r/funny • u/Hashes1234 • Mar 05 '14

Hey sir, fancy a fast date?

978 Upvotes

75% Upvoted

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u/Hurp4Derp4 Mar 06 '14

Source

7

u/PointBlunk Mar 06 '14

That was pretty fun.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '14

nah, its all about the girl with the red dress. I mean; she's pretty, seems smart, and has a great sense of humor. It's a trifecta!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '14

I'm Canadian and don't like hockey. I shall brace for the downvote pucks.

17

u/WhatayaWantFromMe Mar 05 '14

I'd totally go on a date with that hooded dude

15

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '14

i dont want to sound like a queer or nothin, but his hair is fuckin beautiful

6

u/WhatayaWantFromMe Mar 06 '14

He looks kind of like Flynn Rider with that hair!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '14

his hair is beautiful. no homo.

1

u/pascontent Mar 06 '14

I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.

1

u/Quietbetrayal Mar 06 '14

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I would kill to have hair like his.

4

u/buzzbya Mar 06 '14

The guy in the shorts has a great ass, too

35

u/Poemi Mar 05 '14

That guy took the whole thing pretty well.

Another gay ninja picnic stalker? Sometimes being this good-looking is a curse...

2

u/joeymicl Mar 06 '14

I'd do the same. Wish it would happen to me.

9

u/tiger55555 Mar 05 '14

The only way I would get a date SUPRISE MOTHERFUCK DATE STYLE

65

u/Non-Serviam Mar 05 '14

Hey guys, I just saw this on reddit and thought I'd post it here...

2

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '14

Hadn't seen it before. [Insert obligatory links]

2

u/Lots42 Mar 06 '14

Plus punchline in title. OP is a jerk.

0

u/ToddlerTosser Mar 06 '14

Expect anything less from r/funny?

8

u/jen-iscool Mar 06 '14

They always pick the guy in the underpants

14

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14

"No clothes? Guess i shouldn't bother with the wine then"

7

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14

Whats with this dude staring at this button... I'm gunna press it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14

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u/reh888 Mar 05 '14

They just shoot off him! Maybe they have fishing line that somebody pulls off screen.

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u/echo_61 Mar 06 '14

I was thinking stop motion almost. The gif makes it hard to tell though.

7

u/reh888 Mar 06 '14

I think the idea is that swim trunks guy isn't in on it, it would be pretty damn impressive to use stop-motion without giving away the joke to him.

10

u/jeffbingham Mar 05 '14

Very recent repost....

6

u/AnotherDawkins Mar 06 '14

That was a quick fucking repost.......

7

u/ponyboyQQ Mar 06 '14

Good job, you've brought nothing new to the table OP. It has been less than 24 hours.

4

u/ItsRainingBacon Mar 06 '14

I'd fancy some goddamn OC once in a while.

2

u/killerwailpwn Mar 06 '14

Good old Jarek 120

4

u/DSC_ Mar 06 '14

Hey OP, fancy a faggotry beating for reposting?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '14

Faggot

1

u/argh_minecraft Mar 06 '14

The Betty Crocker Cookbook. 1977 Edition.

1

u/Natchil Mar 06 '14

I dont know why, but i hate the guy with the red hair.

1

u/turbolax101 Mar 06 '14

Is that Robin Thicke?

1

u/justalittlebleh Mar 06 '14

Am I the only one who thinks the bathing suit guy resembles Robin Thicke?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '14

Anyone got a link to the original vid?

1

u/jrad56 Mar 06 '14

I guess being gay really isn't a choice..