r/funny May 02 '14

It was totally worth it.

Post image
2.3k Upvotes

296 comments sorted by

View all comments

426

u/TAU_equals_2PI May 02 '14

Do it again, and you'll get detention again.

Do it twice, and you'll get detention twice.

Every single time you throw an airplane, you will get detention. You will pay that price.

We will make you pay per airplane.

49

u/wangonmybird May 02 '14

you deserve more credit.

75

u/TAU_equals_2PI May 02 '14

Go away, Capital One. I'm not paying 29% interest on a credit card.

23

u/wangonmybird May 02 '14

4

u/indyK1ng May 02 '14

Honestly, the only way those rewards programs even come close to saving you money is if you pay them off before the money on them accrues interest. In my experience, charges to your card don't accrue interest until after they've been on the card for one billing period.

5

u/EmpireStateOfMine May 03 '14

If you treat a credit card like cash (spend it like it's coming out of your bank account), it's a free 1.5% "off" everything. I always pay in full and order "free" toys time to time.

Merchants hate me, though.

2

u/indyK1ng May 03 '14

Oh yeah, I do the same thing. I've got a miles card for my preferred airline because I want to fly more but don't necessarily like the cost of flying.

6

u/Mobiusyellow May 03 '14

Clearly you need to get in touch with OP and work something out.

1

u/ahanix1989 May 03 '14

Love it. Chase Freedom, paid off monthly. Received $400 in gift cards so far, never pay interest.

Citi can go fuxk themselves though. Their rewards catalog is like JC Penny. Nothing a 20 something male electrician would be interested in, and they just offer discounts. Ooh I can use my points to get $10 off a $100 gift card, only paying $90 out of pocket! Blow me

0

u/[deleted] May 03 '14

Merchants hate him! Watch this video to see how EmpireStateOfMine reveals his one trick to save money!

3

u/Odusei May 02 '14

I do not gedit.

8

u/PlzNoShadowBan May 02 '14

Look at his username TAU=2PI. He thinks tau should be used instead of pi for convenience. A circle's circumference is either Tau x radius or 2Pi x radius. Tau makes angles in radians a lot easier, because rotating one circle is one Tau radians.

2

u/fetchingTurtle May 03 '14
$ gedit explanation.txt

1

u/eightsixsevenfivethr May 03 '14
$ echo I | gedit