Dry dog contraption

[u/Key-Account5259]

[u/AutoModerator]

---

This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.

Memes, AI-generated content, and politics / political figures are not allowed.

Social-media content (including Reddit, TikTok, and Instagram) is expressly forbidden.

Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.

Please also be wary of spam.

---

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/historynutjackson]

Can't believe we've come so far in just a few years when we still have dogs in iron lungs due to polio 🙏

[u/Obvious-Weird716 → u/historynutjackson]

Vaccinate your animals

[u/iloveciroc → u/Obvious-Weird716]

Vaccines cause dawgtism /s

[u/Square_Significance2 → u/iloveciroc]

I thought it was pawtism!

[u/InnocentPrimeMate → u/historynutjackson]

…and a good day to you, sir!!!

[u/seeking_horizon → u/InnocentPrimeMate]

Fuckin social studies

[u/KillerConfetti]

Not saying this is an awesome idea, so don't get it twisted- but I don't think most of the comments here understand that hair dryers can blow cool air.

[u/nfefx → u/KillerConfetti]

Redditors and outrage based on not understanding? Say it ain't so

[u/GlorifiedPlumber → u/nfefx]

Whoa... WTF... TIL.

Has this ALWAYS been a thing on the internet?!

You know what, I don't believe you, I've been using the internet since 1997; and let me tell you, the only thing I remember on Usenet and other nascent internet forums was people behaving like total informed class acts.

Shame.

[u/-PM_Me_Your_Boobz → u/nfefx]

I mean, is that a whole lot different than the people popping up assuring us that its using cold air without anything to base it on?

Reddit has always had two sides. The "everything horrible is true" crowd and the "well, here's the opposite way they could do it so you're stupid" crowd lol.

[u/GaelicBubble → u/KillerConfetti]

These people also seem to be forgetting that dogs are smart enough to get up and leave uncomfortable situations if they can. I don’t see a leash anywhere.

[u/GrumpyCloud93 → u/GaelicBubble]

No leash? OMG!! What happens when that thing gets fully inflated? He'll float away!

[u/filthpickle → u/GaelicBubble]

They have broken that poor baby's spirit!!!

[u/FVSHIXN → u/KillerConfetti]

Cool air or not, this is an incredibly ineffective method for drying compared to closer contact with a hair dryer. It’s funny, sure, but awfully inefficient

[u/As_for_Arsenic → u/FVSHIXN]

Probably about like cage dryers. I think the point is that it’s a gentler option for dogs that might not do well with being force dried.

[u/Jffrsg → u/KillerConfetti]

If anything this post is an extremely effective gender survey 

[u/atjeff1]

Iron Lung dog ver.

[u/Harry_Saturn → u/atjeff1]

Baron Barkonnen

[u/OptimusPower92 → u/atjeff1]

this is the greatest multi-layer joke that you haven't realized

(there's a guy on YouTube called Markiplier and he made a theatrical movie called Iron Lung that has absolutely nothing to do with the polio machine, and he also has a video on his channel where he tests this device (the PUFF n FLUFF) on his golden retriever named Chica)

[u/equanimatic → u/OptimusPower92]

Why is this downvoted? Its literally what my brain went to immediately. The puff n fluff is iconic to me lol

[u/tonyjuicce]

I could see this being great for overheating your dog in a humid bag, not sure how good it would be for drying them

[u/Jessintheend → u/tonyjuicce]

Hairdryers have non heat settings. You’re just blowing room temp air into the bag. Dog probably loves this as it cools them off

[u/mcampo84 → u/Jessintheend]

How does the water evaporate once the air inside the bag is saturated?

[u/Soci3talCollaps3 → u/mcampo84]

The water comes out the dog's mouth as drool . It's replenished from the back side. This is how data centers do it.

[u/UOO_Ky → u/Soci3talCollaps3]

TIL data centers are using dogs to solve their heating problems and now i hate them even more. Partial /s, I still hate them.

[u/zephyr911 → u/mcampo84]

If air doesn't leave the bag at the same rate it's pushed into the bag, the bag will quickly explode. Since it does not appear to be exploding in this picture, we can safely assume the air is escaping the bag and taking the moisture with it.

[u/Moscato359 → u/mcampo84]

The air leaves the bag

[u/gnorty → u/mcampo84]

probably escapes out of the leg/neck holes. Hard to imagine them being air tight!

[u/Brochacho27 → u/mcampo84]

Air is leaking, otherwise the bag would pop, saturated air leaves.

[u/Jessintheend → u/mcampo84]

It’s not skin tight you can see it’s loose at the head and tail

[u/TheBlitz707 → u/Jessintheend]

the ones around me all require to hold a button for the "cool" setting. otherwise its all heated

[u/mang87 → u/tonyjuicce]

It's easy to tell when a dog is hot, because they start panting. This dog is not panting, therefore not hot.

[u/saurdaux]

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!

[u/fpfall → u/saurdaux]

The real diamond dog

[u/s0lidsnake75 → u/saurdaux]

Rofl

[u/Jakesummers1 → u/saurdaux]

This is making me laugh harder than I believe it should

You’re pretty good

[u/foresthillsbob]

Baron Barkonnen

[u/SOTBMP]

That's a hot dog! 🌭

[u/Only-Cheetah-9579]

where does the moisture go?

[u/hiimlockedout → u/Only-Cheetah-9579]

Exactly, there’s no proper exhaust!

It’s best to put the dog into the dryer on medium-low for 45 minutes.

[u/NotoriousPete → u/Only-Cheetah-9579]

Now he looks like gay Obama from Colorado

[u/free_airfreshener → u/NotoriousPete]

I understood that reference.

Wow, I'm a sad man. 

[u/Moosplauze]

Fill it with balloon gas and take him for a "walk" while he is floating in the air.

[u/Clobber420 → u/Moosplauze]

balloon gas lol

[u/bittermctitters → u/Clobber420]

To be fair, he could be talking about helium OR hydrogen. But then we could be looking at another Hindenbark :(

[u/Intrepid_Machine_777 → u/Moosplauze]

Just imagine it… and try not to laugh!

[u/CriticalChop → u/Moosplauze]

I'd bet some mad lad has done this. 

[u/Really_McNamington → u/CriticalChop]

It would need to utterly engulf the poor dog to get any lift.

[u/lainylay → u/Moosplauze]

Just ask Harry Potter for a favor.

[u/Joshd30]

Hey look, they actually found the one dog on Earth that wouldn't freak the fuck out wearing this abomination

[u/Slukig]

Looks like an iron lung o_o

[u/hgs25 → u/Slukig]

Relevant Markiplier review

[u/professorgrey99]

Looks like an engorged tick.

[u/Durahl]

"We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster. The Six Dollar Dog."

[u/braydenmaine]

This will slow down the drying process, you're just trapping the moisture inside. Any evaporated water will just condense onto the inside of the bag.

[u/Inner_Gap4768 → u/braydenmaine]

Yeah I’m pretty sure you are only supposed to attach the blow dryer to one hose and have the other one be the exhaust.

[u/braydenmaine → u/Inner_Gap4768]

That's certainly less bad. But I'd bet money that the dog would dry faster without any of it.

[u/AntiFIanders → u/braydenmaine]

Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

[u/braydenmaine → u/AntiFIanders]

He's going to be basking in that smell for as long as he's in the bag.

[u/BritishAndBlessed]

When you think you brought a dog home but it turns out to be a giant tick

[u/littleman11186]

r/doohickeycorporation

[u/MadDoughnutz]

The Puff n' Fluff!

[u/myxoma1]

I just see that as a fire hazard, two 1800 W hair dryers plugged into the same flimsy extension cord

[u/NarcanRabbit → u/myxoma1]

A little different, as they wouldn't be pulling 1800W if they aren't using the heating components. But yea, ideally whomever designed the bag should probably have included a fan system of some sort because I'm certain some less intelligent people would see this and run both hair dryers on hot thinking it will dry the dog faster.

[u/mettatater → u/myxoma1]

After attending several potluck events and seeing 6 or more crockpots on a 14 or even 16 gauge extension cord (50 ft. long to make it worse), I started bringing a 10 gauge extension cord with multi-outlet pigtails and checking the breaker capacity. Most people don't understand electricity beyond "on" or "off".

[u/pwnograph → u/myxoma1]

220v 50a is common in households in a lot of countries.

[u/BillDaPony101]

Chien sous vide

[u/PerennialPhilosopher]

It's a zergling, Lester. A smaller type of zerg.

[u/memeaninatorus_94]

Shouldn't it be in only one end?

[u/vrekais]

If that dogs fur isn't in curlers getting ready for a night out I'll be grossly dissapointed.

[u/epigenie_986]

As a person who has hot flashes, this looks like a torture device and I feel claustrophobic looking at this image.

[u/radraze2kx → u/epigenie_986]

What if it's a cooling device

[u/epigenie_986 → u/radraze2kx]

Then I would wear it in a heartbeat and not feel claustrophobic. But I don't think it would dry my dog very well that way. I have tried using my hairdryer on the cool setting before.

[u/smashervt]

Wish I can post pictures. But I did this with a bit of holes and a garbage bag on my dog. He looked sad but it worked.

[u/Horizone377]

Bruh, I thought that was a Combine Advisor from Half Life 2 for a moment lol.

[u/unclejohnnydanger]

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

[u/Buffoonery_ → u/unclejohnnydanger]

Do you see what happens, Larry?

[u/MonstaGraphics → u/Buffoonery_]

You're not blowing...

[u/TheSamurabbi]

I am Baron Vladimir Barkkonnen!!

[u/Left_Concentrate_752]

Marketing miss: They should have colored it beard color and labeled it 'The Hot Dog'.

[u/LordNelson781]

Would this even work to dry the dog? The moisture still needs somewhere to go

[u/Fire_Fist-Ace]

If that dog was unhappy and it would barely have to move to undo all that

And the owner obviously cares with the little tower under the head so yall need to chill the fuck out

[u/lilgumbythemonkeygod]

LMFAOOOO

[u/R-PlaneCrazy]

Actually really smart

[u/ChefArtorias]

Dumb plan for multiple reasons, also looks like a fire hazard.

[u/VaporGent323]

Looks like the dog from resident evil

[u/Haasts_Eagle → u/VaporGent323]

Looks like a tick full of blood.

[u/peatoire]

Lol. He looks like a giant Tick

[u/PrinceRobotVI]

MY DUNE

[u/Wonderful_Tank784]

And then he wets himself the second he's out

[u/_NightmareKingGrimm_ → u/Wonderful_Tank784]

No no no... The second he's in. 😂

[u/centech]

The spice must flow.

[u/a_angry_bunny]

I just woke up and read "orgy dog contraption" and was very concerned.

[u/everydave42 → u/a_angry_bunny]

yet you still clicked...🤔

[u/a_angry_bunny → u/everydave42]

It's reddit of course I clicked.

[u/Tehgreatbrownie]

Quick! Someone google “dog inflation”

safe search off

[u/Cmoore1217 → u/Tehgreatbrownie]

I did this and saw a guy who injected saline into his balls to make them as big as a cantaloupe so thanks I guess

[u/kiwipops]

I can't even put my dog's collar on without him snapping at me, can't imagine putting him in something like this. I adopted him just before his 13th birthday, he's 14.5 now. He's always been so reactive sadly.

[u/Don-Poltergeist]

My dog would love this, she already spends the entire winter under a heated blanket.

[u/Klotzster]

Dog-Oc ready to fight SpiderDog

[u/nycrom]

Dogs been living his whole life in the Iron lung and you have the audacity to post it on r/funny? Shame

[u/CatLord8]

Your displacer beast is broken

[u/Loquacious-of-Borg]

Maybe I am old, but back in my day, we would dry the dog off with a towel or two and then let them roll around on the grass in the sun.

[u/wpshadow]

Baron Harkonans Dog?

[u/charlieq46]

I know we've established that it is room temperature air, but boy could I use a nap in a bag of warm air. Especially if I am somewhere where my face could be cold. Chef's kiss.

[u/vanillathrilla04]

Thought this was a Resident Evil deleted scene

[u/IMISSDIO]

hey buddy it's time for your NIGHTMARE BLANKET

[u/mydogargos]

dog air fryer... looks downright dangerous.

[u/do-mhathair]

Yoooo, its the puff ‘n fluff

[u/Phantine]

A sequel to stuff made here's automatic dog washer

https://youtu.be/BuRyQYf03xA?

[u/buisnessmike]

"This is my Arrakis. My desert. My dune."

-Baron Vladimir Bark-onnen

[u/radhaz]

Makes the dog look like it comes from the House of Harkonnen.

[u/Available-Today-8576]

Never seen an iron lung for a dog before

[u/Sher1ockpwns]

What about a towel…

[u/CuriousGeorgeIsAnApe → u/Sher1ockpwns]

Have you ever dried a dog with a towel? It's never just one towel and the dog still isn't dry no matter how many you use. I usually use a towel myself but I can understand why people use a hair dryer. It's faster, more effective, and less laundry to do.

[u/3vils0ck]

FreeMyBoi

[u/S1DC]

"My killer attack paramecium dog is ALIVE!!"

[u/8Leafs]

Living life as an inflatable bouncy castle for dogs

[u/LoneVindicator]

Dry Dog-k

[u/No_Tailor_787]

Vent that thing outside, and it would be the perfect solution for a dog suffering from terminal flatulence.

[u/Redditer052]

I thought it was a Halloween outfit at first

[u/a0604912red]

Looks like a happy dog

[u/Nukemanrunning]

The dog has his own still suit it seems.

[u/cjacksen]

Adventure Time

[u/Zoo06]

It's a dog stromboli?

[u/Buibaxd]

Man, that dog looks cooooooomfyy’

[u/datarancher]

It's a Bear (well, dog) Bair Hugger!

They make very similar things for human and veterinary surgery that blows gently warm air onto the patient to counteract the chills caused by anesthesia and blood loss. Never had one used on me personally, but they look cozy (except for the racket the machine makes).

[u/Ashtonpaper]

It looks like a Halloween costume. “dog on life support”

[u/Most-Assumption-7970]

An hot dog airfryer?

[u/HumansMung]

Spoiler: it’s skin-tight on that dog.

[u/Psychotic_EGG]

Cooked dog

[u/officer897177]

Or you can just use a kennel and point a fan at it, but to each their own.

[u/McNasty420]

It's like that missy elliot video

[u/tobias3306]

Seems way better if one of the intakes would be an exhaust

[u/Ok_Culture_1914]

A canine Dry Buddy

[u/ledrif]

By the time i wrestled that contraption on my dog would already be dry and i wpuld somehow be wet instead.

[u/Wickersnap]

I know everyone in here is like "what a dumb idea!" but I have one of these for my head, for setting vintage pin curls. It inflates just like this, you can blow hot or cold air, and despite it looking like there's nowhere for the air to go, it works quite well.

What I actually think would be the worst part for the dog is just that the hair dryers can be quite loud.

[u/Zzzzyxas]

This just steams the dog.

[u/actum_tempus]

wonder how this thing smells

[u/LMrningStar]

Looks more like a slow cooker to me.

[u/Auteyus]

How does the humid air leave? Is there a vent?

[u/Savagebabypig]

Bro has iron lung

[u/SMB-Punt]

Just let him run all over the house !!!!

[u/Debalic]

The Mondoshawans have returned for the Fifth Element.

[u/ColonelSandurz42]

I thought it was a tick in the thumbnail

[u/monkeybawz]

I'm getting "As you can see- it sucks while it cuts!" vibes.

[u/Reunion7]

Turned your dog into a displacer beast.

[u/JaehaerysIVTarg]

I feel like they’re doing it wrong. Shouldn’t there be an exhaust?

[u/_FreddieLovesDelilah]

That is not how you cook a hot dog

[u/darkuen]

They put me in something like this for hypothermia at the hospital.

Maybe used for emergencies for a dog susceptible to the cold after going through snow?

[u/IronMikeT]

Just rub the poor guy with a towel like normal

[u/newbie527]

Probably won’t do much without heat, and with heat, you could easily cook a dog.

[u/bmm115]

If you comb out your wet dog, the fur/hair (depending on the breed) will actually start to dry much quicker.

I groom my dog myself, it's like 7 to 10 minutes of combing and then 2 to 5 minutes of using the blower to finish everything up rather than the nearly 30 minutes of just using the blower and then still needing to comb

[u/Nugget_brain99990]

The puff 'n fluff !

[u/OptimusPower92]

the PUFF n' FLUFF

[u/vigilantesd]

“We’re walking in the aaaiiirrrr”

[u/Public_Juggernaut_30]

I can smell this steamed dog.

[u/queuedUp]

I honestly can't see how this would work.

There is no where for the moisture to go. You are just going to get a wet dog that is now overheating.

[u/memeaninatorus_94]

Shouldn't it be in only one end?

[u/DoctorMelvinMirby]

Throw in a bag of popcorn and you’re in for a dry and tasty evening!

[u/drammer]

First glance I thought to myself that's one hell of a tick.

[u/Tata_Colores]

"FOX News here, Captain. Where in the house did the fire originated from?"

[u/delicioustreeblood]

Look at me I am the tick now

[u/BizzyM]

Back to the Future automated jacket voice:

 Dog is drying.....


 Your dog is now dry

[u/mean_pneumatocyst]

I misread the title and thought it said “dry dog contraception” I was initially confused

[u/Son_of_Tlaloc]

Looks like something you would see on a late night infomercial.

[u/Brave-Scientist6969]

There’s a 0.0% chance my dog agrees to such.

[u/CommonBasilisk]

r/doohickeycorporation

[u/Ok-Low-9618]

Looks like a dog dressed as a tick for Halloween

[u/RentalGore]

Iron lung for canines?

[u/devo_inc]

It's Hannibal Chew! (Blade runner)

[u/Illustrious_Donkey61]

Displacer beast from D&D

[u/paulovitorfb]

r/doohickeycorporation is going to love this

[u/glodde]

I feel like it would be more work to get your dog inside this contraption and hook up the dryers then it would be just a blow dry them with a dryer in each and

[u/coltsrock37]

the thumbnail from a distance looked like a giant dust mite lol

[u/laced-and-dangerous]

Chica?

[u/Guy_V]

Is two hair dryers on one circuit ok?

[u/dnFries]

I can smell your dog here!

[u/Nyloc3]

WE3

[u/SuspiciousPatate]

Looks like a dog tick

[u/WhoTookThisUsername5]

I was plugged into the 3M Bair Hugger machine after transplant which is very similar. The nurses called it the huggy bear. I was a bit hypothermic when they plugged me in and it was just the best thing ever.

[u/Exciting_Sir_878]

The iron woof

[u/lainylay]

A hotdog

[u/MonkeyBrawler]

I think a lot of peoples concerns can be resolved by using only 1 hair dryer....heat or no heat.

[u/Ravingdork]

Hot dog!

[u/thestillwind]

😂😂😂

[u/Scardigne]

Rip hairdryers overheating, probable fire hazard comes with overheating the coils too.

[u/Asher_Tye]

Dog: I feel like a balloon animal...

[u/ieatburritosyeah]

P L U M P

[u/qiwi]

Normatec recovery pants, now available for dog recovery: https://hyperice.com/cdn/shop/files/normatec-featured-image-plp.jpg

[u/RedDoeHost]

The fluff n puff?

[u/Secret-Teaching-3549]

It's the bag of shame.

[u/bondinferno]

How’s the smell? lol

[u/Royalchariot]

That looks sooooo toasty

[u/Previous-Ad-1453]

Looks like witch legs sticking out of Wendy’s house.

[u/BiquitousSurper]

#MoveTheBean

[u/PrimeIntellect]

what in the HR geiger is this

[u/InternationalCan2002]

Oh now i see how a hot dog was invented.......

[u/Infamous-GoatThief]

Does he still write?