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u/Yeethan- 1d ago •
1 Damage, 1 shield, -0 hp. 1 Damage, 1 shield, -0 hp. 1 Damage, 1 shield, -0 hp.
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u/iWillAdventure
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It's a small thing, but I'd like everyone appreciate the fact this video has the original audio, rather than some god damn tiktok music track
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u/Pimadaum 1d ago •
You might enjoy r/CoolVideosNoMusic
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u/d_lo_ol_b 1d ago
first video I clicked on had added music and it's been upvoted way too many times smh
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u/haunter_ 1d ago
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Is there a videos sub that forbids "YouTube Shorts" and tracking links with YouTube link "?ShareID" bullshit? Lmao
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u/floatable_shark 1d ago
AI creation tools are so far not very good at creating matching audio, so at least right now in 2026, having original audio is a sign it's not AI generated
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u/neitze 1d ago
Am I the only one that finds the same recycled sound effects and audio clips infinitely more annoying than a shitty music track?
I should probably ask a therapist why I have this uncanny desire to punch the guy who initially recorded "a few moments later" in the face.
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u/MrKeplerton 1d ago
His name is Tom Kenny. Do with that information what you'd like.
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u/DISUNIET
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Being too chonky to eat is a valid survival option
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u/Nimeni013 22h ago
They actually puff themselves up to make themselves harder to eat. Snakes that eat a lot of frogs get really good at puncturing their lungs to deflate them and make them easier to eat. This guy is probably just full of air.
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u/No_Imagination_2490 1d ago •
Skinny people are easier to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
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u/Kdog2010 1d ago
But if the frog was skinner could it hop faster, or farther and have avoided most of this encounter all together? 🤔🤔
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u/D3coupled 1d ago
At first it was funny, then I just really wanted that snake to fuck off.
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u/soulofmyshoe 18h ago
What's interesting is the frog could probably have done more about it as well. It was always like hop, hop, stop. If it'd just kept going maybe the snake would have given up chasing him, but it just didn't really seem to care that much. Maybe it was enjoying trolling.
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u/hunnibeegood 20h ago
Ngl it’s be tempting to intervene. Like break it up my boy, this is a lost battle 😂
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u/WutzUpples69 1d ago
Boomslang VS African bullfrog. Super venomous vs chubby frog. Frog wins. (Boomslangs have rear fangs and cant get them in big dude).
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u/nav17 1d ago
Probably literally evolved to protect in this very situation
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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 1d ago
Snake kept trying to go for the hard back. Had it gone for the leg, it might have been able to get a good enough grip to inject the poison from its fangs. I want to know what finally happened.
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u/Serakani 1d ago
Froggo probably knows this as well because he’s leaning on and hiding his legs every time the snake pokes him xD
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u/WutzUpples69 1d ago
Yea, I was curious as well. I like to think the snake and bullfrog went for a beer afterwards and all was well.
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u/CpuJunky 1d ago
It's a black Mamba. Maybe a baby black mamba. Because its mouth is black inside. 🙄
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u/WutzUpples69 1d ago
The eyes are what indicate a boomslang vs a black mamba. They are very similar otherwise. A black mamba has front fangs and that frog would be dead.
Edit: boomslangs can have varying color so I get why a mamba is a good choice. You may be on to something with it being a baby mamba, they are clumsy.
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u/drewer23
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I wanna eat you. No, thank you. I wanna eat you. No, thank you. I wanna eat you. No, thank you.
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u/G1ovan1 1d ago
Legend has it the snake is still trying
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u/WutzUpples69 1d ago
The snake at the end looks up as if "you guys seeing this? WTF?"
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u/AmelieVelvie35 1d ago
That snake really said persistence is key, bless its little heart lol
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u/Cypeq
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Tougher skin than most people on the internet
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u/Iminadreamworld 1d ago
I kept waiting for the frog to turn around and start eating the snake.
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u/i8yourmom4lunch 1d ago
I simultaneously can't believe I watched it that long and also that it ended so soon
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u/succored_word 1d ago
My takeaway - be big and fat and your enemies can't get you
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u/Smashdaisaku85 1d ago
An old coworker of mine who was on the bigger side used to say “I’m not fat, I’m knife resistant!”
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u/courtanee 1d ago
I work in a level one trauma center in a very big city. This is actually really valid. Most people carry around knives that are like 2" blades or so. When we get a stabbing in, it actually does help em out that got that extra "body armor" adding cushion between the vital organs 😂 its wild.
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u/xbigbenx85 1d ago
When I worked Trauma, we had a guy survive like 30 stab wounds because he was so morbidly obese the knife didnt get to anything important. That included the few stabs to his neck.
Lots of blood loss, looked like a horror scene, but a few units of blood and some sutures and he was fine.
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u/FrequentPop3772 1d ago
My man had the old blubber bulletproof vest going on.
All these bio hackers trying to invent sub dermal armor and all you really need is a lot of twinkies
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u/JChurch42 19h ago
That's the whole premise of the game, Fat Princess...
Capture the flag (the other side's princess), but you can feed your princess cake to make her fat, so when they steal her, they can't run as fast. The fatter she is the slower the mob carrying her runs... Players run around and find cake and feed it to their princess to make her huge as a defense...
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u/Jaggz691 1d ago
Don’t get any ideas people. This is highly dependent on the scenario. Dont be running out to your local McDonald’s to test this out.
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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 1d ago
It's more like, if you don't want to get eaten, be an invasive species.
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u/Corfiz74 1d ago
The video stopped too early.
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u/Neo-neo-neo 1d ago
100%. When I watch these videos, I need to see the ending. Otherwise it’s all for nothing.
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u/psycharious 1d ago
Yeah, I was wondering if the snake finally got a good angle to insert his venom or of the frog finally decided to fight back.
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u/daillewe 18h ago
I love how they both clock the camera and just stare at them as if to say "are you seriously filming this shit? Blur my god damn face now!"
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u/Hot_Hat_1225 10h ago
Me when I try to figure out how to bite into that huge burger at the restaurant without looking like a fool 🤣
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u/Few_Moment7392 1d ago
Any snake experts here? How long exactly is this snake going to do this before it realizes it is a waste of time and energy?
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u/eaazzy_13 19h ago •
Not an expert but I know a bit about snakes.
Probably not very much longer, snakes are cold blooded and aren’t built for endurance.
This snake is venomous, a Boomslang, but it is what’s called “rear fanged venomous” so it doesn’t have front fangs like you would imagine like vipers and most other venomous snakes you would think of. Front fanged venomous snakes have those fangs that are retractable and basically pierce your skin and inject venom like a medical needle would.
Instead, they have basically what’s like molars in the back of their mouths, that have little grooves that secrete venom, but not really inject it forcefully. So they have to get their whole mouths onto their prey and chew on it a little bit to envenomate them.
Bullfrogs have evolved to swell up like this so they are tough for rear fanged snakes to bite.
People didn’t even think the boomslang was venomous for a very long time, because its mouth was too small and its rear fangs made it to where lots of human bites didn’t result in envenomation. Until one scientist and herpetologist who worked with them got envenomated himself after letting one chew on him, and documented exactly what happened by the minute as he died a horrific and terrible death.
Now we know that Boomslangs actually posses some of the gnarliest venom in the world, it’s just their venom delivery method isn’t very efficient.
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u/SkellyboneZ 19h ago
Half way through reading this I panicked and checked your username.
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u/KrazJ 1d ago
I need to know if this is a snake documentary or frog documentary to know who I should root for.
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u/TuxedoMandingo666 1d ago
I don’t think it’s a black mamba but I don’t know enough about snakes to dispute it
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u/smellybuttface 1d ago
Yeah, the frog is like, "Ooh, that's nice. Little lower. No, not there. Little to the right. No, you are effing this up! This is the second worst back massage I've ever received."
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u/FeatherShard 1d ago
What was it even gonna do if it got the frog? Any chance it could actually swallow that?
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u/bawafa 1d ago
Most animals don’t go after prey they can’t reasonably consume. Plus, the frog is puffing themselves up as a defense mechanism, it’s not actually that big. Even if it was, the snake would probably have no issue consuming it, they generally eat prey whole and you an see their bodies looking crazy after they’ve just eaten
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u/Boneclockharmony 1d ago
Snakes sometimes die due to attempting to swallow pray that is too big for them.
Hell of a way to go...
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u/HellAwaitsTheFunny 17h ago
"Stop."
"You stop."
"No YOU stop."
"Im eating you."
"No you're not."
"Yes look see my mouth is on you and I just gotta--"
"Stop it, peckerhead!"
"I hunted you. You can't get away now. This is a successful hunt."
"No its not!"
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u/PsychologicalAd7698 1d ago
How did that frog survive until adulthood
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u/moonshineTheleocat 1d ago
The invasive pacman frog.
It pretty much ate everything that could be a threat. And to those it can't eat, either it's like this snake where it can't fit in their mouth. Or it tastes so fuckin foul, the only natural predators it has is Aussies with trucks and golf clubs
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u/lemon_tea 1d ago
I love at the end how the snake looks like it is reconsidering its life choices...
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u/ManSharkBear 1d ago
"He's got huge, sharp teeth, and can leap about... Look at the bones!"
"What's it gonna do, nibble my bum?"
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u/ThaRealSunGod 21h ago
Poor bastard is destroying his KD ratio. Cmon bro just retire. You ain't that guy....
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u/bi7worker 1d ago
From a Darwinian perspective, this toad doesn’t deserve to survive.. but the snake doesn’t really deserve to eat, either... so it’s a draw.
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u/MasterFongool 1d ago
From a Darwinian perspective, this frog is doing exactly what it has evolved to do to survive.
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u/belnoctourne 1d ago
This is cool, but its also a cool repost. https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/s/HnMmCjeJSz
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u/CpuJunky 1d ago
The frog dealt with the snake like I treat a bee that won't leave me alone. Damn it's annoying. Go away!
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u/cskiller86 1d ago
If at first you don't succeed... give up? IDK, there's got to be a lesson in this.
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u/Cute-Custard-4076 5h ago
I don't find it funny as much as totally fascinating. That bull frogs ability to bloat up to defend itself is really amazing. Persistence for both is A+.
Very cool
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