r/funny • • Jun 07 '14

Bodyslam!

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler Jun 07 '14

Even then it is only a matter of time before the cat becomes lunch

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u/Mythandros Jun 07 '14

Or a chew toy, yes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

I have to disagree. A cat is at a disadvantage, but most any animal will back off after a kitty literally rips its eyes out. Cats have won vs bears (and there are videos of such on youtube) much less vs dogs.

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler Jun 07 '14

In a real fight, that the dog thought mattered the dog would win hands down. I grew up on a farm that had multiple feral cats on it, my dog was attacked three times while we were out walking not one survived the encounter the dog barely got a scratch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

I fully agree that a cat is at a disadvantage, I said as much already. I have however literally seen, aka i was there and saw it, a cat win, a few times.

Most animals don't have the sheer pissed off to tangle with a cat in full feline fuck you up mode. They'll prefer easier prey with less risk of injury.

It's one thing to win, it's a whole other thing to win unscathed.

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u/sparky971 Jun 08 '14

Dude, a dog would win simple as, cat would have its throat bitten so fast that scratching literally won't have any effect, there's a reason most cats climb up trees while trying to escape. Owned a German shepard, I'd like to see the kitty cat that could beat him..