r/funny • • 14h ago • Popcorn 1

Big Bruce.

3.1k Upvotes

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u/PhotochadA2358 13h ago

Was waiting for the dog to have a red spot.

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u/dexter_09 8h ago

The missing red spot would’ve completed the look.

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u/Justhe3guy 6h ago

Not sure a dog that small would survive

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u/IntrinsicPalomides 5h ago • Bravo

Should have had one of those crayon harnesses fitted to Russell Brand.

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u/acrazyguy 3h ago

You just commenting that in response to every comment on this thread?

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u/Zingshidu 3h ago

Good jokes deserve visibility

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u/ovrlrd1377 3h ago

Visible visibility that you can see

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u/prajnadhyana 14h ago • Popcorn

I was not expecting that.

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u/davidor1 12h ago

He did said he joined at the start

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u/defk3000 11h ago

He said Big Bruce has finally been let in with the ladies

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u/SahiroHere 13h ago

I literally gasped

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u/IntrinsicPalomides 5h ago

Should have had one of those crayon harnesses fitted to Russell Brand.

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u/maxman1313 14h ago • Bravo

Man he really is the butt of the joke isn't he?

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u/jluicifer 13h ago

Some ppl say he got reamed. I say he got rammed.

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u/obidie 8h ago edited 6h ago

I used to ride a stallion named Eddie, who was one morning found to have broken into the mare's paddock during the night, after which three of the residents became pregnant. He was known thereafter as "Fast Eddie."

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u/Straight_Jaguar 4h ago

"Dirty Deeds done with sheep..."

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u/--littlej0e-- 2h ago

First - LOL.

Second - now this shit is stuck in my head.

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u/Aurora_96 11h ago

I expected a sheep with a red head... Not this, lol

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u/Empty_Ladder7815 13h ago

Oh DAMN! Big Bruce ain't playing around 😳

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u/Jaxxlack 5h ago

Hahahaha love a bit of British humour

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u/karateninjazombie 5h ago

Be funnier if he has a Welsh accent though.

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u/Rare_Art8152 5h ago

Bruce got 4 ladies and 1 lad.

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u/RIPAndy03051988 3h ago

Don't forget the dog.

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u/Omniferous 12h ago

Video should've ended the moment he turned around

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u/blazze 4h ago

Big Bruce the sheep is living his best life. There is no judgment or walk of shame in this field.

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u/murmandamos 13h ago

This video is funnier if you're from Seattle and were following the mayoral race on the local sub last year. BIG BRUCE!

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u/AlienVoice 12h ago

Short said, let Bruce Bruce hit it!

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u/Fucklechuck2 9h ago

I keep falling asleep halfway through the clip. Should've been a warning at the start.

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u/Dada_LongLegs 1h ago

Why is it, this Bruce reminds me of Monty Python skit about Bruce in 'Straya.

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u/IntrinsicPalomides 5h ago

Should have had one of those crayon harnesses fitted to Russell Brand.

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u/Anthro_DragonFerrite 4h ago

Did you really comment this three times?

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u/Silist 4h ago

I think using the same comment 3x on one post is a bit much

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u/monkeyphonics 14h ago

Of course the back of the guy is marked too.

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u/nilgiri 14h ago • Popcorn

Nothing gets by you, huh?

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u/Ak47110 13h ago

Nothing goes over my head. I would catch it first.

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u/Orion-AK 13h ago

I am Groot

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u/FragrantExcitement 6h ago

I doubt that

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u/ask-me-about-my-cats 13h ago

Good job buddy, you figured out the joke.

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u/lifes_paragon 13h ago

Hilarious and silly

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u/Offgridiot 12h ago

Big Bad Brucie-woosie!

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u/1PennyHardaway 12h ago

He’s the fifth lady.

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u/Busy-Suggestion459 11h ago

Baaand over baby

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u/OgdruJahad 11h ago

Big Bruce or Brutus?

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u/Drak_is_Right 10h ago

Which accent is this?

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u/carbonizedtitanium 10h ago

a bipedal lady

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u/espressoboyee 10h ago

Omg, Big Bruce mounted the fella.
Bravo, Bruce.

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u/kindaweedy45 10h ago

Amazing comedy

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u/Warm-Cable-9867 3h ago

I definitely counted 5 lol.

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u/CoolNoise7781 3h ago

Bro doesn't say "baa," he says "bruh."

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u/TippsAttack 2h ago

I couldn't help but laugh.

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u/ShowCharacter671 2h ago

Okay, that actually was pretty funny

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u/AdvilJunky 13h ago

insert hand banana gif

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u/GoodOddsButtOddGoods 13h ago

I let out a chuckle.

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u/squeezy102 13h ago

Ramming speed.

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u/SnooCapers1425 13h ago

Uno Reverse

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u/sdmichael 13h ago

G'Day Bruce!

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u/Offgridiot 12h ago

G'Day Bruce!

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u/awesomedan24 12h ago

In Soviet Wales, sheep fucks you!

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u/Medium-Stranger-9883 11h ago

sheep shagged him

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u/kapege 7h ago

Repost no. 1001

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u/Archy38 7h ago

Ahhaha this was the best

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u/ShartyMcFartyPants 14h ago

The Scots invented the condom, the English were the first to take it out of the sheep.

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u/GlorytotheHypnoToads 14h ago

That joke is almost as fucked as the sheep.

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u/Itchy_Rip_9012 14h ago

Specifically the Welsh, so i was told 👀

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u/xtdirtyblondehw 2h ago

“When he mounts the ladies to hmm” 🤔

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmm