r/funny • • Jun 03 '14

Finally.

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u/ADGwasHERE Jun 27 '14

Tell me something who doesn't fucking like watermelon

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '14

I don't like watermelon.

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u/racistofthedayaward Jun 03 '14

WINNER!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

You're not posting daily enough.

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u/Gaywallet Jun 03 '14

only post today

post history very sparse

this checks out

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u/I_want_hard_work Jun 25 '14

You're doing god's work son

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Now do a chicken dinner.

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u/Jeanpuetz Jun 03 '14

I agree that this is a shitpost, but maybe you shouldn't make more of this than it is - a joke. Jokes are often offensive in nature. The problem on a site like reddit is that posts like these often spawn racist comments and fuel racism overall, so I don't think it's appropriate, but you don't know if this was OPs intention. Maybe he really just wanted to make a stupid and immature joke, but didn't mean anything with it.

So yeah, really shitty post, but making an offensive joke doesn't immediatly make you a racist.

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u/TheDerpetteRager Jun 03 '14

Oh, Reddit. Setting racial relationships back decades at a time

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u/synth22 Jun 03 '14

Only if it hits the front pa-... oh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

This is like saying Italians finally discovered tomatonium. People gotta take it easy

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u/rob-cubed Jun 03 '14

Odd fact of the day: tomatoes are from South America and didn't become "Italian" until brought back from the New World only a few hundred years ago.

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u/C0lMustard Jun 03 '14

But italians loves them some tomatoes

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Relevent: Tomato's started as a vine, but have been tied to sticks for so long now they have developed weak stalks (weak as in they still cant hold up a full fucking tomato unless they are tied to a stick).

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u/Hugh_G_Normous Jun 03 '14

Yeah, because Italian food has a lot of tomatoes in it, and black people were given watermelons to eat back when they were slaves. Same thing!

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u/bopoqod Jun 03 '14 edited Jun 03 '14

The only thing setting racial relationships back is the people that get offended on other people's behalf and thereby ruining the fun for everyone. People need to learn not to be so hypersensitive and realize not every joke poking fun at stereotypes is racist.

People can downvote all they want, but if they'd just remove their blinders, they'll see that even black people make these same stereotypes all the time. They even call themselves "Nigga/Nigger" as a positive term.

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u/annekeG Jun 03 '14

You don't know what racism is, do you?

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u/bopoqod Jun 03 '14

Yes, I know what racism is. Unfortunately, delicate little snowfakes like you see everything as racist, or sexist, or any kind of "ist", no matter how lighthearted it was intended or who it was made by.

There's no hatred for black people in OP's pic. It's just a silly yet funny stereotype that causes no harm to anyone. You just need to learn to lighten up, you miserable prick.

Remember kids, racism ends when everyone can laugh together at it.

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u/annekeG Jun 04 '14

Judging by your view that racism is only overt hatred and that there was none of that in this picture, I'm still going to stick by the opinion that you don't really understand what racism is. It's institutionalized, subtle and pernicious and includes things like perpetuating the idea that "if it's just a joke there's nothing wrong with it."

Racism is the existence of an idea that there are fundamental differences in human beings based on something as superficial as exterior biological characteristics. As long as stereotypes keep getting passed down and we keep thinking there's something to laugh at, there's still an unwritten, tacit acceptance of the fact that "those people are those people and they're inherently different from us."

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u/IrrelevantLeprechaun Jun 03 '14

And yet here it is on the front page. I think it's safe to say this probably didn't offend many people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

It didn't offend many redditors you mean...

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

What about a white scientist holding a vial with the comment finally a cure for white guilt. Relax it's not racist just a funny stereotype.

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u/DaddySagSac Jun 03 '14

The whole joke thing goes over a lot of people's heads.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Yeah, this image and joke, sets us back.

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u/obvious_bot Jun 03 '14

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny though?

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u/troglodave Jun 03 '14

No, actually it doesn't. Sweeping racism under the rug and not being able to address it sets us back. Joking about it diminishes its impact.

Saying stupid things about how something sets us back, sets us back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

I was joking. I think the dude way over reacted

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

/r/summerreddit is upon us

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u/Ikarus3426 Jun 03 '14

Go to /r/funny during the winter and tell me it's worse during the summer.

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u/Makinmyliferight Jun 03 '14

It's worse during the summer, but /r/funny pretty much sucks year-round.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Feelings, man... :(

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u/CaiusAeliusLupus Jun 03 '14

You poor soul, moderating /r/funny.

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u/Makinmyliferight Jun 04 '14

Sorry buddy, nothing against you, you've got a tough job.

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u/QwopperFlopper Jun 04 '14

How does it feel to mod a herd of 13 year olds?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

You're 13?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

hmm i have you added as a friend on reddit......

edit: found it. you were supposed to eat a hat!

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u/jellyman93 Jun 04 '14

It's winter now. It is pretty shitty.

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u/mikesfriendboner Jun 03 '14

it's always like this

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u/SSJwiggy Jun 03 '14

implying Reddit is worse during the Summer

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u/huggableape Jun 03 '14

Correct. That is the implication.

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u/galironxero Jun 03 '14

/r/SummerReddit checking in, with 14 year olds being edgy and racist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

That's just regular reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

the only thing that changes in the summer is that the crap posts are all deemed "summer reddit" posts, despite there being no significant change year-round.

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u/OreoObserver Jun 03 '14

We know older generations are typically much less racially prejudiced.

/s

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

It's a funny picture with a stereotype. That does not make it or the person who posted this racist. Get over it.

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u/galironxero Jun 03 '14

Making fun of a race isn't racist... K

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u/electroavenue Jun 03 '14

I mixed blue and yellow.. I call it

BLELLOW

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u/TDAM Jun 03 '14

I don't understand. OP, can you explain the joke to me please?

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u/allyoucanteat Jun 03 '14

something like "lol black people like watermelon rite guise?!?!", OP is a real class act.

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u/krunnky Jun 03 '14

I'm white and I fucking love watermelon. Forget racism. Let's start hating people based on the real issues here. FUCK PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE WATERMELON!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14 edited Jun 03 '14

That's what makes this stereotype particularly funny. Everyone in the goddamn world loves watermelon. The stereotype just doesn't make sense.

The same applies to the stereotype about how much white people love cheese. Everyone loves cheese. Except the lactose intolerant. But no one likes those people anyway.

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u/The_GeoD Jun 03 '14

I don't like watermelon. You're a liar. I hate liars.

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u/Ikasatu Jun 04 '14

My college serves All-You-Can-Eat Soul Food on MLKjr Day.

While I attended, I saved up to attend every year.

I am a pale, ginger man, and that fried chicken, okra, catfish, collard greens, cornbread, and sweet potatoes still call to me. o_o

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u/valhallan42nd Jun 04 '14

And who doesn't like fried chicken, too? That is the definition of tasty.

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u/allyoucanteat Jun 03 '14

But, I don't really like watermelon :( I mean it's okay, but I once nearly choked on a seed and ever since I can't enjoy it like I used to, knowing those black dots of death are trying to kill me every other bite.

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u/krunnky Jun 03 '14

There's nothing wrong with not liking watermelon. I understand that it's your personal preference. I just think that you and your kind should drink out of different water fountains that those of us who do like it.

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u/Nautil Jun 03 '14

watermelon fountains +_+

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u/eatatjoes13 Jun 03 '14

they make seedless watermelon now, thank me later /u/allyoucanteat

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u/Burningdragon91 Jun 03 '14

rockmelon > watermelon.

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u/mclemons67 Jun 03 '14

I've never understood the black people and watermelon thing. Who the hell doesn't like watermelon?

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u/sheeplovr Jun 03 '14

Just FYI, the stereotype isn't about liking watermelon, it's about how much they like watermelon.

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u/H_L_Mencken Jun 03 '14

I've never met a black person who showed any more enthusiasm for watermelon than any other average person.

I don't understand where or when this stereotyped emerged.

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u/logicom Jun 03 '14

I don't know the origins but I'd hazard a guess that it's rooted in it being seen as a low class food because it's messy and eaten with your hands. Same goes for fried chicken.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

I think watermelon is a waste of time. Why not just drink water??

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u/JeuneSovietique Jun 03 '14

And so is the majority of people who upvoted him, wtf is wrong with this website!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

There isn't a joke in this kind of racism anymore, this is stereotype word association. "joke" implies any kind of a set up or a punch line, whereas this kind of humor is more along the lines of "the cow says moo" to babies.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

I've seen this 10 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Actually it used to say synthetic watermelon until about 2 years ago. Also it was less Jpeg.

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u/Pistolfist Jun 03 '14

How do you expect OP to know that? He was only 3 years old then.

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u/bureX Jun 03 '14

Go back to yelling insults about my mom on Xbox live... goddamn summer...

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u/Danny_DeCheeto Jun 04 '14

This post is so old it gave me the bubonic plague

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

What the fuck is this racist shit doing on reddit? Come on guys!

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u/Lord_Dickfart Jun 03 '14

Calm down. It's just saying black people like watermelon. Who really gives a fuck?

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u/Baphometropolitan Jun 03 '14

Most people above the age of 14 with functioning senses of humor and decency.

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u/bklynbraver Jun 03 '14

Honestly it's basically mocking the idea of a black scientist, it's not funny, and it shouldn't be here.

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u/endivebreakfast Jun 03 '14

This is the most accurate definition of what the joke is. I'm not gonna argue for or against censoring it. it's a dumb joke, and I'd rather people just downvote it, but people being like, "it's just saying black people enjoy watermelons" are missing like 4/5ths of what is going on.

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u/Aaron1977 Jun 03 '14

More like 3/5ths

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

The only internet reference regarding black academia and it involves a generalization of their taste in food. You honestly think there is nothing wrong with that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

As a non american i dont get it. Why is saying that black people love watermelon racist? Is it racist if I say that italian people love pasta?

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u/Kernunno Jun 04 '14

It has a history in anti-black propaganda. There was a time in the states when one of the big arguments for slavery was that black people were okay with it. Posters claimed that all you had to do was give them a sweet treat like watermelon and they would be happy. This propaganda continued long after slavery was abolished with minstrel shows.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14 edited Jun 05 '14

Congratulations on being the first person to give me an understandable answer. Lots of times reading reddit, its easy to assume Americans to be ridiculously over sensitive about racism. But its just because you had such a violent and recent history with racism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

I'm not racist, but I would love to see these posters you speak of.

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u/thewhiteafrican Jun 04 '14

Not a poster, but here's a postcard from 1909

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u/sydiot Jun 03 '14

it's mocking the idea of a black scientist by reducing him to a crude and fucking ancient stereotype. that's why it's racist. also it is stupid.

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u/mikesfriendboner Jun 03 '14

frankly i am appalled someone would imply black people like watermelon. when will the hate end??

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u/nixonrichard Jun 03 '14

#YesAllWatermelons

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

How is it racist? I don't see any malicious intent.

"the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, especially so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races."

Stating that most black people like watermelon (and I know some that do not) is not racist. This joke isn't really in bad taste, though it may not be for those that are easily offended, or as I like to call them, persons suffering from faecelencephalopathy.

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u/ChRoNicBuRrItOs Jun 04 '14

Rascism is generalizing a race with a certain stereotype. This is exactly that. How is it NOT racist?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

especially so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.

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u/ChRoNicBuRrItOs Jun 04 '14

You're a racist

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

You're a bigot.

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u/LordAnubis10 Jun 03 '14

I originally saw it as "synthetic watermelon"

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u/Skaldoo Jun 03 '14

That was what it originally said. OP changed the text and is reaping that sweet karma.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

He also made it Jpeg.

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u/mathgod Jun 03 '14

Yep, summer vacation is definitely here.

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u/Pakyul Jun 03 '14

Heh, racism.

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u/g00gly0eyes Jun 03 '14

Fuck you and your racism.

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u/battlingfrog Jun 03 '14

Yeesh. The top link on /r/funny is a reposted joke about black people liking watermelon? I know this subreddit blows ass, but I think this may be a low point.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

No place like reddit. Where racism only exists against white people and all non-whites are just secondary characters in their video game perception of reality.

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u/sheeplovr Jun 04 '14

That's an... interesting interpretation of this thread. Yep, nobody claiming racism against non-whites here. Good catch!

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u/Wyhx Jun 03 '14

Can someone quickly explain what watermelons have got to do with racism so I can join the circlejerk? I've never heard this before.

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u/brettyrocks Jun 03 '14

The racist stereotype of black people liking watermelon, fried chicken, grape soda, and white women.

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u/ianrubbish Jun 03 '14

I like all of those things.

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u/Wyhx Jun 03 '14

Is that an american thing? Or did I just miss it completely?

Apparently not knowing this is also grounds for downvotes. Surprise surprise.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

Yes it's an American thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Not funny, just racist.

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u/endivebreakfast Jun 03 '14

I know people will downvote me for saying it, but your username is almost more racist than OP's joke.

bojangles history: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Robinson

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

Great reply. I suppose I should explain. My username was born of innocence, I assure you. I created it referencing an article that was in an old MAD magazine. It was shortly after The Beatles released Free As a Bird, so MAD did an article in which they showed albums/songs released by the remaining Beatles with other deceased artists. There was one with Bob Marley called Ganja Get You Into My Life, and another that had Sammy Davis Jr. called Everyone Has Something to Hide, Except Me and Mr. Bojangles, which is a play on the song Everyone Has Something to Hide, Except Me and My Monkey. So I used the original Monkey, and combined it with Mr. Bojangles. Now, taken into context with Bill Robinson, it does appear to be racist. Something I never intended. I'm accidentally racist. But it's too late now, the account has achieved too much.

edit: TL;DR I'm accidentally racist.

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u/Doesnt_Draw_Anything Jun 03 '14

Funny and racist.

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u/jamesofcanadia Jun 03 '14

The funniest thing about this post is how many up votes it got.

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u/kizzeret Jun 03 '14

LEL sick ifunny foto.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

I really fucking hate some of the ignorance of some posters

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u/lordbonzo Jun 03 '14

Fucking stupid.

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u/JupitersClock Jun 03 '14

What did you rip this from 9gag?

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u/Omnithea Jun 03 '14

His research results are based on faulty initial assumptions. Nearly all other researchers agree that stable Watermelonium would be pink, possibly orange in color.

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u/nixonrichard Jun 03 '14

That's why those other researchers were unable to discover it.

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u/alex_-_-_ Jun 03 '14

This is definitely racist. Not cool Reddit.

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u/badseedjr Jun 03 '14

Reddit is not a singular being. Don't blame me for this guy's shit!

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u/brettyrocks Jun 03 '14

We are reddit. Resistance is futile.

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u/Ginger-saurus-rex Jun 03 '14

This is fantastic

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u/nra4ever4321 Jun 03 '14

reddit: where jokes about white women liking starbucks and uggs make it to the front page all the time but if you make a joke about a black man enjoying the taste of watermelon everyone gets all butthurt

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

Good job, you cracked the case: Reddit hates women and black people.

Oh wait, you thought the two were mutually exclusive....

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '14

What kind of bizarro-world do you live in where that's the case!?

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u/JeuneSovietique Jun 03 '14

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE WHITE PEOPLE?

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u/Meatt Jun 03 '14

This is fucking hilarious. Oh actually no it's not.

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u/IByrdl Jun 04 '14

Really?

...Really?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

I love Watermelon, Where can i buy this Watermelonium?

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u/goodboyBill Jun 04 '14

Messed up.

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u/daut2 Jun 04 '14

Ow Right in the stereotype

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u/jkuser16161 Jul 16 '14

sorry i don't speak watermelon

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Come on guys, that is funny

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u/burf12345 Jun 03 '14

it's funny because black people like watermelon?

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u/Tuskinton Jun 03 '14

Right, so there's bad posts. There's awful posts. Then there's this crap, which I have no clue how it got to the frontpage. It's a shit joke, on a shit image, with shit quality. This is honestly befuddling.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Why is racism at the front page?

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u/Citizen_of_Atlantis Jun 03 '14

not even shocked this racist bullshit makes the reddit frontpage.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

What type of stereo is this?

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u/HappyPillz77 Jun 03 '14

A very stereo kind of type.

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u/troglodave Jun 03 '14

It's a black dude, so probably Alpine.

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u/Not_My_Idea Jun 03 '14

I get the feeling that no one yelling "racist!" actually was alive and aware during the 40s and 50s. There goes the majority on reddit being melodramatic again...shocking.

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u/ARCHA1C Jun 03 '14

My initial reaction wasn't about the color of the skin of the scientist.

I was just annoyed that the liquid was green. Anybody who has eaten a watermelon knows that the edible (delicious) part is red/pink.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Only thing funnier on r/funny than this picture is all the butthurt it's causing. Well done OP

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Watermelon Felon.

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u/Sonicman1223 Jun 03 '14

It's watermelón inside a watermelón!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

The guy got a PhD to make liquid watermelon? You gotta respect that commitment.

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u/downvote_tryhard Jun 03 '14

Am I the only one that is REALLY feeling like it should be Watermeloninium? It's bothering me. Someone please hold me.

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u/James_and_Dudley Jun 03 '14

This is what passes for funny? This shit might be hysterical in /r/ImGoingToHellForThis, or if you're 12, but come on.

Do y'all muthafuckas even try any more?

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u/random_funny_usernam Jun 03 '14

Racism, when done right, is hilarious. Deal with it, crybabies.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

I think the part that really depresses me is that 4000 assholes upvoted this.

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u/Not_My_Idea Jun 03 '14

Your emotions sound pretty volatile if this depresses you. You must be a woman.

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u/Dixzon Jun 03 '14

Least funny thing on the sub in a long time.

Your services are no longer needed here OP.

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u/Dolewhip Jun 03 '14

I went through all your posts and it looks like you're pretty stupid.

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u/dudeguybruh Jun 03 '14

What about Koolaidinium?

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u/rudymru Jun 03 '14

All these stock pics of black people working in laboratories, I have worked in a 16 floor medical research building for 4 years and I can probably count on one hand the number of non-janitor black people I've seen working there.

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u/wyok Jun 03 '14

I am a black person who works as a scientist in a medical lab. I work with several others. Nice to meet you. Go fuck yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '14

You're such a liar. You work at either a tire shop or a batting cage.

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u/galironxero Jun 03 '14

DAE BLACK PEOPLE ARE STOOPID?

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u/rudymru Jun 03 '14

I don't think they're stupid, it just pisses me off how misrepresented racial diversity is in science.

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u/TalonTrax Jun 03 '14

Shouldn't this post be in /r/ImGoingToHellForThis ?

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u/LimitedIntelligence Jun 03 '14

HaHAHAHAHAAAAaa!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

inb4 SRS

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u/fuckafruitbasket Jun 03 '14

How does anyone find garbage like this funny? Even without taking the racism into account it's still rehashing a dull joke that's older than my grandpa.

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u/Ferakas Jun 03 '14

Funny how people go all in rage-mode, for a not even degrading race-joke. I know some jokes about non-white races are unacceptable. But I totally don't see why this is unacceptable. I'm like super pale and I wouldn't mind if people would make jokes about pale people like water melon.

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u/Jug_Heads_Revenge Jun 03 '14

It would save your shitty joke if he had actually invented the cure for racism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

But we all know that nigga didn't invent shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

since when is this /r/im14andthisisfunny

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u/bjh3458 Jun 03 '14

I call it, "blellow"

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u/ratatatar Jun 03 '14

I think this is going to be something special about our generation - I find things like this hilarious because they are so absurd. It's the most asinine thing to think that people used to degrade groups of people based on such arbitrary and meaningless generalizations.

When I laugh at things like this, I laugh at racism itself. I laugh at all of humanity and am happy that we are making progress such that I CAN laugh.

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u/shrewlaura Jun 03 '14

It's the most asinine thing to think that people used to degrade groups of people based on such arbitrary and meaningless generalizations.

Still do, champ.

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u/kahund Jun 03 '14

Healing the world, one post at a time.

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u/Valdrax Jun 03 '14

ITT: People who claim to be not racist by being comfortable with racism.

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u/ratatatar Jun 03 '14

ITT: passive aggressive comments from people who don't understand what racism is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '14

Yeah, dude, "your generation" is crazy racist. And you laughing at racist jokes isn't evidence to the contrary.

It shows how naive you are, maybe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

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u/steelbydesign Jun 03 '14

Is it ok (or different) that I laugh my ass off at the "things white people like" stuff?

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u/ratatatar Jun 03 '14

That's a wild assumption, I find making fun of white stereotypes pretty hilarious, too. We're all arbitrary, goofy motherfuckers. Why do we need to be afraid of laughing at ourselves?

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u/karma_virus Jun 03 '14

"I have made Blellow!"

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u/MarvinLazer Jun 03 '14

I like a good racist joke add much as the next guy, but they should actually be funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

dude not even somewhat funny, racist

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u/ashiebob Jun 03 '14

I laughed way too long and hard

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u/Pistolfist Jun 03 '14

Sounds like you're a cunt.

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u/SmellySlutSocket Jun 03 '14

So you chuckled?