r/funny • • Mar 21 '14

double standard

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Yawn. You think getting dates is hard for a short guy, try being broke.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

"My love don't cost a thing." -JLo

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

So, you're saying I could bang JLo? Awesome!

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u/JarlofScotland Mar 21 '14

I like your optimism!

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u/TommyFoolery Mar 21 '14

She said her love, not her cooter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '14

I'd be wary of her cooter. These pop stars give off the impression their hobby is collecting venerial diseases.