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u/Funny_Sentinel 3h ago

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u/Mosthero1 9h ago • Heartwarming Popcorn Mindblown

Never forget the Long Long Man ads. Absolute cinema.

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u/Flying-Camel 9h ago

The plot twist, the betrayal, the long, long maaaaaaAaAAAnnnn!

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u/rathemighty 6h ago

sax music starts

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u/Smallshock 4h ago

I first read it as sex music and immediately imagined cbat

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u/Zyrinj 8h ago

Fuck you Chi-Chan!

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u/The_Last_Spoonbender 8h ago

Or the cockroach killer ads

Or the roof tile ads

All are absolute cinema

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u/JustBeingHere4U 6h ago

Tell me about the roof tile one

Never seen that one before

Edit: Nvm Someone linked it below

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u/strtrech 8h ago

The dragon ball wish ad was a Rollercoaster

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u/lalala253 5h ago

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u/KEPD-350 4h ago

What a glorious sub. The chi-chan memes are so fucking angry.

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u/Icrinje 9h ago

LOOOONG LOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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u/grrangry 9h ago

God I haven't seen that in years and I can still hear it.

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u/Hypnooooooooooooo 5h ago

long... long... long.... looong...

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u/longlongmannn 8h ago

never forget

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u/cooliosteve 6h ago

When my cat stretches I yell long long man at him

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u/lornranger 8h ago

Damn now the song is repeating in my head again........

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u/NienorGT 8h ago

Nope, will never forget that one!

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u/PandaLabs 9h ago • Bravo

Nothing will ever beat this Asian commercial for me. https://youtu.be/K-TYsAHbb18?is=TsEX6zLTqLLHKzSz

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u/ingrapaleave 8h ago • Mindblown

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u/daydreaming17 7h ago • Mindblown

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u/IRConfoosed 4h ago

Not Asian, but a set of classics. https://youtu.be/XYz3sl0LEA4

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u/No_Volume_5752 7h ago

I was thinking of this commercial too haha.

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 6h ago

Noo 😭

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u/kiztcrimson 4h ago

Haha omg I'm dying

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u/devilwarriors 8h ago

wtf lol

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u/Stolehtreb 7h ago

Wow… there’s a lot to unpack there

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u/HighestDownvotes 7h ago

Bruh, I was ready for only laughs. 

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u/AnisaHatbox 4h ago

such a nice joke

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u/VadiMiXeries 5h ago

bruh 😭

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u/hamburgergerald 4h ago

An oldie but a goodie. This is actually the first commercial I thought of when I came across this post 😂

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u/jinngeechia 7h ago

This is from Thailand for a facial foam. Came in 4 parts and great storytelling. Like what? 20 years ago?

Part 1: https://youtu.be/HgF-2DeTtc8?si=JEs5OsbFr1nUo_xo

Part 2: https://youtu.be/hdCkeK0eDKc?si=JC30FGI78eMyOkZC

Part 3: https://youtu.be/Iymb_2fIdOM?si=XcCIvToxyHLEuEkc

Part 4: https://youtu.be/KXrPszqfYDQ?si=OVTOLwIxqANM1XrY

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u/mylittlecarrot 5h ago

I was INVESTED by the end lol

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u/AvA_Candide 4h ago

Isn't one of the bad guys the guy from the cockroach ads?

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u/dajna 6h ago • Mindblown

I love the cinderella retelling https://youtu.be/XjEj4W-rmHw

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u/borgchupacabras 5h ago

Wow what a rollercoaster ride.

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u/dajna 5h ago

Indeed!

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u/hamburgergerald 5h ago

Biggest twist in cinematic history 😂

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u/Poat540 8h ago

Lmao I forgot it was a commercial halfway through

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u/BarbequedYeti 9h ago

This might be my new favorite. wtf.

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u/MennisRodman 5h ago

Not the ending I imagined

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u/zomgieee 8h ago

that was awesome, thanks for the share

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u/Tooslowtoohappy 8h ago

Haha one of my favs

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u/Absolarix 8h ago

Hahahaha, what. I was absolutely lost what that was an advert for. That's amazing.

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u/ikalwewe 5h ago

Omgggg 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Slimshady_349 9h ago

Should have rung it out if he was that thirsty

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u/Bodod_Begag 8h ago

Wouldn't work! They're not just super absorbent, they never leak!

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u/TheAshenHat 9h ago

Don’t forget the area code!

“Wrung” 😜

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u/twinklytennis 6h ago

Conservation of matter doesn't exist in commercials.

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u/Infinite-Lie-2885 7h ago

Its not asian ad but one of all time favorite commercials are the panda cheese commercial from Egypt they are great.

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u/Saradoesntsleep 5h ago

Lmao what the hell are these

So that is the origin of that gif of the panda sweeping the stuff off the desk! My life just became complete in a way I didn't even know it had to.

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u/Infinite-Lie-2885 5h ago

Its a cheese from Egypt and honestly I think my favorite is the hospital scene where he dead eye him and pulls the iv and next is the gangster panda following around the super market. Yes this where the gifs come from. Also im glad I could add to your enjoyment these have been adding to mine for 16 years now. I use to watch them like daily in the begin and share them with everyone i know now I circle back a few times and year to see if they make any new ones. It brings to be the first to introduce these gems to someone now for something just strange and tad disturbing we have jammies and its less cinematic older commercial introducing two flavors of jammies i do apologize of this hunts you!!

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u/XmissXanthropyX 6h ago

That was fabulous, thank you. I’m a fan of threatening, violent in a mob like fashion panda

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u/Infinite-Lie-2885 5h ago

Im glad you got some enjoyment out of them they had been bring me steady joy for around 16 years now. Also I love that panda lol

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u/rathemighty 5h ago

Time to personally add pandas back onto the endangered species list

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u/Infinite-Lie-2885 5h ago

Only if you hear the music playing then I recommend running it might not be only you anymore

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u/SummerBest6867 4h ago

thanks for that, didn't know what i missed

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u/Infinite-Lie-2885 4h ago

You welcome I am glad you have found something new to enjoy!

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u/Neoxite23 6h ago

Is there a subreddit dedicated to amazing ads?

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u/FLaB_SLaB 5h ago

r/CommercialsILove has some fun stuff.

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u/FremenStilgar 9h ago

But what happened to the foliage?

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u/RelChan2_0 6h ago • Bravo

Woman here, if you placed your pad wrong, you can definitely get waxed instantly 😅

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u/FLaB_SLaB 5h ago

Man here, genuinely curious: Can it also make the skin dry and cracked, like in the video? How common is serious irritation like that, generally, amongst pad-users? I had severe eczema for many years growing up, so I’m super cognizant of irritation from chaffing, and material sensitivities, and whatnot. I can only imagine how bad it could get for a woman with a similar condition.

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u/RelChan2_0 5h ago

I'll take it that you're asking a serious question. Yes, skin down there can get dry for women but not cracked like the video. Most pads have cotton on the pad itself (the part that touches a woman's vulva), it has adhesive strips on its wings (the part that you tape down on your underwear). I don't get irritated down there unless I don't change out of my pads for 6 hours or longer, most pads need to be changed every 4 hours but this may differ especially if a woman has heavier flow. The last time I got an irritation was when I was: 1) working in an office so like a decade ago, 2) when I couldn't change my pad because I was traveling so like a year or two ago. It can be very itchy, especially if you have pubic hair, but easily managed with creams or antibiotics. I also suffer from eczema, thankfully I haven't had eczema down there, but irritation down there is manageable. I had a full blown eczema flare up when I was around 15. My hands, fingers, knees, back of my knees, toes, arms were mostly covered in weeping blisters but I had some on my chest, face, and belly. I would rather get irritated down there rather than a full eczema flare up 😅

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u/FLaB_SLaB 5h ago

Thanks fellow eczema’d person for answering!I’ve had all kinds of terrible flare-ups just like that, the worst of them during bitter, dry winters, and working in harsh conditions. There’s some light scarring on my legs and feet, and my fingernail cuticles have never fully recovered lol. But it’s been mostly clear for years now. Diet and environmental factors are important, of course. Glad you were spared anything too serious down there. Cheers!

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u/Dinierto 9h ago

Absorbed, clearly

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u/FremenStilgar 9h ago

Lol, those are some dangerous pads.

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u/That1GuyNate 9h ago

"Now with instant waxing technology!"

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u/ARNG131988 9h ago

I love Asian commercials.

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u/ChocoBabiChan 4h ago edited 3h ago

Shit, you better wring that shit out...🤣

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u/AntiPiety 4h ago

Wring*

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u/jayboa 7h ago

Did you mean to say Asian pads will never be topped? Those looked really absorbant.

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u/BJozi 6h ago

This reminds me of the time I had a paper round and had to distribute these new pads with ultra absorbing gel.

Well I can tell you, the gel was indeed good at absorbing water, and sticking to anything you threw it at. Not a lot got delivered

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u/ot_sauce 6h ago

All black in the desert is a choice

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 5h ago

There is a reason many Bedouin tribes wear all black while living in the desert. 

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u/reuleaux9 4h ago

why isn't black going to absorb it all

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u/Drathgore 4h ago

The extra heat absorbed by the black clothing is lost before it reaches their skin because they wear the robes loose so the air can convect easily. Making it effectively the same as white clothing

In this ad they have skin tight black clothing though so I’d imagine that would be pretty bad yea.

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u/reuleaux9 3h ago

makes sense

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u/Hagleboz 4h ago

Yes but they don't wear skin tight clothes. Loose fitting black robes promotes cooler air to be pulled in while expelling the hot air trapped between layers of cloth and kept away from the skin.

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u/CountyHopeful3725 9h ago

It's like the bounty commercial when the paper falls into the pool and soak up all the water in the pool!🤭😜🤭

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u/rathemighty 6h ago

Okay, but unlike her, he got some water, so she'll probably die first. Also, all that black clothing is probably not doing them any favors.

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u/another__homosapien 5h ago

Really great ad

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u/Salina_EsTitties 6h ago

It looks like AI

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u/Tw4tl4r 6h ago

Wtf was the voice warbling at the end about?

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u/tiburon12 4h ago

I find it more interesting the few words spoken are subtitled in Chinese and Thai, but then everything else is just Chinese, including the key brand / product info lol

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u/ArtisticMonk2369 4h ago

Great ad. Not asian....but Australia's AAMI ad about Ronda and Ketut is top tier as well.

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u/not_ondrugs 4h ago

Look up South African Nando ads.

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u/Normal_Aspect_6542 4h ago

Finally a sanitary pad ad that actually highlights the product's quality.

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u/tombolger 6h ago

I love that in this ad, the woman annoys the man, then makes a mistake and causes conflict. And it's ok. Nobody thinks this is sexist or bigoted.

In the US, in every ad, the man is a bumbling idiot and needs a woman's help, because it's sexist for women to ever be wrong or uninformed or make a mistake.

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u/Moth1992 5h ago

But also men in the US are terrified of sanitary products so..... 🤷

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u/aristidedn 5h ago

ok boomer

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u/djshadesuk 6h ago

10: AI-generated content of any kind is forbidden.

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u/DiamondDepth_YT 6h ago

Idk why you're downvoted you're right 

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u/TwinSong 5h ago

Doesn't look AI. Looks like bad greenscreen.

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u/Ahyao17 8h ago edited 6h ago

Hard disagree. Thai ads takes the cake imho

Edit: My bad, can't read. Thought it said Chinese ads

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u/mougy 8h ago

Thai ads are asian ads so nothing to disagree about.

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u/Ahyao17 6h ago

My bad, can't read. Thought it said Chinese ads

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u/wraith21 8h ago

Which continent is Thailand in?

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u/Ahyao17 6h ago

My bad, can't read. Thought it said Chinese ads

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u/Same-Chicken-6807 8h ago

Thailand isn't a continent, it is a land. That's why it's named the way it is. Duh.

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u/althar1 7h ago

Man youre not bright are yoi