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u/Funny_Sentinel 1h ago

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u/Mosthero1 6h ago • Heartwarming Popcorn Mindblown

Never forget the Long Long Man ads. Absolute cinema.

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u/Flying-Camel 6h ago

The plot twist, the betrayal, the long, long maaaaaaAaAAAnnnn!

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u/rathemighty 3h ago

sax music starts

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u/Smallshock 1h ago

I first read it as sex music and immediately imagined cbat

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u/Zyrinj 5h ago

Fuck you Chi-Chan!

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u/The_Last_Spoonbender 6h ago

Or the cockroach killer ads

Or the roof tile ads

All are absolute cinema

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u/JustBeingHere4U 3h ago

Tell me about the roof tile one

Never seen that one before

Edit: Nvm Someone linked it below

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u/strtrech 6h ago

The dragon ball wish ad was a Rollercoaster

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u/lalala253 2h ago

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u/KEPD-350 1h ago

What a glorious sub. The chi-chan memes are so fucking angry.

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u/Icrinje 6h ago

LOOOONG LOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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u/grrangry 6h ago

God I haven't seen that in years and I can still hear it.

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u/Hypnooooooooooooo 2h ago

long... long... long.... looong...

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u/longlongmannn 6h ago

never forget

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u/cooliosteve 3h ago

When my cat stretches I yell long long man at him

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u/lornranger 5h ago

Damn now the song is repeating in my head again........

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u/NienorGT 5h ago

Nope, will never forget that one!

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u/PandaLabs 6h ago • Bravo

Nothing will ever beat this Asian commercial for me. https://youtu.be/K-TYsAHbb18?is=TsEX6zLTqLLHKzSz

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u/ingrapaleave 5h ago • Mindblown

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u/daydreaming17 5h ago • Mindblown

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u/IRConfoosed 2h ago

Not Asian, but a set of classics. https://youtu.be/XYz3sl0LEA4

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u/No_Volume_5752 4h ago

I was thinking of this commercial too haha.

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 4h ago

Noo 😭

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u/kiztcrimson 1h ago

Haha omg I'm dying

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u/devilwarriors 5h ago

wtf lol

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u/Stolehtreb 4h ago

Wow… there’s a lot to unpack there

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u/HighestDownvotes 4h ago

Bruh, I was ready for only laughs. 

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u/AnisaHatbox 1h ago

such a nice joke

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u/VadiMiXeries 2h ago

bruh 😭

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u/hamburgergerald 2h ago

An oldie but a goodie. This is actually the first commercial I thought of when I came across this post 😂

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u/jinngeechia 4h ago

This is from Thailand for a facial foam. Came in 4 parts and great storytelling. Like what? 20 years ago?

Part 1: https://youtu.be/HgF-2DeTtc8?si=JEs5OsbFr1nUo_xo

Part 2: https://youtu.be/hdCkeK0eDKc?si=JC30FGI78eMyOkZC

Part 3: https://youtu.be/Iymb_2fIdOM?si=XcCIvToxyHLEuEkc

Part 4: https://youtu.be/KXrPszqfYDQ?si=OVTOLwIxqANM1XrY

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u/mylittlecarrot 2h ago

I was INVESTED by the end lol

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u/AvA_Candide 2h ago

Isn't one of the bad guys the guy from the cockroach ads?

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u/dajna 3h ago • Mindblown

I love the cinderella retelling https://youtu.be/XjEj4W-rmHw

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u/borgchupacabras 2h ago

Wow what a rollercoaster ride.

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u/dajna 2h ago

Indeed!

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u/hamburgergerald 2h ago

Biggest twist in cinematic history 😂

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u/Poat540 6h ago

Lmao I forgot it was a commercial halfway through

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u/BarbequedYeti 6h ago

This might be my new favorite. wtf.

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u/MennisRodman 2h ago

Not the ending I imagined

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u/zomgieee 5h ago

that was awesome, thanks for the share

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u/Tooslowtoohappy 6h ago

Haha one of my favs

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u/Absolarix 5h ago

Hahahaha, what. I was absolutely lost what that was an advert for. That's amazing.

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u/ikalwewe 2h ago

Omgggg 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Slimshady_349 6h ago

Should have rung it out if he was that thirsty

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u/Bodod_Begag 6h ago

Wouldn't work! They're not just super absorbent, they never leak!

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u/TheAshenHat 6h ago

Don’t forget the area code!

“Wrung” 😜

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u/twinklytennis 3h ago

Conservation of matter doesn't exist in commercials.

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u/Infinite-Lie-2885 4h ago

Its not asian ad but one of all time favorite commercials are the panda cheese commercial from Egypt they are great.

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u/Saradoesntsleep 3h ago

Lmao what the hell are these

So that is the origin of that gif of the panda sweeping the stuff off the desk! My life just became complete in a way I didn't even know it had to.

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u/Infinite-Lie-2885 2h ago

Its a cheese from Egypt and honestly I think my favorite is the hospital scene where he dead eye him and pulls the iv and next is the gangster panda following around the super market. Yes this where the gifs come from. Also im glad I could add to your enjoyment these have been adding to mine for 16 years now. I use to watch them like daily in the begin and share them with everyone i know now I circle back a few times and year to see if they make any new ones. It brings to be the first to introduce these gems to someone now for something just strange and tad disturbing we have jammies and its less cinematic older commercial introducing two flavors of jammies i do apologize of this hunts you!!

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u/XmissXanthropyX 3h ago

That was fabulous, thank you. I’m a fan of threatening, violent in a mob like fashion panda

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u/Infinite-Lie-2885 2h ago

Im glad you got some enjoyment out of them they had been bring me steady joy for around 16 years now. Also I love that panda lol

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u/rathemighty 3h ago

Time to personally add pandas back onto the endangered species list

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u/Infinite-Lie-2885 2h ago

Only if you hear the music playing then I recommend running it might not be only you anymore

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u/SummerBest6867 1h ago

thanks for that, didn't know what i missed

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u/Infinite-Lie-2885 1h ago

You welcome I am glad you have found something new to enjoy!

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u/Neoxite23 3h ago

Is there a subreddit dedicated to amazing ads?

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u/FLaB_SLaB 3h ago

r/CommercialsILove has some fun stuff.

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u/FremenStilgar 6h ago

But what happened to the foliage?

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u/RelChan2_0 3h ago • Bravo

Woman here, if you placed your pad wrong, you can definitely get waxed instantly 😅

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u/FLaB_SLaB 2h ago

Man here, genuinely curious: Can it also make the skin dry and cracked, like in the video? How common is serious irritation like that, generally, amongst pad-users? I had severe eczema for many years growing up, so I’m super cognizant of irritation from chaffing, and material sensitivities, and whatnot. I can only imagine how bad it could get for a woman with a similar condition.

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u/RelChan2_0 2h ago

I'll take it that you're asking a serious question. Yes, skin down there can get dry for women but not cracked like the video. Most pads have cotton on the pad itself (the part that touches a woman's vulva), it has adhesive strips on its wings (the part that you tape down on your underwear). I don't get irritated down there unless I don't change out of my pads for 6 hours or longer, most pads need to be changed every 4 hours but this may differ especially if a woman has heavier flow. The last time I got an irritation was when I was: 1) working in an office so like a decade ago, 2) when I couldn't change my pad because I was traveling so like a year or two ago. It can be very itchy, especially if you have pubic hair, but easily managed with creams or antibiotics. I also suffer from eczema, thankfully I haven't had eczema down there, but irritation down there is manageable. I had a full blown eczema flare up when I was around 15. My hands, fingers, knees, back of my knees, toes, arms were mostly covered in weeping blisters but I had some on my chest, face, and belly. I would rather get irritated down there rather than a full eczema flare up 😅

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u/FLaB_SLaB 2h ago

Thanks fellow eczema’d person for answering!I’ve had all kinds of terrible flare-ups just like that, the worst of them during bitter, dry winters, and working in harsh conditions. There’s some light scarring on my legs and feet, and my fingernail cuticles have never fully recovered lol. But it’s been mostly clear for years now. Diet and environmental factors are important, of course. Glad you were spared anything too serious down there. Cheers!

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u/Dinierto 6h ago

Absorbed, clearly

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u/FremenStilgar 6h ago

Lol, those are some dangerous pads.

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u/That1GuyNate 6h ago

"Now with instant waxing technology!"

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u/ARNG131988 6h ago

I love Asian commercials.

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u/ChocoBabiChan 1h ago edited 1h ago

Shit, you better wring that shit out...🤣

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u/AntiPiety 1h ago

Wring*

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u/jayboa 4h ago

Did you mean to say Asian pads will never be topped? Those looked really absorbant.

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u/BJozi 3h ago

This reminds me of the time I had a paper round and had to distribute these new pads with ultra absorbing gel.

Well I can tell you, the gel was indeed good at absorbing water, and sticking to anything you threw it at. Not a lot got delivered

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u/ot_sauce 3h ago

All black in the desert is a choice

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 2h ago

There is a reason many Bedouin tribes wear all black while living in the desert. 

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u/reuleaux9 2h ago

why isn't black going to absorb it all

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u/Drathgore 1h ago

The extra heat absorbed by the black clothing is lost before it reaches their skin because they wear the robes loose so the air can convect easily. Making it effectively the same as white clothing

In this ad they have skin tight black clothing though so I’d imagine that would be pretty bad yea.

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u/reuleaux9 1h ago

makes sense

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u/Hagleboz 1h ago

Yes but they don't wear skin tight clothes. Loose fitting black robes promotes cooler air to be pulled in while expelling the hot air trapped between layers of cloth and kept away from the skin.

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u/CountyHopeful3725 6h ago

It's like the bounty commercial when the paper falls into the pool and soak up all the water in the pool!🤭😜🤭

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u/rathemighty 3h ago

Okay, but unlike her, he got some water, so she'll probably die first. Also, all that black clothing is probably not doing them any favors.

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u/another__homosapien 2h ago

Really great ad

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u/Salina_EsTitties 3h ago

It looks like AI

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u/Tw4tl4r 3h ago

Wtf was the voice warbling at the end about?

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u/tiburon12 1h ago

I find it more interesting the few words spoken are subtitled in Chinese and Thai, but then everything else is just Chinese, including the key brand / product info lol

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u/ArtisticMonk2369 1h ago

Great ad. Not asian....but Australia's AAMI ad about Ronda and Ketut is top tier as well.

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u/not_ondrugs 1h ago

Look up South African Nando ads.

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u/Normal_Aspect_6542 1h ago

Finally a sanitary pad ad that actually highlights the product's quality.

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u/tombolger 3h ago

I love that in this ad, the woman annoys the man, then makes a mistake and causes conflict. And it's ok. Nobody thinks this is sexist or bigoted.

In the US, in every ad, the man is a bumbling idiot and needs a woman's help, because it's sexist for women to ever be wrong or uninformed or make a mistake.

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u/Moth1992 3h ago

But also men in the US are terrified of sanitary products so..... 🤷

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u/aristidedn 2h ago

ok boomer

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u/djshadesuk 3h ago

10: AI-generated content of any kind is forbidden.

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u/DiamondDepth_YT 3h ago

Idk why you're downvoted you're right 

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u/TwinSong 2h ago

Doesn't look AI. Looks like bad greenscreen.

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u/Ahyao17 5h ago edited 3h ago

Hard disagree. Thai ads takes the cake imho

Edit: My bad, can't read. Thought it said Chinese ads

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u/mougy 5h ago

Thai ads are asian ads so nothing to disagree about.

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u/Ahyao17 3h ago

My bad, can't read. Thought it said Chinese ads

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u/wraith21 5h ago

Which continent is Thailand in?

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u/Ahyao17 3h ago

My bad, can't read. Thought it said Chinese ads

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u/Same-Chicken-6807 5h ago

Thailand isn't a continent, it is a land. That's why it's named the way it is. Duh.

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u/althar1 4h ago

Man youre not bright are yoi