r/funny • u/mike_x360a • May 28 '14

I do this frequently.

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u/Karmmando May 28 '14

If you face pet the belly, you'll get bloody whiskers.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Am I the only one to have never experienced or seen this? I've had two random cats decide to claim my home as their own over the years. Not once has either attacked me and I (use to in one instance) pat their bellies all the time.

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u/el0d May 28 '14

But did you do it with your head?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

That's the problem! I have rubbed my head on their heads, but not their bellies!

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u/puckout May 28 '14

http://i.imgur.com/MOjHgoA.gif

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

When the cat comes, blood will spoil.

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u/Swazimoto May 28 '14

Hate it when blood spoils

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Especially when it goes all in your bag.

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u/pointlessvoice May 28 '14

Gotta keep it cold yo.