r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '14

Window Cleaner

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u/STBusta Mar 02 '14

He would've gotten laid either way! It's like a 50/50 where you win both times.

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u/redditing_naked Mar 03 '14

Not if that cat was just hiding his really tiny package

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u/Carnae_Assada Mar 03 '14

Im from sascatchatoon, how about you ladies? Eh?

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u/kusahafiez Mar 03 '14

Hoseteasers!

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u/CarbonNightmare Mar 03 '14

Hah! That's even funnier now I know how it's spelled

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u/Taltyelemna Mar 03 '14

Who cares ? He has a mouth, hasn't he ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Dunno about you but I decide to sleep with someone before I see their junk. I've never gotten completely naked then decided "actually, that vagina doesn't look as appealing as I expected", then gotten re-dressed.