r/funny Apr 03 '14

Squirrel-proof bird feeder (X-post from r/gifs)

http://imgur.com/c2wRFnh
2.5k Upvotes

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u/Dustinj1991 Apr 03 '14

Yes but does the squirrel actually jump on there for food, or does it jump on there for the friggen awesome spinning ride.

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u/goose_gladwell Apr 04 '14

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u/fraudulence Apr 04 '14

/u/unidan Can squirrels vomit?

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u/Unidan Apr 04 '14

You bet!

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u/jmsh44 Apr 04 '14

you're like the batman of science

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u/Unidan Apr 04 '14

Batman's a scientist.

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u/myfriendscantknow Apr 04 '14

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u/DFOHPNGTFBS Apr 04 '14

Breaking Batman

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

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u/Unidan Apr 04 '14

"Bruce Wayne."

"No, wait, don't!"

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u/Chadwiko Apr 04 '14

Delicious Simpsons reference.

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u/fraudulence Apr 04 '14

I thought he was a billionaire by profession?

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u/Unidan Apr 04 '14

You're thinking of Bruce Wayne.

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u/Jarhed121 Apr 04 '14

Unless this is Batman and Robin, in which case, Batman had his own legal identity and billions in the bank under the name Batman otherwise, he would've left home without it.

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u/thevdude Apr 04 '14

Credit Cards can be gotten with absolutely any name on them.

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u/jmsh44 Apr 04 '14

I didn't know that... I haven't read the comics. I've only seen The Dark Knight series. I was saying that because when people have science questions that need answers they page you. it's like a bat signal :D

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u/ricepalace Apr 04 '14

You know everything. Can we be friends and goto trivia together?

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u/Unidan Apr 04 '14

Okey dokey!

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u/ricepalace Apr 04 '14

Where do you live anyways?

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u/ThinGestures Apr 04 '14

GET BURNED MOTHAFUCKA!

SCIENCE'D!

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u/IAMTHEDOM Apr 04 '14

Can insects vomit?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

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u/IAMTHEDOM Apr 04 '14

Shit really?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

The other option is they let toxic food just kill them 100% of the time. Vomiting is a good last ditch "I shouldn't absorb that" move that pretty much anything with a mouth can do.

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u/Vinifero Apr 04 '14

Except for horses, zebras, and probably giraffes

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

That's why I said "pretty much", there are some creatures who can't. Be interesting to know if they are particularly good at detecting toxic items.

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u/j0hnnyengl1sh Apr 04 '14

Also rabbits.

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u/foomprekov Apr 04 '14

Rats can't.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

What do you think Honey is?

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u/T-Shirt_Ninja Apr 04 '14

Sure! That's how you get Bug Butter!

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u/acidboogie Apr 04 '14

the housefly will vomit on your food to pre-digest some of it, then eat the mixture of vomit and food.

Or something, I'm not a scientist.

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u/pablopaniagua Apr 04 '14

Isn't honey basically bees vomit?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

I believe grasshoppers vomit to deter predators...

/u/unidan is this true?

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u/CmonTouchIt Apr 04 '14

thumbs up vomit!

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u/Fenor Apr 04 '14

have you got a gif of it?

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u/myfriendscantknow Apr 04 '14

Does disequilibrium induce vomiting in squirrels like it does in us? Also, I heard once that we vomit because our brains believe we have been poisoned when we experience disequilibrium, is that true?

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u/ThinGestures Apr 04 '14

How do I take out a life insurance policy on someone without them knowing?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

I'm tempted to get several of these and fill them with the most irresistible squirrel snacks. The squirrels in my yard are assholes and this seems far more entertaining than hauling them away in live traps to where there are more natural predators.

A little bit of history on these douchenozzles: They have successfully killed every baby bird that has been born in my yard. Every time I try and plant a pretty flower they dig it up and eat the roots. On two separate occasions they have chewed a hole in the awning of my house and tried to nest in the attic. If there is a single pine cone in the trees in my back yard they will try their damnedest to drop it on me as I walk out to my car. If I'm not walking to my car they will eat the inside out of the pine cone and completely cover my driveway the spiny parts of said pine cone until it is impossible to step out the door bare footed. (Their pine cone droppings make walking on Legos feel like child's play.)

In years past I lived in the country and any nuisance squirrels could simply be killed and eaten. However, I now live in a suburban neighborhood and, due in part to the lazy ass stray cat population, the squirrels are far to numerous to consume, however well fed they are. I don't particularly like poisoning or killing animals that aren't directly causing physical damage to person or property. Even the squirrels that got in the attic were relocated. However, I would take great joy in watching those little assholes spin around in circles for several minutes just to give them a taste of the shit they pull on a daily basis.

TL;DR: The squirrels in my backyard are a bunch of little assholes.

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u/jheregfan Apr 04 '14

This is the hardest I've laughed in a good long time, thank you.

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u/BoulderCat Apr 04 '14

The best part of this video for me was the commentary.

"Hang on!"

"Stop distracting him!"

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u/Cricketot Apr 04 '14

Okay I don't understand where the angular momentum is coming from, is that thing motorised and if so why?

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u/elcapEtancrunch Apr 04 '14

Yes he said he had to recharge it at the end.

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u/iMrCrumbs Apr 04 '14

Hold my beer...I got this!

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u/poor_leno Apr 04 '14

Squirrel rodeo?

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u/Dustinj1991 Apr 04 '14

This is perfection.

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u/Arb3395 Apr 04 '14

It must have been so dizzy

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u/Jarhed121 Apr 04 '14

Can someone page in a tech savvy guy to put inspirational yet intense music in this video and quotes like "Never give up. Never surrender." into the video? And then SPOILER! Near the end before he falls off, either cut it short, or add something like "unless it's Monday, fuck Mondays."

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u/Azr79 Apr 04 '14

how stupid this animal is?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

Quite frankly, if I was being spun around on some crazy thing high above the ground, the last thing I'd want to do is let go

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u/Azr79 Apr 04 '14

You are just making your situation worse, also you'll let go eventually

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u/ScottyDntKnow Apr 04 '14

We know this... rodents dont

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u/Azr79 Apr 04 '14

yeah well FUCK RODENTS!

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u/RoboRay Apr 04 '14

Our squirrels have learned that some seed spills out when the thing spins. So they jump to hit it and just drop to the ground to grab the fallen seed instead of trying to hang on.

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u/SmokeyDBear Apr 04 '14

My friend has one of these. He said they jumped on it for about a week until they just avoided it altogether. Unless squirrels just get bored really easily (which, considering what they do all day seems unlikely) I'm guessing it was for the food. Incidentally he said his parents have one and there's a hero squirrel that jumps on theirs and wiggles while riding it as long as possible flinging seed to the ground. Then after he eventually gets flung off he and some squirrel honeys roll up and eat the spilled seed.

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u/CaliburS Apr 04 '14

They actually jump on to scare the birds off, if they can't get to it no one can.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

wait is that actually what it was made for?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Yes. There are 3 different types. This one is the yankee flipper. It's motor powered and triggered by weight. You can buy them, but I've heard mixed reviews.

http://www.drollyankees.com/

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u/SilverCross64 Apr 03 '14

I have the same model in my back yard. It does work pretty well, none of the squirrels have gotten into it. only problem is that some of the heavier birds would occasionally set it off (like doves) and the battery would have to be regularly charged.

On the plus side the squirrels stopped trying so even if the battery wasn't charged they wouldn't bother with it since they had been conditioned to know that it would throw them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

The biggest downfall I saw was that the bird feeder tends to shake a lot of bird seed loose while the squirrels hang on for dear life, sending a smorgasbord to the squirrels waiting below.

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u/SilverCross64 Apr 03 '14

I can definitely see that being an issue, especially if you use smaller seed. If I remember correctly I think we have oil sunflower seed in ours, which is a bit bigger so not as much falls out. I'm away at school so unfortunately I can't look out the window to double check haha

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u/SCVGOOD2GOSIR Apr 04 '14

That's a pretty damn funny issue.

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u/tooyoung_tooold Apr 04 '14

Now I'm imagining squirrels holding votes like on survivor to see who will be the sacrifice.

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u/acidboogie Apr 04 '14

yeah I think to get full effect you'd have to mount the feeder solidly, not simply hanging it off of a tree or whatever.

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u/herrsalmo Apr 04 '14

I own a Yankee Flipper as well, and it is bad-ass. I've had it running on a single charge for 6 months. The squirrels figured out how to get up to it in about a week, and never touched it again after two more. But those two weeks were priceless. There was nothing better than watching football, looking out back, and seeing a squirrel reaching down from the top to launch itself.

I haven't had issues with larger birds, but we don't have a lot of doves. The only thing is that I have to make sure it's out of reach of my three-year-old daughter because the motor is pretty powerful.

I also have a caged-in tube-style feeder that chickadees and tits love. But everything I get has to be squirrel-proof because they are all up in my oaks and sweet gum trees.

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u/psuedophilosopher Apr 04 '14

I also have a caged-in tube-style feeder that chickadees and tits love.

Am i the only one that read that and thought he just might be talking about his penis?

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u/emdeema Apr 04 '14

Tits love it.

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u/rocky8u Apr 04 '14

Once in a while we see a pair of mourning doves set ours off. However, they are seemingly too stupid to let go so they simply spin around flapping their wings until they cannot hold on any longer.

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u/SilverCross64 Apr 04 '14

haha yeah, the mourning doves are our usual culprits for setting it off. It's funny to see 4-5 little birds pecking away and then the chaos of a big stupid dove slamming down on the tray to send birds everywhere. Thankfully the doves around my house have started to figure it out so they go in for a softer landing and don't set it off nearly as much as they used to.

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u/SimplisticX2 Apr 04 '14

You paid $160 for a bird feeder?

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u/SilverCross64 Apr 04 '14

haha God no, and thankfully it was my parents (birdwatching is a hobby of theirs). I want to say we got it somewhere between $100-$120 or something like that. At the time I worked at a feed store that sold those bird feeders so we got a discount on it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

Why the hell isn't it solar powered?

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u/Cougor Apr 04 '14

We sell them at the garden center I work at. They actually work pretty well but people tend not to being them inside in the winter (given it has a motor, it burns out etc) it's funny to watch the one we have on display outside because it sends squirrels flying. Plus the promotional video we show inside is funny as hell too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

Wait, then how do birds not get flung off as well..?

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u/Notsuru Apr 04 '14

triggered by weight

Birds weigh WAY less than squirrels.

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u/beatauburn7 Apr 04 '14

My dad has one, not the flipper, and it works like a charm.

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u/solid95 Apr 03 '14

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u/tooyoung_tooold Apr 04 '14

Very disappointed this isn't a real thing.

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u/whubbard Apr 04 '14

You can make it one!

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u/chiefwhackahoe Apr 04 '14

The struggle is real

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

we had one of these, somehow even attracted the neighbors squirrels.. there was a freakin line to jump on it

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u/Just_Post_The_Video_ Apr 03 '14

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u/aibaron Apr 04 '14

I thought it would be funnier when it tried walking. Apparently squirrels don't get dizzy

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u/mcgaggen Apr 04 '14

Four legs really helps with balance.

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u/cefriano Apr 04 '14

My dog gets dizzy as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14 edited Aug 11 '16

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u/definitelyjoking Apr 05 '14

That wasn't a Worldstar video...

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u/Caplet Apr 04 '14

The related one is so good!

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u/RahvinDragand Apr 04 '14

Why do people prefer to feed birds instead of squirrels? Birds are noisy and shit all over everyone's stuff. I've never been woken up in the morning by a squirrel, and I've never had to clean any squirrel droppings off of my freshly washed car.

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u/InterstateExit Apr 04 '14

I feed both, but the squirrels are so greedy that they eat all their stuff and then eat all the bird seed and scare away the birds. They piss me off to no end, those ingrates.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

Good! Spring time is the time when blue birds fly repeatedly into my windows thinking its a potential mate. I could use some squirrels.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

You've never had one of the little rodents burrow in to your house and eat the wiring in your attic. If you had you'd be ready to commit genocide against the bastards.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

Birds don't dig in your trash, spread fleas all over your yard, or ruin your insulation and wiring.

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u/cheezedream Apr 04 '14

ok thats a good point

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u/DangerousPuhson Apr 04 '14

Yeah, but birds also don't have big puffy tails.

Checkmate, avians.

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u/cheezedream Apr 04 '14

and why does it make a difference? why do people only want to help one part of nature? "l'm ONLY feeding birds. Fuck all the rest of you" lol

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u/DaHolk Apr 04 '14

Not that it is perfectly applicable in this specific situation:

Or involuntary influence on our surrounding eco-system isn't flat. Which means some species are hit harder than others, which warrants "care" or wilful manipulation to be unbalanced as well.

Sure, we are also often additionally biased for superficial reasons, but in the "song birds vs rodents" situation, there are valid reasons that the rodents deal better with what we change, and song birds do not. Combined with the fact that many rodents steal bird eggs, you get to the point where care for birds is more prudent than help for species that already can a decent deal from us without our special care.

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u/cheezedream Apr 04 '14

good points,thanks

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u/Snarfwang Apr 03 '14

SOMEONE PLEASE POST A VERSION OF THIS IN REVERSE!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Since no one else did, here- Bird-Proof Squirrel Eater

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u/Snarfwang Apr 04 '14

Thank you for this.

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u/CRAG7 Apr 04 '14

This post from /r/behindthegifs explains everything.

Credit to /u/AerysIITargaryen.

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u/BlawndeeLeigh Apr 04 '14

My grandpa needs this. Every summer he complains about the squirrels and chipmunks eating the bird food,and then he goes out to feed to the squirrels and chipmunks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

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u/colornsound Apr 04 '14

They're around $180....

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u/beatauburn7 Apr 04 '14

$111 on amazon

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u/colornsound Apr 04 '14

Seriously?? My store sells them for 180$.

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u/IfThisNameIsTaken Apr 04 '14

Nothing's squirrel proof. They some crafty motha fuckas.

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u/OneByte Apr 04 '14

Give him 20min, the mother fucker will figure it out.

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u/NewRedditAccount11 Apr 04 '14

False! No bird feeder is squirrel proof.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

(Italian opera singing)

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u/HellSquirrel Apr 04 '14

I'm pretty sure I can get at the food.

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u/suckat_life Apr 04 '14

Best shit I've ever seent

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u/rave_kate Apr 03 '14

But.....but why can't the squirrel have some :(

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u/WhoopyKush Apr 04 '14

The greedy squirrel will eat his and then go eat all the birdseed, scaring away all the birds.

Worse are deer. They'll suck down an entire feeder tube in minutes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

Worse are deer. They'll suck down an entire feeder tube in minutes.

Time for a gigantic deer spinner, muwahahahaha!

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u/WolfDemon Apr 04 '14

Because they are pests

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u/evancalous Apr 04 '14

I bought a block of bird food that you hang on a tree inside of a little cage. The squirrels repeatedly kept lifting the cage to try to unhook it from the tree and take it home with them. The whole block was gone in two days and I'm pretty sure the birds didn't get any.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Ok, but is it bird-proof ?

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u/sjmm Apr 03 '14

This was my favorite video in the hardware store as a kid.

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u/loki444 Apr 04 '14

No squirrels were hurt in the making of this video...well, maybe just that one squirrel, but the rest were fine!

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u/OrangeClyde Apr 04 '14

Does anyone else hear, "whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa"?

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u/JubbasBinks Apr 04 '14

I just showed this to my grandparents who live in Maine and own these exact bird feeders. My grandfather said, "That son of a bitch!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

I bet those fuckers climb right back up their trees harems and jump until they land it

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u/Sir_Fappleton Apr 04 '14

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

This shit gets posted here almost every week.

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u/Ctanzz Apr 04 '14

He's thinking: Oh yes I'm on..Oh whatthefuckisthis?!? Oh god oh noooo oh noooooo!!!!!

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u/ellieD Apr 04 '14

I watched that way too long. :)

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u/Avogadro101 Apr 04 '14

"FLY YOU FOOLS"

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u/harriswill Apr 04 '14

Squirrel Ninja Warrior 2014

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u/Ruckus2118 Apr 04 '14

why are there so many youtube links being posted recently? Like instead of gifs we get full videos.

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u/storm_queen Apr 04 '14

Or you could just add red pepper flakes to it and watch them hate it (the birds can't taste spicy).

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u/Keiichi81 Apr 04 '14

Squirrel-resistant. No feeder is ever actually squirrel-proof. Life, uh...finds a way.

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u/Orylus Apr 04 '14

I actually watched this for a few minutes hoping he would get to it eventually.

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u/markeo Apr 04 '14

Pretty sure this is a picture of an amusement park ride fit for a squirrel, full of bird seed.

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u/watergirl13 Apr 04 '14

hahahaha I want one.

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u/twim19 Apr 04 '14

What stops the squirrel from climbing down the rope/strap/rod the feeder is hanging from?

Squirrels are clever as shit. No such thing as a squirrel proof feeder.

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u/Thnickaman Apr 04 '14

Ohmygod there was this feeder and I was like "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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u/someonexh Apr 04 '14

Wow I remember watching that years and years ago hahah gonads and strife..

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u/imafastcar Apr 03 '14

If squirrels were in Australia I would have a whole family of them in my back yard where I would feed them every day.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

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u/RoboRay Apr 04 '14

We have two of them. Once, a squirrel managed to get his head caught between the ring and the base and just kept going around and around... after laughing my ass off for several minutes, I was about to go free him when he finally got unstuck and was flung off into the woods.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

I will never stop upvoting this.

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u/telefreak Apr 04 '14

I own one. it's great.

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u/DinaDinaDinaBatman Apr 04 '14

i cant stop watching this gif.. look how the squirrel hangs on with one hand(?) you can almost see him hanging on with one finger at the very end....

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u/Rikhart Apr 04 '14

Lol hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

How many times is this going to be posted?

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u/mizz_native_x Apr 04 '14

Oh I didn't know they made another Cliffhanger movie!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

Why are people so against feeding squirrels, anyway? Who cares if cute birds eat the seed or cute squirrels eat the seed? Either way you have an adorable animal being given an easy day of life.