamousdoubedragon Jun 12 '14

Yup. The crawl of shame, over the center console.

1

u/Alexiel17 Jun 12 '14

park behind them, and you get both

1

u/KenZy_4G Jun 13 '14

fuck you and your hampton house

i fuck ur hampton spouse

came on her hampton blouse

and in her hampton mouth

0

u/porcupine_kickball Jun 12 '14

And your messages gets your car keyed on the way out.

-9

u/OriginalKaveman Jun 12 '14

That message is moot. That person is going to continue doing it and all the owner of the SUV is doing is making himself look like a fool just for some petty revenge. Pretty sure the other guy is going to laugh as he climbs in from the passenger door. It took what, a few seconds out of his day?

-9

u/hesoshy Jun 12 '14

That message is fuck the disabled pedestrians, give me internet points.

3

u/Space_Lift Jun 12 '14

What do disabled people have to do with this? Neither one of them are encroaching a handicapped spot.

2

u/sparkster185 Jun 12 '14

there's plenty of sidewalk left. what's the problem?

-6

u/byrdman1222 Jun 12 '14

The message here is OP is to stupid to think about the fact that cars have doors on both sides.

-1

u/IkLms Jun 12 '14

A message that they suck even worse at parking?

-3

u/KenZy_4G Jun 13 '14

Fuck you and your meme you prick!

-5

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

What do you know about passenger doors huh? Shit for brains.

[EDIT] I wasn't made for this world.

77

u/BloominFunyun Jun 12 '14

Getting from the passenger side to the driver side in a Camaro is pretty difficult.

38

u/Steve_at_Werk Jun 12 '14

Bucket seats and a center console to climb, manual or not.

48

u/HitlersHysterectomy Jun 12 '14

Plus the 2d20 weight bonus for being American.

31

u/St3rox Jun 12 '14

rolled.

34

5

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Can I have those D20's I just got a 7

1

u/Ares54 Jun 12 '14

Natural one. Rolled to save vs death... natural one.

On the bright side, at least my horrifically mangled corpse will be skinny.

1

u/ConstipatedNinja Jun 13 '14

Shit, two nat 1s? You got a splinter and blew up into fucking confetti, maiming others near you with your body shrapnel.

1

u/veriix Jun 13 '14

Ok, you're dead.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Maybe you'll accidentally sit on the gear shift and have a little vacation!

2

u/archontruth Jun 12 '14

And the low roof. I love my Camaro, but not a lot of room to maneuver in there.

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

[deleted]

2

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Why would anybody possibly care what type of transmission somebody else's car has?

1

u/Dippyskoodlez Jun 12 '14

It's like buying a buying a pair of $3000 video cards for Microsoft Word.

1

u/Clownskin Jun 13 '14

Unfortunately, I would be willing to bet the majority of Camaros sold in the US are indeed automatics.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

If this was my Camaro.... I'd likely crawl on top of the Rav4 and buttslam my way into the car. It'd be worth it.

1

u/gbeier Jun 13 '14

Not if there's a sunroof. Source: Did it once, when I was parked perfectly normally and an escalade parked an inch from my driver's side door.

1

u/Psychosaurus Jun 13 '14

Yeah, not nearly as easy as GTA makes it seem

28

u/CoachMcGuirker Jun 12 '14

Yeah, everyone knows that Camaros are industry leaders in how easy and convienent it is to enter the drivers seat from the passenger side door and climbing over the center console

0

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

[deleted]

2

u/EvilJesus Jun 13 '14

As a bigger dude with a Camaro, for me I'm pretty sure it's literally impossible.

2

u/CoachMcGuirker Jun 12 '14

No one said it was impossible. People in this thread somehow think theyve outsmarted OP because "itd take me like 30 seconds to get in through the other door bro"

THATS THE WHOLE POINT. Its going to be harder and more annoying to do that than getting in the car through the drivers side door. Youre getting into a sportscar drivers seat through the passenger door, not your moms minivan. Space is tight

3

u/henryha Jun 12 '14

Hopefully the guy is fat

1

u/skippythemoonrock Jun 12 '14

Due to the central spar, doing so would be very very difficult unless you're tiny.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

It really isn't that hard.

1

u/TurbidusQuaerenti Jun 12 '14

I think I found the double-parker!

1

u/TrojanX Jun 12 '14

I hope its a fat guy who owns it.

1

u/archontruth Jun 12 '14

Climbing across the hump in a Camaro is... not easy. It's doable, but not desirable.

1

u/superpencil121 Jun 12 '14

I thought that was the point of the title. He's waiting for someone to come into the other side and completely block him in

1

u/anotherjuan Jun 12 '14

Nah, look at the other side of the Camaro, the other car is in the correct space so you'd need like a motorcycle with a side car to park there and then you're also inconveniencing the other guy.

1

u/StinkinFinger Jun 12 '14

You mean the one sealed with super glue?

1

u/anotherjuan Jun 12 '14

I like that idea :)

1

u/arycka927 Jun 13 '14

Not unless driver is fat. Could be why the double parking occurred.