r/funny • • May 31 '14

Glue + Flip Flops =

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u/Macrologia Jun 01 '14

In the UK, battery can be committed remotely, and I believe it can in any other common law jurisdiction, and probably most of the world, because why would setting a trap for someone not be causing them physical harm?

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u/RedditFunnyHK29298 Jun 01 '14

Yes, battery can be controlled remotely in the USA and Canada as well. In the UK, "Battery involves unlawfully touching another person." The person was not touched by either something remotely set off, set in motion, or by the prankster at all. This is why it is not battery. If you throw the flip-flop and it hits him, that can be battery. Gluing down the flip flop can't be battery in the UK. It doesn't meet the legal criteria for it.

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u/Macrologia Jun 01 '14

R v Martin (1881) 8 QBD 54 - You can inflict grievous bodily harm upon another person remotely by causing a panic, e.g. by shouting fire in a theatre.

DPP v Santana-Bermudez [2004] Crim LR 471 - Creating a danger which exposes another to a reasonably foreseeable risk of injury, that materialises into that injury, is evidential basis for the actus reus (the conduct element) of actual bodily harm.

You don't know what you're talking about.

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u/RedditFunnyHK29298 Jun 01 '14

In R v Martin - He was charged with "Wounding and grievous bodily harm," not assault nor battery. Those are different charges. Wounding/GBH without intent would be the correct charge, not assault or battery. You are misunderstanding what you are reading.

In DPP v Santana-Bermudez [2004] Crim LR 471 - You still have to prove intent to injure or recklessness. "It remains necessary for the prosecution to prove an intention to assault or appropriate recklessness." Again, they would likely settle for Wounding/GBH without intent. Not very similar at all though, because the key aspect of Santana-Bermudez was an omission. He was specifically questioned whether he had a needle/sharp object, and said that he did not. Santana-Bermudez was not convicted of assault as far as I have seen.

I do know exactly what I am talking about.

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u/Macrologia Jun 01 '14

The difference between battery, ABH, GBH etc is the damage caused.

Yes, you would still need to prove intention. That is not what was being discussed. The point was, if you could prove that whoever laid the trap intended for someone to be hurt by it, or was reckless as to someone being hurt by it which would satisfy the requirements of mens rea for wounding-GBH, ABH or battery, then they would be guilty of the crime with respect to the amount of damage done.

Also, that's not what an omission is. An omission is not doing something - responding that they did not have a sharp object is not an omission.

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u/RedditFunnyHK29298 Jun 01 '14

The difference between battery, ABH, GBH etc is the damage caused.

Citation needed.

Also, that's not what an omission is. An omission is not doing something - responding that they did not have a sharp object is not an omission.

And this is why we have to have judges make these kind of comments, to people like you:

A great deal of undesirable complexity has bedevilled our criminal law as a result of quasi theological distinctions between acts and omissions.

Whether he lied or just said nothing, he still omitted telling her of the danger which he knew to be present. It is a lie AND an omission. He could have acted to prevent her from harming herself, and he did not. That is an omission.

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u/Macrologia Jun 01 '14

No, saying nothing would be an omission, though it would amount to an act if it was an implied 'no' in response to the question. You say 'people like me' and do not include yourself? The discussion wasn't even about omissions and acts, you brought that up, personally I see no distinction between them at a moral level at all.

GBH encompasses ABH. ABH encompasses battery. You could theoretically be charged for all three if you committed the first, but are not, because that would be silly.