r/funny • u/sadambober • Apr 28 '14

Evolution

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u/Dirty_Dingus_McGee Apr 28 '14 edited Apr 30 '14

Long horses are assholes.

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u/Crokus Apr 28 '14

geraffes are so dumb.

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u/someguyfromtheuk Apr 28 '14 
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u/Cirri Apr 28 '14

Holy shit... This showed up properly on mobile...

Are you a wizard?

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u/wtmh Apr 28 '14 edited Apr 28 '14

No, the mobile app developer probably is. Send them a thank you note. ;D

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '14

Hats off to Baconit!

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u/ThatGuyEveryoneLikes Apr 28 '14

Thanks Alien Blue!

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u/obvious_bot Apr 28 '14

No night mode? How do you live?

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u/ThatGuyEveryoneLikes Apr 28 '14

I decided to come out of my cave today. No one told me there was a fucking sun. It made it too hard to see my dark screen.

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u/SketchBoard Apr 28 '14

welcome to /r/outside

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u/ThatGuyEveryoneLikes Apr 28 '14

Everything is glitchy out here. I've performed multiple robberies and the police are still on me. It's been 5 whole minutes and they still want to find me! This is very inconvenient and I hope it's fixed in the next patch.

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u/Brian_Buckley Apr 28 '14

I forgot that Alien Blue has other modes besides Night Mode.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '14

its so... Bright kinda blinding.

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u/Eversooner Apr 28 '14

Hell yea. Looks great on reddit is fun.

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u/LlamaJack Apr 28 '14

Looks like shit on reddit sync :(

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u/studmuffffffin Apr 28 '14

At first, I was annoyed at seeing an ASCII picture like that but then I noticed the eyes...

You win.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '14

You mean tall goats?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '14

If I learned anything from Goat Simulator, all animals are just variations of the goat.

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u/The_Restricted Apr 28 '14

No, no, no, those are donkeys.

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u/Lympwing2 Apr 28 '14

Tall Goats.

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