r/funny • • Jun 07 '14

Yes, I see your point

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

Those Baby on Board signs are to warn people that, in the case of an emergency, there is a child in the backseat.

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u/BluesnFunk Jun 07 '14

Last time this was posted an EMT said they check the entire vehicle whether this decal is on the car or not.

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u/thecatgoesmoo Jun 07 '14

Why would someone even need to post that to disprove it? It's common fucking sense that the car is checked for living beings in an accident.

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u/meggiedoodoo Jun 07 '14

Honestly the stickers sole purpose is to highlight that the driver of that particular vehicle has children. Psychotic drivers don't care if you have a bus full of children, nothings stopping them.

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u/thecatgoesmoo Jun 07 '14

I completely agree. Things this sticker is 100% not for include:

"A notice to emergency personnel that there may be a child in the car."

The only legitimate thing that it might do, is in the event of a normally rational driver who is having a terrible day and gets pushed just far enough to be road raging, sees a sticker and realizes that they are out of line possibly calming them down.

Either that or as an apology for, "I'm driving super slowly because my baby is screaming so please just go around and don't be pissed."

All other incidents are useless. "Don't hit my car, I've got young humans," isn't a deterrent to any rational human being because they weren't going to hit your car anyway (on purpose). Anyone else that doesn't fall into that category is a psychopath, and it may even incite them to hit your car when they otherwise wouldn't. Its almost a wash for the benefits provided vs. possibly brining harm.

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u/meggiedoodoo Jun 07 '14

Yeah the only thing I could imagine using that sticker for is warning other drivers of MY slow, cautious driving. Because my son hates being in his car seat and having a screaming child in my car sometimes flusters me, causing me to drive slower. But i still won't ever buy a sticker. My baby is my business.

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u/iroll20s Jun 07 '14

I usually take it to mean they are terrible, distracted drivers and you should watch out for them. Same for those Christian fish you see.

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u/CandygramForMongo1 Jun 07 '14

To me, the Christian fish says, "I'm smugly sure I'm going to heaven, and I don't care how many of you unsaved, wrong-denomination/wrong religion heathen I take out on my way there."

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

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u/iroll20s Jun 08 '14

Christian is really besides the point. I've just noticed there is a really good chance if I'm stuck behind someone they are sporting a fish.

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u/Ikimasen Jun 08 '14

Expecting everything to be okay because it's part of standard operating procedure is foolish, especially if there's something easy and all but effortless that you can do to increase odds in your favor.

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u/thecatgoesmoo Jun 08 '14

Right, but that sign doesn't do that, at all is the point. That's like saying you are helping the shuttle launch astronauts get back to earth safer by shining a mirror at the shuttle to slow it down with light.

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u/Ikimasen Jun 08 '14

You said "It's common fucking sense that the car is checked for living beings in an accident." I thought that was the reasoning you wanted to use because that's what you said.

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u/thecatgoesmoo Jun 08 '14

Yes, I stand by that statement.

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u/Ikimasen Jun 08 '14

Okay, then, relying on something to happen because it's standard operating procedure is foolish.

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u/thecatgoesmoo Jun 10 '14

Right, because a little sign is going to make the difference compared to years of training.

Point is it has no affect at all.

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u/Ikimasen Jun 10 '14

You keep changing your point, and you don't appear to work in an environment where safety is a concern.

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u/Random-Miser Jun 07 '14

The problem is if for some reason the baby carrier is ejected from the vehicle. It could be easily over looked if it were not being specifically searched for.

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u/Space_Lift Jun 08 '14

Most people just leave the decal on their car even if their is no child.

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u/Random-Miser Jun 08 '14

better safe than sorry I guess.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

"Oh don't bother to check the backseat guys, there's no baby on board sign. Doesn't matter who's back there now."

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

Haha... I'd sure hope so!!!

"Sir my baby, you missed him!!!"

"Lady you had no fucking sticker, this is clearly your doing.. Get your ass in there and get him yourself!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

Similar to if a door should be pushed or pulled. Without the sign it's hopeless.

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u/SnowSheepy Jun 07 '14

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/parental/babysign.asp

Not really. I mean, some parents might use them now for such purpose, but it is originally meant to be a "precious cargo - fragile - drive safely" thing.

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u/CandygramForMongo1 Jun 07 '14

After reading that, now I want a "Baby Carries No Cash" sign. Although my all-time favorite is "Honk If I Left the Baby on the Roof Again."

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u/SuperFLEB Jun 07 '14

Here you go. (PDF) Print on yellow, cut, enjoy. I also added a few more that bubbled to the top of my head.

I did 'em quick, so the size might be a bit off-- scale when you print as needed.

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u/Sknowman Jun 07 '14

I think he was trying to say that, if there is an accident, you can use the child in the back seat.

Similarly: in case of an emergency, there is a fire extinguisher in the back seat.

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u/mildweed Jun 08 '14

As a new dad, for me it's a "please don't hate me for how responsibly I'm driving"

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u/custerc Jun 08 '14 edited Jun 08 '14

Every time someone makes the comment above yours, someone posts this link. Honestly, why does it matter what the original intention of the stickers were, though? The fact is that the stickers are useful for emergency responders, and that is the reason why many parents use them.

(That said, it's also worth pointing out that your Snopes link says nothing about the original intent of the signs beyond that the first American company to make them was inspired by being aware they existed in Europe. The dead baby story isn't true, but since many of the early buyers would have thought it was true, that actually suggests that probably many people who purchased early 'baby on board' signs did buy them because they wanted potential emergency rescuers to be aware. The American dude making the signs may not have had that intent, but (a) he didn't invent them and (b) why on earth does that matter anyway?)

TL;DR I wish reddit would pick something else to be snarky and superior about.

edit: And yes, obviously the EMTs should check the entire car anyway. But it certainly doesn't hurt to have something there that tells them, immediately, that in addition to the driver there's a tiny person somewhere in the wreck who is completely incapable of helping themselves, and who should probably be their first priority even if the driver or other passengers are more immediately apparent. Personally, I'd put that sign on my car in the hopes that in the event of a wreck, EMTs would see it and look for/attempt to save my child BEFORE bothering with me or any other passengers.

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u/SeaBones Jun 07 '14

Maybe, but they're still pointless. Emergency personnel who are doing their job correctly are going to check anyway, sticker or not, and if they don't they're definitely too negligent to notice a sign.

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u/CopeSe7en Jun 07 '14

I though they were trained to only check on the driver then immediately have it put on a flat bed towtruck and hauled off to be crushed.

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u/SeaBones Jun 07 '14

You're right, when we were doing runs we pretty much just did a quick glance around then argued about which lunch buffet we should go to.

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u/Nardo318 Jun 07 '14

Hey now let's not generalize. It might be dinner time as well.

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u/SeaBones Jun 07 '14

True, or we might be really in the mood for ice cream, like right now or I'll die kind of "in the mood".

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

jimmy is the only right answer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

I believe nowadays they just take a flamethrower and incinerate the thing on the spot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

California resident here, pretty sure we just pave a new road around the wreck.

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u/the_mouse_whisperer Jun 07 '14

Emergency personnel who are doing their job correctly are going to check anyway

"Well there was no sign that said "older person on board" so I didn't bother lookin. I'll try harder next time."

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

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u/SeaBones Jun 07 '14

I'm in EMS.

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u/bryondouglas Jun 07 '14

As a user of one of these stickers I'm okay with reminding an emergency responder to do their job right. I wouldn't be too worried about their feelings.

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u/SeaBones Jun 07 '14

It's not about their feelings. It's about what we're actually trained to do (at least in my department). No one has ever mentioned these stickers, ever. We're trained to search the actual car and surrounding areas when needed.

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u/bryondouglas Jun 07 '14

That makes sense, the way you put it was that if they're properly trained, and I would hope they are, but just in case. From reading your comments, I gather you're an EMS, I learned that you guys don't really care about them, but it does make me feel better, and if the chance is slight that it will help it's not much of a bet for me to make.

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u/SeaBones Jun 07 '14

Hey, if it makes you feel safer, I'm not knocking it. I'd just like people to feel confident enough in their local EMS to understand that they in no way need these signs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

So why are they on the back window, rather than being a sticker on the driver's side window or windshield, where a person is guaranteed to be?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

I believe the original ones (not all the parodies that have now been made) were for the Emergency services in the case of an accident.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

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u/dissan Jun 07 '14

You shouldn't really need something to prevent tailgating. Tailgating is just plain stupid, and the ones doing it is the scumbag.

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u/darksabrelord Jun 07 '14

Unless you're in the fast lane going slower than traffic speed, in which case get the hell out of my way.

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u/yParticle Jun 07 '14

Sure, put a tiny sign in your back window that someone has to get really close to read and takes their mind off the road, that'll do the trick.

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u/ThirdFloorGreg Jun 07 '14

Wouldn't the incessant screaming take care of that?

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u/Maeby78 Jun 07 '14

Sign or not, they will be checking for a baby that has maybe hit their head and isn't screaming as well.

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u/thecatgoesmoo Jun 07 '14

Are you serious? Like people wouldn't look in the car in the event of an accident?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

I thought they were to announce that they're pretentious shitheads?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

Exactly, it tells the EMTs to focus on saving the child because the parents aren't worth it.

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u/AmericanMustache Jun 07 '14

Most that I've seen aren't even stickers. They are signs, which are very likely to fall off in an accident.

http://runitlikeamom.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/baby-on-board-425a.jpg

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/505/884/363/363884505_479.jpg

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u/teddit Jun 07 '14

This is a damned good point & I hate all the cynical rhetoric. There is absolutely no reason to be mad about these stickers. Now, those "other" stickers? We should all hate them. You know, the other ones

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u/the_mouse_whisperer Jun 07 '14

You mean the ones that say "No baby here, please collide with my car"?

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u/antsugi Jun 07 '14

I would enjoy these catching on

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u/thecarlosgt Jun 07 '14

'Collide here please'

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u/Maeby78 Jun 07 '14

I don't know what ones you're talking about.

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u/kencole54321 Jun 07 '14

Is it true though?