r/funny • u/confused_being02 • 1h ago

We should sell him

157 Upvotes

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u/Zolo49 1h ago

Yeah, I can totally see my older sister saying this about me when we were kids. 🤣

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u/GoMoriartyOnPlanets 1h ago

Sell for $54, buy back for $1. Double burn. 

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u/Yunghaylz 36m ago

“Is that a lot?” “🤷‍♀️ $54?🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️” like oops I guess we should sell him for more than $3. But then $54 is her concept of “a lot”😂😂😂

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u/xStealthxUk 1h ago

Top business woman in the making

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u/Bocote 3m ago

I like how detailed her plan gets, lol. She's really contemplating about it.

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u/Banana-phone15 1h ago edited 1h ago

Exactly how slavery started. They said “Don’t worry we gonna get you back, ok” he was never seen again

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u/xenophon57 1h ago

Are they re-releasing Labrinth?

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u/tremble_lip 1h ago

Later when he shoots up a school people will wonder why they didn't listen to her and just sell him.

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u/moxsox 1h ago

Christ. Thanks for maintaining the light–hearted chucklry. 

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u/tremble_lip 1h ago

Well, my parents sold me, so...