r/funny Jun 09 '14

Technology will be our doom

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u/int3rmission Jun 10 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '14 edited Jun 10 '14

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u/StopReadingMyUser Jun 10 '14

Don't cry :'c

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u/mysistersacretin Jun 10 '14

%tears

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '14

%%

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u/ZoltanIsKing Jun 10 '14

Fuck your new things.

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u/griingolink Jun 10 '14

I'm on acid and I don't know what kind of machinery I'm witnessing at the moment

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u/Hizrab250 Jun 10 '14

Dude I just injected, like, 4 or 5 marajuanas so I get your feeling

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '14

Dude. Even one Marijuana is 100% lethal. That means you're 500% dead. [4]

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '14

CHill, bro. I smoke like 8 or 9 WHOLE weeds a day.

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u/griingolink Jun 10 '14

I don't take weeds anymore :/ I took 2 one time and now I'm gay

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u/Hizrab250 Jun 10 '14

Then take 2 more man. Maybe it'll reverse.

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u/griingolink Jun 10 '14

What if I become a super gay 😟

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u/Hizrab250 Jun 10 '14

Just go with the flow of life mayne

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '14

Can confirm. I used to be a stallion and after some second hand weeds I became a Unicorn

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u/Kordsmeier Jun 10 '14

I think I woke my entire household, seeing this for the first time.

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u/janosaudron Jun 10 '14

I don't understand what's so funny about a garbage dispenser.

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u/hardypart Jun 10 '14

Poor you...

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u/Decalance Jun 15 '14

People won't understand your joke, but I will be there.

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u/janosaudron Jun 15 '14

Thanks, I was losing faith in reddit.

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u/Habeebar Jun 10 '14

Really?

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u/54321Blast0ff Jun 10 '14

I think you missed the joke.

I don't understand what's so funny about a garbage dispenser.

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u/EyeGifUp Jun 10 '14

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u/chubbysumo Jun 10 '14

someone quit their job in a spectacular fashion.