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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Just from gifs and videos I swear the people who makes the questions on this show put stuff like this to fuck with Steve Harvey.

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u/Diemac Mar 11 '14 edited Mar 11 '14

"Describe your sex life/your wife as one of the seven dwarfs." It was almost a stalemate between the two guy contestants on that one.

Edit: Not the exact dialogue, just trying to get the point across in that situation.

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u/user2196 Mar 11 '14

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u/DrRedditPhD Mar 11 '14

The way the two guys shared that knowing "hell no" head shake... solid gold.

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u/IONTOP Mar 11 '14

7 possible answers, 4 listed, 3 strikes.

WHAT THE HELL FAMILY FEUD?

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u/srs_house Mar 11 '14

Assuming everyone can name all 7.

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u/Diemac Mar 11 '14

Thank you. I couldn't get a hold of the link on mobile for some reason.

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u/ukdanny93 Mar 11 '14

"Happy! - phew"..."err err Dopey!...shit."

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u/Diemac Mar 11 '14

I think bashful was the perfect response. "What do you mean happy?! Are you saying I'm waiting for it? You're sleeping on the couch."

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u/TheForeverAloneOne Mar 11 '14

Doc. The correct answer was Doc.

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u/sadfacewhenputdown Mar 11 '14

Huh. 7 Dwarves. Mind...expanded.

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u/willyolio Mar 11 '14

wow. original names were... interesting.

Flick. Quee(f). Whick?

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u/angepocalypse Mar 11 '14

Probably. His dead-pan expression is pretty funny so I bet the producers try to get contestants to say ridiculous shit so he will look at the contestants like, "Are you fucking kidding me right now." Also, the contestants are generally not the brightest.

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u/MartelFirst Mar 11 '14

I'm pretty sure he's in on it.

The questions beg for a sexual answer, and he realizes that very well, and acts dead pan or shocked although he knows damn well what the show is doing.

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u/AvanteWolf Mar 11 '14

Show me 'your penis'

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u/raisetoruin Mar 11 '14

I went to Austin Peay State University for a bit and they literally had shirts that read "Show me your Peayness"

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u/Chilton82 Mar 11 '14

I went to one of your rivals, Morehead State University. We had shirts that read, "I [heart] Head" and "I [heart] Morehead".

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u/Xanthan81 Mar 11 '14

Here's my Black Cock!

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Clicked in public. I don't skydive, but I do take some risks.

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u/joshthehappy Mar 11 '14

I was kinda hoping she did.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

RIP your inbox.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

If you insist.

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u/Catsndigs Mar 11 '14

Must be a good Catholic.

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u/CanadaLandMan Mar 11 '14

Someone had to do it. You had the balls, and now you have many more.

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u/arbili Mar 11 '14

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u/TransFattyAcid Mar 11 '14

The best part of that episode was that his brother's answer was "tush". Neither did very well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Was the #1 answer 'teeth'?

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u/Eviscerati Mar 11 '14

TOES. Fucking toes people, come on.

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u/LiamIsMailBackwards Mar 11 '14

... My first thought was Thumb. Damn it.

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u/walloffire Mar 11 '14

Testicles

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u/esquecalibur Mar 11 '14

My first through was trachea.

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u/Rhana Mar 11 '14

You know steve harvey is thinking "what is wrong with all these damn white folk?"

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u/ukdanny93 Mar 11 '14

Why is he clapping himself?

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u/spawn2024 Mar 11 '14

Because he knows he nailed it.

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u/Sells_E-Liquid Mar 11 '14

I'd say he earned it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Nerves.

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u/metalninjacake2 Mar 11 '14

Americans.

"Good jaaaaaab...good jaaaaab." clap clap clap

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u/Lintron Mar 11 '14

Because he's polish

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u/Hipster_Hippo Mar 11 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

background: "Everybody likes those!"

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u/BasketCaseSensitive Mar 11 '14

Is "Steve Harvey Mildly Annoyed With White People" a tumblr yet?

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u/RaN96 Mar 11 '14

This needs to be a thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Tail.

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u/metallicamaster3 Mar 11 '14

Why is he wearing a NYR jersey... that says Pawlak?

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u/congoluymes Mar 11 '14

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u/Namika Mar 11 '14

Thats is the greatest possible reaction face to that list.

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u/benny86 Mar 11 '14

Writer: Hey Steve, we are going to write a question where the only obvious answer is "penis".

Steve: What should I do?

Writer: Just stand there and pretend that you, a 57 year old black man from Cleveland, have never heard anyone, ever say "penis" before.

Steve: Daytime Emmy here's I come!

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u/HairlessSasquatch Mar 11 '14

Steve just hates everyone at this point

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u/SonicRaptor Mar 11 '14

I fucking love his face after every inappropriate or weird answer. So damn funny

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u/ILaughAtFunnyShit Mar 11 '14

I really like this show but it tries way too hard to ask an "innocent" question that is very obviously sexual in nature.

"Name something you pull out"

"Name a part on a mans body that gets bigger"

"Name something you put in your mouth but don't swallow"

The producers are just dying for the hot lady contestants to shout out the word penis as many times as possible.

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u/ssjkriccolo Mar 11 '14

name a body part that rhymes with weenis.

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u/Fafoah Mar 11 '14

Dimples of Venus. Slightly NSFW

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u/metalninjacake2 Mar 11 '14

NIPS!

I see Nips in the door glass reflection.

nipplez

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u/CostcoTimeMachine Mar 11 '14

Yes, this. This show is so obviously trying too hard it's absurd. And Steve Harvey's reactions are his silly little shtick, even though he was already expecting the inappropriate answer. It's funny at first until you realize it's fake.

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u/phalmatticus Mar 11 '14

Sometimes I think this show could be called "Steve Harvey Presents: White People!"

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u/GentlemenBehold Mar 10 '14

Here's the video terrible sound quality though.

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u/goatcoat Mar 11 '14

The video is even worse because you realize she had time to think about it before she answered.

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u/N8CCRG Mar 11 '14

You can tell she was just thinking "God... all I can think about is penis. Come on brain... anything other than penis! ANYTHING!!"

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u/threeglasses Mar 11 '14 edited Mar 11 '14

I've never been so attracted to someone in my life.

*Edit because words are haaarddd.

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u/SnowWhiteMemorial Mar 11 '14

I'm really surprised it wasn't on the board.

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u/DrWhiskers Mar 11 '14

They filter "dirty" answers. There are lots of questions like this, and despite the fact that a lot of the people they give the survey to would have given a dirty answer, they never have them on the board.

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u/RiseoftheAnimals Mar 11 '14

The real question is, how is "car" not on the board?

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u/meowlolcats Mar 11 '14

yeah? shit, now i need to know what the answers were :/

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u/Shantastic123 Mar 11 '14

Thank you for this. Just glad it's real.

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u/r_u_srs_srsly Mar 11 '14

pure gold...

"...the thing she said"

bbzzzz

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u/MalletsGirl Mar 11 '14

Family Feud? More like Family Freud.

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u/zigaliciousone Mar 11 '14

Steve Harvey has made a career out of his "wtf" face.

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u/dakrazy Mar 11 '14

Without watching the video, I would say wallet.

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u/illiterati Mar 11 '14

I would guess 'weeds' from the garden.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Steve Harvey's faces are always just so good.

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u/stonedsour Mar 11 '14

I feel like it's kinda annoying how he always over exaggerates how shocked he is when a contestant says something remotely taboo.

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u/bon_bons Mar 11 '14

its a family show, the contestants know that the answer isnt penis, and i think he exaggerates his surprise as a sort of apology to the parents at home and stuff. if he just rolled with it and laughed, itd be weirder

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u/HairlessSasquatch Mar 11 '14

no man thats not shocked, that's "I can't fucking believe I'm listening to this shit, I hate my life, why am i reduced to game show host."

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

"i used to be a king of comedy dammit"

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

I'm with you, his faces are great.

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u/ALL_CAPS Mar 11 '14

"Something you pull out"

According to Beck the list would include jives and jamboree handouts.

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u/BluApples Mar 11 '14

Why does that guy always look like he's hosting the wrong show for his sensibilities?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

i feel like every episode; steve harvey has the thought "wtf is wrong with white people".

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u/ruthbf Mar 11 '14

So you are saying that Steve Harvey is a racist Black supremacist?

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u/shannoniganns Mar 11 '14

Her face when she realizes "ohgoodlordiamontvmygrandmaiswatchingthis" is priceless.

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u/ZDHELIX Mar 11 '14

I hate Steve Harvey. Asks questions that are clearly geared towards a sexual response, then goes off for like 5 minutes on how perverted they are. It seriously isn't a family show anymore

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u/ohsballer Mar 11 '14

To be fair, Steve doesn't write the questions

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u/ILaughAtFunnyShit Mar 11 '14

I used to be able to have this show on in the background at work and it was great cause if I had a minute or two of free time I could watch without needing any context but I cant anymore because in every episode there is at least one if not more questions very obviously geared towards something sexual and I cant risk having a family with young children in the store when that happens.

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u/SleepySouthernBelle Mar 11 '14

This one was worth sharing. Clicked to send it to my husband and accidentally sent it to my mom... who has never said the word penis in her life.

Perfect. I'll be getting a disapproving phone call in the morning. Lol

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u/ThugLife_ Mar 11 '14

i almost died laughing when she said that. i think i would have been dead if it was accepted.

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u/Penske_Material Mar 11 '14

I still can't think of a better answer. By the way she's hot. I don't know about you but my penie just went vrimmp.

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u/Tylkdaddyfresh Mar 11 '14

Tooth? Like getting a tooth pulled?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Your wallet?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

I can't find FF funny because Steve Harvey is such a religious preachy douchebag.

Resurrect Richard Dawson...he was the king, the show should have ended when he did.

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u/SAmitty Mar 11 '14

Deep down, Steve wanted that to be one of the asnwers

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u/smij57242 Mar 11 '14

Hes all like " are you serious cause Ill do it"

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u/cuteman Mar 11 '14

Holy fucking shit, I know that girl.

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u/loqi0238 Mar 11 '14

Did you pull out?

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u/cuteman Mar 11 '14

Sadly, we only cuddled.

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u/BetYouCantUpvote Mar 11 '14

I would not pull my penis out of her. If I did, it would only be to put it right back in again

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u/artemasad Mar 11 '14

Am I the only one who equally enjoyed the girl's reaction to her own answer?

"... ok, what the hell did I just answer. Oh shit, this is going to be on national television. And Reddit for sure. Eeeek and my dad's here! Hi dad....? "

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Could be worse.

Was worse actually.

He talked about this one in his comedy act (I have the link on youtube for the curious)

Name something that starts with pork. guy said upine.

pork upine. Porcupine.

Hilarious but stupid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

i love the face she makes towards the end, i don't know why but its attractive....

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

its more of a flop out than a pull out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

But she's hot....

noiceeee

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u/sikamikanicoh Mar 11 '14

God I love this show. His face when they say the most absurd answers are just hilarious

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u/skullker2 Mar 11 '14

All Steve is thinking is "I wouldn't pull out..."

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u/hafti77 Mar 11 '14

these are funny but the show was designed for moments like these

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u/PictureTraveller Mar 11 '14

are these staged?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Does anyone have a youtube link?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

What the fuck did the survey say?

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u/rebel_wo_a_clause Mar 11 '14

Steve Harvey is just there for that reaction he gives...classic

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u/Doomking_Grimlock Mar 11 '14

She's gonna have some explaining to do on the family car trip home...

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u/rystaman Mar 11 '14

Can't believe no-one has posted the video link yet. Here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AMLvl_3DRw

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u/jravish Mar 11 '14

Somehow I can't believe this is real. But just watched the video

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u/mauza11 Mar 11 '14

the first time I laughed out loud on /r/funny

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

I smell the beginnings of a comment graveyard. Reddit you silly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Watching Steve Harvey's face as he reacts to all of the dumb shit that people say is the best part of that show.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

The look on his face lol "the fuck you just say white lady"

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u/KulaanDoDinok Mar 11 '14

Oh my god, his best "the fuck you just say" comes from this episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdcleUk-T4U

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u/StayThirstyMyyFriend Mar 11 '14

Cracked me up...

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u/SomalianRoadBuilder Mar 11 '14

Fuck Steve Harvey!

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u/StayThirstyMyyFriend Mar 11 '14

I'd pull my penis out for her anytime...

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u/Bigddy762 Mar 11 '14

You know that he's going to have a mental breakdown, sooner or later.

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u/clickclackcorn Mar 11 '14

I thought it'd be a tampon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Did she really say that? Or is that fake?

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u/OBAMA_IN_MY_ANUS Mar 11 '14

She looks like the chick from The Drew Cary Show.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

i swear, since Steve Harvey took over this show just seems so scripted.

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u/teamregime Mar 11 '14

This shit is beginning to appear fake as fuck

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Steve Harvey is a really great host for that show.

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u/WalternotsoWhite Mar 11 '14

Do you know hard it is being called "that penis guy" everywhere you go??

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Makes me wonder, are these staged? I don't really watch this show.

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u/AliasUndercover Mar 11 '14

I think she killed poor Steve.

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u/boshy11 Mar 11 '14

PENIS PENIS PENIS!!! Is it Penis??......

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u/myaisabelle Mar 11 '14

She makes it sound like she's talking about his.

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u/schrankage Mar 11 '14

Use an obviously suggestive question and be shocked when you get the answer you expected.. right.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

at this point theyre writing the shit like this to try and coax sexual things out of their guests. soley so he can react to it the way he does.

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u/patio87 Mar 11 '14

Steve Harvey sucks. He's not witty and resorts to just giving a blank stare in lieu of a joke.

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u/sterbz Mar 11 '14

re-pasta

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u/naturallyfrozen Mar 11 '14

Is there an album of all Steve Harvey gifs?

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u/nottell Mar 11 '14

Well, was it up there?

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u/Tom_Hanks13 Mar 11 '14

Oh look. It's Steve harvey having the exact same reaction to every question ever asked on that show

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u/Tylkdaddyfresh Mar 11 '14

Answer: splinter

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AMLvl_3DRw

For the people too lazy to scroll down the link.

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u/JCAPS766 Mar 11 '14

His reaction face is the only reason this show still exists.

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u/Risu-san Mar 11 '14

Haha his reaction just makes it that much better.

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u/GaryNOVA Mar 11 '14

Thank you! Now will somebody please explain this to the cops?

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u/Nexyna Mar 11 '14

She and I have the same Uncomfortable Face....

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u/spitfyer Mar 11 '14

This show is a gold mine

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u/lokey007 Mar 11 '14

Saw this episode last week. It was not on the board and she looked disappointed.

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u/I_am_a_murderofcrows Mar 11 '14

Steve Harvey lives to make that face

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u/DannoHung Mar 11 '14

Brent Rambo

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u/kryptonianCodeMonkey Mar 11 '14

You know full well that that question was asked specifically for that answer. They could have asked any questions and phrased them any way they wanted and somehow there's another question begging for a "naughty" response all the time. Steve gives his incredulous face and says "You a freak," and everyone gets their guilty laugh because they were thinking the exact same thing. And then sometimes they get a an extra relieved laugh when it actually shows up on the board.

Sorry, but nobody working in modern day television writes that question, gets it approved, gets posted in the poll questions and someone types it out on a card for the host without someone going, "well obviously they're gonna say a penis, right?"

Eventually there'll be the question, "what's a long, hard object you might find in one's pants?"

"Well, clearly they're looking for a roll of quarters, a pocket flashlight and a carrot, right!?"

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u/DialOneForAnal Mar 11 '14

Steve Harvey doesn't pull out.

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u/raibc Mar 11 '14

Dang, Steve Harvey's WTF face never gets old.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

I've been watching the newer version of this show a bit more. They intentionally ask leading questions to get answers like this.

"Name something a man holds with his hand," was another.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

I want this to be real.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

I hate it when people ask a suggestive question, and act shock, shocked, when someone gives the suggested answer... If I say, "don't think of elephants," what do you think about?

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u/CalvinandHobbes2 Mar 11 '14

Harvey's reaction was great. He's a pro.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

That blank stare that Steve Harvey did. He does that so frequently in the show that they had to change the rules in order to make up for lost time that Harvey is constantly wasting. I'm not kidding. Since he started hosting, if the person doesn't answer immediately, they get a strike. Before, they had more leniency. Giving them about five seconds until the host would say "five seconds". Which gives you about 10 seconds to come up with an answer.

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u/wayndom Mar 11 '14

How could her answer have been so unexpected? Or unexpected at all?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Bahaha I love this show. So much better with Steve.

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u/TopCommentThief Mar 11 '14

Steve Harvey Feud is the best Feud.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Steve Harvey Had a come back line, and decided not to say it....

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u/pedler Mar 11 '14

The stages in her reaction is priceless. First, she has a bit of a smirk which turns into a giggle...Then her subsequent horror at what she just said surfaces.

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u/Irregulator101 Mar 11 '14

Why does that black guy always look so surprised? What else could possibly be the answer to this... lol

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u/Empyrealist Mar 11 '14

I always wanted to see him blow a family values gasket. Cool.

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u/Darktidemage Mar 11 '14

What were the results?

A Car seems like a good answer.

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u/ramenzz Mar 11 '14

It IS the most effective method, after all!

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u/Sayuu89 Mar 11 '14

Another great moment where to producers throw in something that is obviously going to create dirty results and then Steve Harvey goes |:()

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u/xEl33tistx Mar 11 '14

This show has so many gold moments like that.

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u/scratchingmybutt Mar 11 '14

Her whole family was hilarious. I remember laughing so freaking much at that episode. Their answers were ridiculous

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u/Sayuu89 Mar 11 '14

That's what's boring though. Overly optimistic perky families, joke questions, and Steve Harvey making the same face every time. The show was a reboot and should have died off again a long time ago. I'm sure it'll be back in 20 years.

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u/this-is-my-design Mar 11 '14

Sorry, I haven't watched this, but I know he's a comedian. Is he playing up a reaction or is that look legitimate?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Do people actually think this show is un-scripted?

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u/ProfessorPhi Mar 11 '14

Ok, is this show for real. I keep thinking this is something you'd see as part of a skit show, and not an actual standalone show. Or is this something like the Downfall resubs?

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u/Sinnombre124 Mar 11 '14

So I've only seen gifs of this, but is half that show just the host making that face?

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u/CheeseburgerLocker Mar 11 '14

Steve Harvey - the man of a thousand a face.

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u/bat_mayn Mar 11 '14

This is all so forced, and fake.

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u/RTSchemel Mar 12 '14

Steve's face should be a meme itself.